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Twisted...tinkerbell

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3930 on: 18 May 2022, 04:04:31 am »
For me it's when I send a very self explanatory message. Such as "hi sorry missed your call I'm based next to (da da da ) I'm available from (insert time) and if you kindly let me know a time and duration I'll send the full details and see you then , otherwise any questions will be gladly answered via phonecall when I can answer after (insert time)

And then the response ... so where are you based? What time you available  ...
I'm pretty sure all they see is hi..  :FF :FF XD it infuriates me XD

I couldn't have  given more information if I tried 😂😂

lauren.nico2020

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3931 on: 20 May 2022, 07:17:21 am »
I have a big list aha
Breath lol
What are your prices
What time do you finish
Asks for everything I don’t offer and it clearly states I don’t offer what they ask
Non washers 🤢
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Guys who compare you to others (this boils my piss lol)
Guys who just try and open the door to come in.
Ones who over stay there time
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Femme fatale

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3932 on: 20 May 2022, 08:12:05 am »
Calls up wanting to know postcode to check if it's near for them or how long it takes .When told it's near  ..town that's 10  minutes they say they will call back to book they don't or when given the postcode say it's too far yet the profile states the town I'm in  :FF

Petlover29

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3933 on: 20 May 2022, 10:05:51 pm »
A man I seen a few times made a booking to see me.. he text to tell me arrived along with a nice sweet text saying

(I know you probably do but please take a shower before I come in) to me that’s insulting I’m always freshly clean..

he tired to book again recently but once I told him where I was staying.. he claimed the hotel wasn’t good enough for him.. he said he will try again to see me  when im working in his better choice of hotel.. no other clients complain about the place  (nothing wrong with my choice of hotels)

I text back told him I wont be right the girl for him and to find someone else.. I’m not putting up with men like that.


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Femme fatale

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3934 on: 20 May 2022, 10:21:17 pm »
A man I seen a few times made a booking to see me.. he text to tell me arrived along with a nice sweet text saying

(I know you probably do but please take a shower before I come in) to me that’s insulting I’m always freshly clean..

he tired to book again recently but once I told him where I was staying.. he claimed the hotel wasn’t good enough for him.. he said he will try again to see me  when im working in his better choice of hotel.. no other clients complain about the place  (nothing wrong with my choice of hotels)

I text back told him I wont be right the girl for him and to find someone else.. I’m not putting up with men like that.
What a bloody cheek ..

Milkymoo26

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3935 on: 20 May 2022, 10:32:25 pm »
When they ask you what services you do, so you list the ones you don't do and they say " ooh that's a lot of donts". Like wtf  how is no fingering or no anal and (owo/cim at discretion) a lot of don'ts?? Frigging greedy cheap twats! If you read my profile you'd bloody know.
 I've noticed it's always the large, horrible looking guys that think they are sexy af that say this  :FF

When they cant find my clit, and it's right in front of them.

When they say "go slower" "slow down" and you're barely riding them at 3 mph! They do this to take the piss and try drag out the time.

Or when they say they want to go toilet after a booking. You don't hear the toilet flush. So when they leave you go check and there's fucking chewing gum at the bottom of the loo!

Milf-G

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3936 on: 21 May 2022, 01:14:39 am »

When they cant find my clit, and it's right in front of them.


I tell them (especially if they're grim) 'if you want to make me cum maybe rub my clit and not my pubic bone'. #egocrushed 😅 some need a satnav.

Femme fatale

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3937 on: 21 May 2022, 10:57:39 am »
Had 1 booking only and feel the need to comment or message you each time you add new photos but not rebooking !

Milf-G

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3938 on: 21 May 2022, 02:53:21 pm »
Had 1 booking only and feel the need to comment or message you each time you add new photos but not rebooking !

Haha yeah I've had that too.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3939 on: 21 May 2022, 04:52:08 pm »
I had this guy a few days ago comment after we had sex doggy. You have such a sexy arse I love watching your flabby arse cheeks flopping around when I'm fucking you from behind. He was actually smiling when he said it but my reaction must have been obvious on my face.

He then said sorry he's not very good at describing what he sees. Maybe if he can film it next time I will know what he's on about.

I wonder why he's still single and never married.

Milf-G

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3940 on: 21 May 2022, 08:15:26 pm »
I had this guy a few days ago comment after we had sex doggy. You have such a sexy arse I love watching your flabby arse cheeks flopping around when I'm fucking you from behind. He was actually smiling when he said it but my reaction must have been obvious on my face.

He then said sorry he's not very good at describing what he sees. Maybe if he can film it next time I will know what he's on about.

I wonder why he's still single and never married.

Arsehole!!

Missizzy

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3941 on: 21 May 2022, 08:17:36 pm »
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had this guy a few days ago comment after we had sex doggy. You have such a sexy arse I love watching your flabby arse cheeks flopping around when I'm fucking you from behind. He was actually smiling when he said it but my reaction must have been obvious on my face.

He then said sorry he's not very good at describing what he sees. Maybe if he can film it next time I will know what he's on about.

I wonder why he's still single and never married.

One of mine called me a panfaced cocksucker once and was clueless why I wasn't overjoyed at the compliment.

Milf-G

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3942 on: 21 May 2022, 08:17:48 pm »
Arrives 20 minutes late with no warning after I say late comers won't be seen (because I need to go out) and starts to scream abuse down the phone at me as it's not his fault.....

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3943 on: 23 May 2022, 08:23:50 am »
I had this guy a few days ago comment after we had sex doggy. You have such a sexy arse I love watching your flabby arse cheeks flopping around when I'm fucking you from behind. He was actually smiling when he said it but my reaction must have been obvious on my face.

He then said sorry he's not very good at describing what he sees. Maybe if he can film it next time I will know what he's on about.

I wonder why he's still single and never married.

If he hadn't used the term "flabby" I would excuse him for being 'excited, but he was being a twat >:(
If it was me I would have been tempted to tell him I love Doggy because even the teeny/narrow cocks can give pleasure. Or, I love it when your fat belly squoshes against me!  >:D

Femme fatale

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3944 on: 23 May 2022, 10:54:21 am »
Expects me to justify my decisions,changes to them when it's none of their business