A new client yesterday. Booking went well I think, no reason to doubt it.While putting his jeans back on and chatting to me he stated "well you are now in my top 3" I resisted the urge to give a cheeky response so just heard myself do a silly girly giggle (am too old for girly giggles) and then he said "let's see if you can move on up the queue to take top place"He will not get the chance to find out. Twatty McTwatface.
Has a tiny cock and asks if he hurt you after all is done.
Had one recently that kept farting on the bed and wanted to take a shit in my ensuite. I sent him to the cloakroom, I'm not listening to you taking a shit next to the bed!!
Text messages like "hi hun, how are you?" Or I had one " what are you up to" It's so dumb. Why would I want to answer to that, it's clearly for me that will never turn into a booking.
Happens all the time