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Femme fatale

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3900 on: 02 May 2022, 04:39:15 pm »
Quote from: Milf-G on 30 April 2022, 06:25:38 pm
Him (new number not saved on my phone) 'oh Hi I saw you last year I was the guy who made you squirt'
Me - 'sorry that doesn't narrow it down at all'.
Worked out who he was, saw almost a year ago...
Of course he thought he was memorable !
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Milf-G

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3901 on: 02 May 2022, 06:41:28 pm »
Quote from: Kiss on 02 May 2022, 04:39:15 pm
Of course he thought he was memorable !

Thing is, I don't recall him making me squirt, few actually do that and only with very vigorous hand action. Nice enough chap though.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3902 on: 04 May 2022, 07:14:13 am »

My current pet hate is when they ask 'Are you discrete'?.  I find it such an offensive question.  Is it just me?0

I had one yesterday, so I just said 'No, I'll meet you in the car park naked, ringing a bell and shouting unclean'!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3903 on: 04 May 2022, 08:27:59 am »
Quote from: V24 on 04 May 2022, 07:14:13 am
My current pet hate is when they ask 'Are you discrete'?.  I find it such an offensive question.  Is it just me?0

I had one yesterday, so I just said 'No, I'll meet you in the car park naked, ringing a bell and shouting unclean'!

Tw's always ask me this question  ::) I don't think I've actually met anyone who asks this.
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Milf-G

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3904 on: 04 May 2022, 10:55:14 am »
Quote from: V24 on 04 May 2022, 07:14:13 am
My current pet hate is when they ask 'Are you discrete'?.  I find it such an offensive question.  Is it just me?0

I had one yesterday, so I just said 'No, I'll meet you in the car park naked, ringing a bell and shouting unclean'!

Love your response haha
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thickthighs

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3905 on: 04 May 2022, 01:21:11 pm »
Quote from: V24 on 04 May 2022, 07:14:13 am
My current pet hate is when they ask 'Are you discrete'?.  I find it such an offensive question.  Is it just me?0

I had one yesterday, so I just said 'No, I'll meet you in the car park naked, ringing a bell and shouting unclean'!

Been asked this so many times, I find it such a bizarre comment. I too usually come back with a sarcastic quip.
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CelesteManchester

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3906 on: 04 May 2022, 04:10:49 pm »
Quote from: V24 on 04 May 2022, 07:14:13 am
My current pet hate is when they ask 'Are you discrete'?.  I find it such an offensive question.  Is it just me?0

I had one yesterday, so I just said 'No, I'll meet you in the car park naked, ringing a bell and shouting unclean'!

The even worse 1 is this:

I’d had a youngster visit me (meaning probably under 35) & he’d gone down on me. Fine. He’d asked to, I didn’t force him, coerce, beg….nada. As we’re getting dressed this SOB has the temerity to ask me “If I’m clean, since he …. errr ummm…. went down on me, & ummmm…. he’s married so ummm, he can’t be bringing anything home….*nervous laughing* ummm…”

I was incensed. And said, “Just for that remark? You don’t deserve to know the answer. I didn’t ask you to do SHIT. Your timing is OFF, son.”

He walked out  totally chastised. Yeah, you just worry about that for a few weeks. Miserable sack of shit. Oh, I was HOT😡.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3907 on: 04 May 2022, 05:07:24 pm »
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« Last Edit: 09 May 2022, 06:35:55 pm by Scarlettwoman »
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Milf-G

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3908 on: 04 May 2022, 09:59:10 pm »
Got the wrong vibes from someone this morning within 15 seconds on the phone. Wanted to know exactly what bookings I had today... Ended call. 10 mins later text message saying 'we want to see you, me and my mate' yup, I knew something was off. Since then countless call attempts. I don't advertise for threesomes seeking as I'd want to meet each person 1 on 1 first.
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Femme fatale

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3909 on: 06 May 2022, 01:56:01 am »
Quote from: Milf-G on 04 May 2022, 09:59:10 pm
Got the wrong vibes from someone this morning within 15 seconds on the phone. Wanted to know exactly what bookings I had today... Ended call. 10 mins later text message saying 'we want to see you, me and my mate' yup, I knew something was off. Since then countless call attempts. I don't advertise for threesomes seeking as I'd want to meet each person 1 on 1 first.
Your instincts are crucial in this job . Glad he didn't come visit you
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Milf-G

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3910 on: 06 May 2022, 06:45:45 pm »
Quote from: Kiss on 06 May 2022, 01:56:01 am
Your instincts are crucial in this job . Glad he. didn't come visit you

Absolutely. I mean I've probably turned away plenty that would have been alright but if something doesn't feel right it's best to say no.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3911 on: 06 May 2022, 10:02:46 pm »
Exfoliating my face with his stubbly kisses, then when I turn away for respite, proceeds to wet lick inside my eardrums  >:(
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Milf-G

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3912 on: 06 May 2022, 10:08:28 pm »
Quote from: SquirtyQueen on 06 May 2022, 10:02:46 pm
Exfoliating my face with his stubbly kisses, then when I turn away for respite, proceeds to wet lick inside my eardrums  >:(

Vomit
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3913 on: 08 May 2022, 08:06:39 pm »
Oh yesterday this guy that I've seen a couple of times now. I never let anyone in my living room except a few people that I have known for more than 3years, and I went to bring him some water.. I didn't close the door because he was in the bedroom and couldn't see there, when I turned around he was in the door creeping all over my place and said, oh now that I know we are alone in here we can maybe go there and try new stuff ughh I said no, because I have my stuff it's a bit messy and blah blah.. now in the bedroom he took his shirt of and opened one of my closet door out of nowhere so he can hang it there! I told him angrily to never do that again!
I mean wtff men, why would you do such thing.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3914 on: 11 May 2022, 06:24:44 pm »
A new client yesterday. Booking went well I think, no reason to doubt it.

While putting his jeans back on and chatting to me he stated "well you are now in my top 3"  ;D

I resisted the urge to give a cheeky response so just heard myself do a silly girly giggle (am too old for girly giggles) and then he said "let's see if you can move on up the queue to take top place"

He will not get the chance to find out. Twatty McTwatface.
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