Sending a ridiculous amount of emails to arrange a booking .. HIM : I love doing XYZ to you, don't you love me doing XYZ to you?
ME : Mate I don't care, just make the booking and hand over the $
HIM : Oh I want hours with you to do XYZ,,, blah blah blah....
25 YES 25 emails later he finally made a short booking.. Not even an hour the bloody cheapskate! I deserved at least that for replying to all those damn emails!
I literally had to detach him from my body when his time was up and it took another 10 mins to get him dressed and out