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Dynamite Doll

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3780 on: 24 January 2022, 09:13:04 pm »
I have a couple of clients that always seem to wear brand new cheap socks when they see me, as every time they leave a trail in my bathroom of black "sock fluff"

I had this the other day and I hate it  :FF. Now I just wipe their feet with baby wipes incorporate it with the sensual touch before getting to the f.u.c.k.i.n.g.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3781 on: 25 January 2022, 02:19:00 am »
Very annoying things clients do in my opinion :

-when the guy arrives 20min before the agreed time and asks if he can come earlier, I hate when clients think we are sitting here waiting for them lol

-when someone wants a 1h booking and then « changes his mind » and says he wants to stay only 30min but then end up staying the whole hour but paying only the fees for 30min (overall people who think they can stay longer without paying)

-uncircumcised guys who don’t pull down their foreskin when they take shower (the smell is horrendous sometimes)

-people who go into the bathroom with their shoes on and end up leaving muddy marks on the feet towel (some people are seriously very disrespectful)

-people who ask you out for dinner (obviously for free) because they had a good time and now think you’re their friends
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3782 on: 28 January 2022, 06:52:33 pm »
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3783 on: 01 February 2022, 01:54:40 pm »
Turning up 30 mins early expecting to be seen.. Lots of my clients been doing this recently.. so annoying.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3784 on: 01 February 2022, 02:59:24 pm »
Turning up 30 mins early expecting to be seen.. Lots of my clients been doing this recently.. so annoying.

If I'm ready I don't mind 10-15 minutes early but yeah 30 mins is taking the piss

Dynamite Doll

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3785 on: 01 February 2022, 07:29:07 pm »
If I'm ready I don't mind 10-15 minutes early but yeah 30 mins is taking the piss

I agree the 30mins is faak no. I am resting or doing my personal things or just eating etc I will still make them wait and if they moan well they booked for such and such a time not a time earlier.

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« Reply #3786 on: 02 February 2022, 01:38:23 pm »
Is it just me?  I get a lot of 'what services do you offer' type phone calls, which I say 'please read the profile' but then they start asking about a levels (which I rarely agree to - only with a reg), CIM etc, I just think these are phone wankers and they immediately get my back up, or should I be kinder and discuss with them? I've been caught out before discussing services only to find out they're a phone wanker after finishing the call and checking CE. What do others do when clients start asking about what's on offer?

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« Reply #3787 on: 02 February 2022, 01:56:00 pm »
Is it just me?  I get a lot of 'what services do you offer' type phone calls, which I say 'please read the profile' but then they start asking about a levels (which I rarely agree to - only with a reg), CIM etc, I just think these are phone wankers and they immediately get my back up, or should I be kinder and discuss with them? I've been caught out before discussing services only to find out they're a phone wanker after finishing the call and checking CE. What do others do when clients start asking about what's on offer?

Stick to your way of - Refer back to my profile if I provide what you are seeking call back to book - etc.

They are phone wankers no need to be nicer as the ones who will book you will have read your advertising and knows what you provide and don't plus rates and won't make it a hard hassle.

They are just dick heads.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3788 on: 02 February 2022, 02:16:18 pm »
When you state no text on your ad
and they ignore  and still  text anyway , a lot are tws or never ring to book .

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« Reply #3789 on: 02 February 2022, 02:39:13 pm »
New inquiry asks if I will be feminine. What? So I tell him I have a pair of boobs and look as good when I visit the shops as I do in my photographs. He backpedals saying he didn't mean that. He said he meant he wanted to know if I would be wearing suspenders. What? Well yes and they would have been a nice pair too but he's never going to see them as it turns out.

He asked other questions too and wanted more pictures over whatsapp and wanted my post code so he could "plan how long it would take to visit me". The short version is I repeated what was in my profile and he starts going on that he will have to drive back the other way. I think he also had the cheek to ask if anyone operated in [outlying part of the city]. No. Nobody does. Oh he'd just check the journey and phone back. After this classic bottler/postcode collecter/timewaster/thrill seeker performance I said if he didn't phone back in ten minutes I'd mark him down. I'm far to kind so upgraded him from timewaster to blocked.

I cannot believe the amount of braindead BS which goes on in some people's minds at times.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3790 on: 02 February 2022, 03:59:50 pm »
Is it just me?  I get a lot of 'what services do you offer' type phone calls, which I say 'please read the profile' but then they start asking about a levels (which I rarely agree to - only with a reg), CIM etc, I just think these are phone wankers and they immediately get my back up, or should I be kinder and discuss with them? I've been caught out before discussing services only to find out they're a phone wanker after finishing the call and checking CE. What do others do when clients start asking about what's on offer?

This type of thing winds me up, especially when I direct them to read my profile/website, and they say something like they're not good with the internet, don't have access etc. Yet they miraculously were able to find my number? I really don't want to interact with people who can't use basic technology (unless of course there's a very good reason).
"There is no sin except stupidity" - Oscar Wilde

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3791 on: 02 February 2022, 04:10:30 pm »
This type of thing winds me up, especially when I direct them to read my profile/website, and they say something like they're not good with the internet, don't have access etc. Yet they miraculously were able to find my number? I really don't want to interact with people who can't use basic technology (unless of course there's a very good reason).

Or when they say they cant read it bc they just saved your number …
Like okay, when did you save it, yesterday, last year, before I changed my rates and services or after ?? Although either way if they “can’t read it”, idk how you could expect them to read the address or a clock … Some seriously brain dead fucks about.

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« Reply #3792 on: 02 February 2022, 05:47:59 pm »
This kills me as well. “I’m old (they’re MY age FFS), IDKH to use the Internet.”

Really, I reply. What newspaper 📰 did you find my ad in then?

Stuttering ensues. My friend found it for me!!!

Then your damn friend can find my ad slash website. I have NO time or patience these days …..
An American on a British site, still learning the slang😉

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3793 on: 02 February 2022, 09:05:05 pm »
If I have had a missed call from phone wankers (obs check every number as soon as I can) if they ring back again and start asking about services I'm like 'oh I don't discuss my services over the phone, there are professional phone wankers who phone any escort just to wank off, I'm sure you're not one of these sad creatures but I won't be discussing my services sweetie'.

Had a no show yesterday because he asked about a levels if we got on... nope my profile is clear on that, I only do it with select regs, not any dick. He obviously did a no show because I said no. Had this quite a few times now when they ask during a call and I say no, they then no show. Think I'm going to cancel them if they again.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3794 on: 02 February 2022, 10:47:17 pm »
Using their spit as lube and rubbing it all over their cock when there is a choice of 4 lubes on the side. Makes me feel sick. I don’t kiss so why would I want their slimy spit inside my pussy is beyond me.