Do any of you find it a turn on to have someone's tongue basically fucking your ear lobe? 

My Client last night claimed most other women like it and I was being unreasonable to object 

So unreasonable to state what you dislike. 

I hate it. Had a reg do it recently and it was an immediate cringe before pulling away.

I had 2 clients in 1 day who wanted to know every lingerie set I have, describe them and send pics so they could choose what they wanted me to wear, both are regulars so I knew they would show but pisses me off especially when it’s for a 15 minute booking, even more so when they strip you with in a minute!

I'd tell them where to go

Here are my top peeves!

1- Getting out the shower, not drying properly and getting on the bed soaking wet

2- Bad kissing. It makes my skin crawl and I will block soley based on this

3- Too romantic?! Some clients are so old fashioned and act like we're teenagers on a date, like I'm a China doll

4- Too deep tongue. I once had a guy put his tongue so far in my mouth I actually retched lol he stopped immediately

5- Not able to understand subtle cues. Like if I'm really not enjoying something and it's blatantly obvious they just look at me with a dumb smile and carry on. No self awareness at all

Had a text (I say all new clients must phone)
Hi as I am 70 can I text (ignored)

Its about seeing you (ignored)

Ok I can see you've read my message if you don't want to know just say but I have seen others from AW (was actually with another client at the time)
2 mins later...
No respect for the elderly shame on you, you lost out on a lot of money

Ask for a shower after the booking when they never showered before 

Wiggling!!!
Fuck off with the bedtime boogie routine when I’m trying to keep your dick in my mouth 😩
Seriously. No wonder you have a sad look of ‘oh I didn’t cum though’ when you’ve been bouncing around for half hour and I can’t get any rhythm going ffs

Haha totally! I had a bloke knee me in the face because he couldn't stay even remotely still!

Made a remark to my neighbour.. that not being bad enough he then never told me about it so was totally blindsided when my neighbour questioned me about it.
Had saw him several times but was blocked instantly after that.

Omfg