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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3690 on: 24 October 2021, 05:56:21 am »
Turn up unannounced!!!!!!!  :FF :FF :FF :FF

I've had several months away from work because of health issues. When I finally turned my work phone on I had a bunch of texts from a regular over the course of the time I'd been away. As it was so long since his last text, I had no idea if it would be discreet for him if I responded. So I didn't reply. Because I give a shit about discretion.  Fast forward a few weeks and I get a knock at the door one night. I open it to find said regular standing outside. He starts asking where I've been, how come I didn't reply, shall he come in? Said as he's inching in and I have to shut the door almost fully on him and say no I have family in the other fucking room!!!

Still mad about this weeks later.  :FF :FF :FF

This awful, I am mad for you! Had something similar a couple of times years ago, not regulars as such - repeat bookers who lost my number.

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« Reply #3691 on: 24 October 2021, 08:23:14 am »
This awful, I am mad for you! Had something similar a couple of times years ago, not regulars as such - repeat bookers who lost my number.

Yes I've had it too.
 I swear some of them think we spend our lives entirely alone, no family or friends, just waiting on their calls because clearly we love sex so much that that's all we have in our minds and lives!
Fact is they are thinking with what's between their legs!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3692 on: 30 October 2021, 09:06:34 pm »
Say how they like to take things slow …. In a half hour booking. ??? Huh

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« Reply #3693 on: 31 October 2021, 02:16:53 am »
Say how they like to take things slow …. In a half hour booking. ??? Huh

Eve, I cannot tell you how many times I’ve heard that with the GD 1/2 hour appts🪓🪓🪓.

I look at them & say, “Is 30 minutes a different time frame on your planet🌎?”

Works beautifully.
An American on a British site, still learning the slang😉

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3694 on: 08 November 2021, 01:55:26 pm »
Having way too high expectations of you in the booking. Like you met on a dating site or something - not being mindful of the fact that you’re a service provider and you don’t want your bloody ear, back and neck licked or pressure to cum! Or your nipples and boobs constantly pawed at. Or wanting penetration for very long periods of time. I’m getting exhausted. These guys are hard work these days. It’s wearing me out. Think I’m getting a slight case of burnout!

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« Reply #3695 on: 08 November 2021, 07:43:13 pm »
Having way too high expectations of you in the booking. Like you met on a dating site or something - not being mindful of the fact that you’re a service provider and you don’t want your bloody ear, back and neck licked or pressure to cum! Or your nipples and boobs constantly pawed at. Or wanting penetration for very long periods of time. I’m getting exhausted. These guys are hard work these days. It’s wearing me out. Think I’m getting a slight case of burnout!

Take care of yourself Clarabella. Add a tab to your profile along the lines of, "What I enjoy in a booking" or "Services" and describe your ideal booking, honestly. Mine is very unsexy and I talk about enjoying a laugh with my clients - but it works! I also use that opportunity to restate that I don't offer CIM or DFK (In a nice way). Have a look at your enjoys list and be honest with yourself. If there's anything you want to remove, do it! Also if you hate long bookings, stop them for now - and look at your rates.

I recently withdrew some services and upped my prices at the same time and it's not had any negative effect. Well except for the usual oddballs who can't read!!  ;) x

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« Reply #3696 on: 08 November 2021, 07:50:04 pm »
Being too bloody intense!!! Kinell, it was only a 30 minute but every time I said something he just sort of half smiled and stared at me. I had to wonder whether he was partially deaf but nope - he just seemed to think I had the gift of telepathy. About 5 mins towards the end of our time (which was probably about 30 mins in, in reality) he hadn't completed. I asked him how he wanted to finish and he did the staring and said oh it's ok, I just want to cuddle. Fair enough! Time up (35 mins) I said ok, our time has finished and he just stared at me looking really surprised! I'd just sat there for the best part of 10 minutes listening to him talking absolute balls and he then asks me to finish him off by hand. Hahaha, no, I think not mate. Saved as "only if desperate"  ::) ;D

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« Reply #3697 on: 09 November 2021, 11:21:13 am »
Being too bloody intense!!! Kinell, it was only a 30 minute but every time I said something he just sort of half smiled and stared at me. I had to wonder whether he was partially deaf but nope - he just seemed to think I had the gift of telepathy. About 5 mins towards the end of our time (which was probably about 30 mins in, in reality) he hadn't completed. I asked him how he wanted to finish and he did the staring and said oh it's ok, I just want to cuddle. Fair enough! Time up (35 mins) I said ok, our time has finished and he just stared at me looking really surprised! I'd just sat there for the best part of 10 minutes listening to him talking absolute balls and he then asks me to finish him off by hand. Hahaha, no, I think not mate. Saved as "only if desperate"  ::) ;D

Jeez you have more patience than me, he'd have been blocked the minute he was out the door as a never again!  ;D

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« Reply #3698 on: 09 November 2021, 02:37:36 pm »
Jeez you have more patience than me, he'd have been blocked the minute he was out the door as a never again!  ;D

Haha, I mean I'd have to be down to my last 50p so he is highly unlikely to be revisting! His comms were excellent though (until he arrived) so it just goes to show how they can sometimes slip through the net  :o ...he was actually really respectful when I declined his request, just got up and dressed. It was an awkward couple of minutes of me filling the silence with small talk but he didn't actually do anything disrespectful...I just wouldn't prioritise him in future and don't think he's make that mistake twice (expensive wank!!) xx
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3699 on: 09 November 2021, 08:19:58 pm »
Having my lady parts licked and slurped at like a buffalo drinking from a waterhole.

Makes me wish I was dead.  :FF

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3700 on: 09 November 2021, 09:11:08 pm »
Having my lady parts licked and slurped at like a buffalo drinking from a waterhole.

Makes me wish I was dead.  :FF

Haha I can identify with this

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« Reply #3701 on: 11 November 2021, 03:19:48 pm »
Appalling spelling.

Not to sound judgemental but when somebody messages you and spells in fact as infacked and then enuff, that for me is enough to bin them.

He didn't sound like my kind of client on the phone either so glad I got rid.

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« Reply #3702 on: 11 November 2021, 03:21:31 pm »
Haha I can identify with this

The only good thing about receiving oral for me is that it passes the time on  ;D

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« Reply #3703 on: 13 November 2021, 09:59:49 am »
Appalling spelling.

Not to sound judgemental but when somebody messages you and spells in fact as infacked and then enuff, that for me is enough to bin them.

He didn't sound like my kind of client on the phone either so glad I got rid.
Yu did rite. I wood ave az wel  :)
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« Reply #3704 on: 14 November 2021, 06:33:25 pm »
Tongueing my ear  :-X
I've had a couple of these in the last week alone.

Do any of you find it a turn on to have someone's tongue basically fucking your ear lobe?  ???

My Client last night claimed most other women like it and I was being unreasonable to object  :-\