Miffy 

Fast forward to the action bit, cut out the part he doesn't include.

If someone wants half an hour, then there is not any time for the drink, chat, tease.

Yes Mirror I've already mentioned making a longer booking which seemed to fall on deaf ears so as you suggest, I'm going to have to cut down on the frills and move it along at my pace. I wonder how long it will be before I get the whining about being rushed! 

Had one the other week for 30 mins. He took nearly 10 mins in the shower then came into the bedroom, so I started kissing and giving him oral.

He then stopped me quickly and went to give me oral for ages (and turned out to be the rest of the session), as if he had all the time in the world. I then had to tell him we were running out of time unless he wanted to extend. He said he didn't have the cash so up I got and out he went 

Client changing location of our meeting to his home. No, I do not do that, something I was very clear about before I confirmed his booking/took his deposit.

Why do some aways think we'll make an exception for them? 

Is it only me or anyone else get cheapskates moaning about other women charging a high amount for services ?  I say good luck if they do if they can get it , this one today wanted a extra which I charge more and he was too tight to pay it , I wouldn’t have told him to come if knew who he was I did him twice at my old address and didn’t recognise as he lost weight ,  and last visit years back I didn’t want to see him again as he used to book a hour then change it to half , when he mentioned something it clicked who he was and I thought I wasn’t letting him take piss today with turning someone else down for him , I am not giving them joblot when they not regular or refuse pay extras thinking I am so desperate days being soft are done  .

Today has been an absolute joke. I'm not superstitious but I wasn't remotely surprised when I did the "when is the full moon" google - it's like they all lose the tiny bit of sense left in them, every single time. Had my first look and go for yonks today, then someone with absolutely zero common sense, who I'm pretty sure is now texting me from a different number. Lawdamercy.

Plus clients who enjoy discussing sex workers, (not just their own sexual experiences but the way in which we work) are usually the  ones who secretly consider themselves experts on the sex industry and want us to hang on to every word they say because they think they are sharing golden nuggets with us. At worst this is very condescending (feels sexist as well cos I am always a female receiving it from a male?) and at best it makes me want to yawwwwwwwwwwwn