Now look here, Kiss!! I’ve had a gander at your profile *points*, & it very clearly states you WILL suck the client’s dick in the frozen section of Tesco OR Asda! *Shakes paper at you*

Runs off cackling.

 

I'll add suck offs in frozen section as an extra the charges being astronomical!!😄

Their effing pre cum leaking all over. Had to shower and wash my hair again earlier 

Their effing pre cum leaking all over.

As discussed previously -  almost nothing worse!

Just had a bell end ring me at 06:50 asking if I was dressed and ready to 'go'. 

Go where? ... for a Poo?? !!

 

Terrible kissers...I am so sick of this. It’s always the ones that insist on kissing a lot that are also remarkably terrible at it. Someone literally dribbled in my mouth earlier.

It's just horrible. I've had two of those in the last week. So awful that I turned my head away and scrunched my face up as I did it. I don't even care if they noticed 

When they try to bite...why do they do that?! I had one yesterday trying to bite my neck and gnaw my bottom lip off, then when he was on top, he tried to bite my cheek 

I had a biter on Monday, and whilst the bites weren’t bad then they nipped and made me squirm, he also bit the tops of my thighs and hips, and was crap with his hands, basically he was shit in bed. 

For all that men love sex and the lengths they go too to get sex, then the majority aren’t very fucking good at it! 🤣 let’s face it ladies, we have all shagged the majority, in the UK most likely anyway haha.