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Nadya

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3585 on: 01 August 2021, 04:02:13 pm »
Next time one is late I'm going to stick to my guns and just say no. I had a guy who was 30 late and still wanted an hour. I got him down to 45 but he was AWFUL, job st weird, awkward, responded badly. I almost gave up three times during the booking. In the end he left in 30mins anyway. Never....again.
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Milkymoo26

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3586 on: 05 August 2021, 07:30:14 pm »
Prob already mentioned.
But I hate the clients that book for 1 hour. Arrive and start chatting shit, I'm like you need to pay first. Still don't hand over money. By this point I'm thinking in my head ugh another look and go I bet, you can leave. Then they say how much is half hour blah blah. Then they're like actually i'll leave it.

Like why tf you drive this way to waste your own time. :FF
Cheap ass pricks, I don't understand what goes through their tiny heads honestly.
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Milkymoo26

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3587 on: 05 August 2021, 07:59:50 pm »
Quote from: TantricTease on 21 April 2021, 08:03:49 am
but what I do is copy what I’d do with a real orgasm anyway and just shake a little and they seem to believe me, very hard if I’m still bone dry though which I often am! Lol.

Lmfao! I do this. Anything to hurry and get them off me so they can go, ugh.
I'm going to hooker hell 🤣
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ssfox

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3588 on: 05 August 2021, 09:22:07 pm »
Literally got asked for a discount from a chap who said he was handsome and that I would have fun with him and that maybe he shouldn’t pay at all but he was feeling generous. Agggggg
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Femme fatale

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3589 on: 05 August 2021, 10:52:24 pm »
Email asking if I'm free tomorrow I reply that I only work a certain day to which he emailed back so not tomorrow.
I wont be replying..fucking annoying
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3590 on: 06 August 2021, 12:06:13 am »
Quote from: ssfox on 05 August 2021, 09:22:07 pm
Literally got asked for a discount from a chap who said he was handsome and that I would have fun with him and that maybe he shouldn’t pay at all but he was feeling generous. Agggggg

This one gets me everytime. 1. I have plenty of attractive clients who are conventionally handsome, smell good and are amazing in the sack and they’re more than willing to pay me for it therefore why you think I’d do it with you for a discounted rate or for free is beyond my knowledge. 2. Normally the ones who have a god complex and think they’re “handsome” are usually painfully average and it actually gives me a good laugh that they’re that confident for no reason. I’ve found that men who are good looking and confident in their looks don’t have to make it known all of the time. It’s the insecure ones who are always blabbering on about “how hot they are” and “how you might want to do it for free.” The genuinely good looking guys always are the nicest I’ve met and most respectful and don’t hold this same arrogant attitude with them that they’re attractive so I should do it for free.
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Tina Sparx

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3591 on: 06 August 2021, 06:56:41 am »
Had a young lad (19) recently, who told me in his 300 texts that he was a published male model and I wouldn't want paying from him!
When I (in no uncertain terms) told him that it made no difference, he eventually cracked and made an appt.
When he rocked up - he had his modelling portfolio with him! - He spent the first 15 minutes of his hour showing me pictures of him modelling swimwear for Littlewoods catalogue!
Yawn!
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Tina Sparx

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3592 on: 06 August 2021, 07:02:23 am »
I hate the ones who start off by saying they want a weekend away with me, then after they realise the cost, they end up settling for a 20min cum n go! 
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Femme fatale

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3593 on: 06 August 2021, 08:43:47 am »
Quote from: Tina Sparx on 06 August 2021, 07:02:23 am
I hate the ones who start off by saying they want a weekend away with me, then after they realise the cost, they end up settling for a 20min cum n go!
Wow what a cost difference makes you wonder if they had the money in the first place ..cheakskates  :FF
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Jessiegirl

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3594 on: 06 August 2021, 08:57:32 am »
I've had a few wanting to take me on holiday but can't afford to pay for my time. So basically working for free in exchange for a holiday.
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Jadine

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3595 on: 06 August 2021, 12:42:34 pm »
I had one who I never invite again for undercutting
He was on about staying a night for £200 in a hotel lol or even more to cut cost at mine
Tight twat .
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Jadine

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3596 on: 07 August 2021, 08:23:58 am »
Did a guy other day fingers poking , and prodding wouldn’t stop ramming them in , i kept trying to move but he still got stuck in, pulling , prising stretching me open like it was a book he opening pages ,  I bet they would not like it if we was tough on their cocks and balls   >:(
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CelesteManchester

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3597 on: 07 August 2021, 01:56:32 pm »
Quote from: Jadine on 07 August 2021, 08:23:58 am
Did a guy other day fingers poking , and prodding wouldn’t stop ramming them in , i kept trying to move but he still got stuck in, pulling , prising stretching me open like it was a book he opening pages ,  I bet they would not like it if we was tough on their cocks and balls   >:(

Hey Jadine? You know how you handle that bullshit? Grab hold of their earlobe & twist hard. Don’t bother with their nether regions bc some of them get off on that. Nobody likes having their ear 👂🏻 twisted (grim look). When they yelp ~ & they will, oh yes, they will; you say, “That’s what it feels like you’re doing to ME. Knock it off.”😡
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Jadine

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3598 on: 07 August 2021, 06:10:12 pm »
Might give it a try next time  ;D
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Miffy

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3599 on: 10 August 2021, 11:57:15 am »
I'm very aware this is a 'my wallet's too small for my fifties and my diamond shoes are too tight' kind of post, so advance apologies...

I have a client who keeps sending me Harrods gift vouchers. I have asked him to stop, pointing out that I haven't even spent the ones I already have, but still he sends them to me. It's very thoughtful as he knows I like nice things, but it kind of makes me feel like he's trying to groom me or something. It's ridiculous, I know, but it just makes me more than a little bit uncomfortable.
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