Ripping, tearing or leaving bodily fluids on my very fucking expensive Victoria Secrets, Ann Summers etc underwear. Like I be damned if I paid 59 pounds for a bra for some idiot to tear it assunder. Might start adding fees for soiled lingerie at the end of bookings. Like the hotels do hehehe. You may be Eligible to pay a safety deposit of £50 for ruined undies.

Another thing that pisses me off is British guys messaging me especially in London to tell
Me they messaged cause they want to see a British girl and they’re few and far beyond in London nowadays. That’s all well and good but I’m fucking Irish and it says that in my profile. Boils my blood even more when they say same thing though isn’t it. No it’s not. I’ve lived in London for 8 months and can tell you Irish and British people share a similar sense of humour and that’s about it. British and Irish people are as different as day and night.

I'm guessing these are the same people who think 'British' and 'English' are interchangeable - I get the occasional 'Oh yes I only book English escorts', as if I give a flying fuck who they book

I always ask why they booked me (Scottish and my ads say this) if that was the case, and I get 'oh, you know what I mean'. Apparently what they mean is that they're too thick to understand that England is one country and Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland are other, separate countries

If I was Polish or Czech and had to get used to being constantly dismissed as being 'Eastern European' (because of course all the dozen or so countries that make up Eastern Europe and the people in them are all exactly the same) I swear I would have had to throw in the towel years ago before I murdered somebody 

A lot of my clients say how they only see English girls myself included. I sound English but I'm actually not. If only they knew. Lol

I'm guessing these are the same people who think 'British' and 'English' are interchangeable

When I lived in England I had to take 'British' off my ads or else I had to have this conversation at least twice a day-

"Hi are you English"

No.

"But it says you are on your profile"

No, it says I'm British.

"Right, so you're English then?"

No, I'm not.

"So why does it say you are?"

IT FUCKING DOESN'T

Message after I've removed my number and available today info I sometimes think this is deliberate that they have no intention of booking anyway

I hate this but sometimes I'm not busy so agree to see them but you're right, some of them can be TWs.

Had a client earlier today saying some horrible things about people who are plus sized. It was gross. We were laying there lost sex chatting away and he started to rant using some colourful language, and then he moved onto sex workers who he thought didn't do enough to lose baby weight. Even though he was talking to me who has four kids. And ten minutes earlier he had been telling me how he loved my curves.
What a horrible man.

Had quite a few of these recently. Starting to think they must do it on purpose.

Him: hi do you do 15mins?
Me: everything I offer is mentioned on my profile
Him: I don’t see anything about 15mins?
Me: …………

I ignored one of these the other day. Was sure he was just asking to take the piss