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fallen angel

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3540 on: 06 June 2021, 04:03:22 pm »
Yeah I don’t take advanced bookings because it’s always just fantasist and timewasters. 99 percent of time people who make advanced bookings always sprout the same bs. Hey you available Sunday evening x it’s all just weirdos who want free conversation in my opinion.

Thing is he's a semi regular but it's not the first time he's done it.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3541 on: 07 June 2021, 06:47:51 am »
They dont want you calling them because they have somone at home
But they message at stupid hours and have no consideration that you have a private life yourself.
I've put them on mute !

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3542 on: 09 June 2021, 04:42:37 pm »
Asking me really personal questions about my sex life. One guy who i saw for the first time was asking me details of how i masturbate and how often. Then asks if I use condoms in my private sex life.
I told him to mind his own business and thought it rude of him. He then said I obviously do bareback in my private life because i wouldn't answer.

Really annoyed me big time  so have blocked him.

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« Reply #3543 on: 09 June 2021, 06:40:03 pm »
This'll sound bizarre but I have one client who flatly refuses to believe I'm not innocent. It's not part of a fantasy; he genuinely seems unable to grasp it. It doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things but it's still strange.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3544 on: 13 June 2021, 06:29:14 pm »
Had a really sarcastic reply text this evening from somone who I cant see because I'm not available to suit him.I did explain I only worked on a certain day to which  I got replied *oh I wish I only worked on 1 day a week.*
 Do these numb skulls not realise we have a life that dosnt revolve around them.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3545 on: 13 June 2021, 09:25:45 pm »
This'll sound bizarre but I have one client who flatly refuses to believe I'm not innocent. It's not part of a fantasy; he genuinely seems unable to grasp it. It doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things but it's still strange.
An innocent hooker...erm ok 😉😉😉

Weirdo lol

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3546 on: 13 June 2021, 09:44:58 pm »
Innocent of what? ???

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« Reply #3547 on: 15 June 2021, 08:36:48 am »
Yesterday I had a client who removed himself after anal and tried to to put himself straight into my front bottom.  :FF
No double dipping.

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« Reply #3548 on: 15 June 2021, 03:43:54 pm »
Or when they go suck my balls especially the hairy once I just tell them t o have a shave if they want there balls sucked.
After whoring for 7 years on and off I still get paranoid even sucking the shaved once I feel like them glands are gona bust in my mouth 😂😂 sounds silly I know.

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« Reply #3549 on: 15 June 2021, 03:53:34 pm »
He says "you're so sweet and innocent", he bangs on about it. I assume he means virginal. The thing is I swear he means it, it's not just him fantasizing.
He won't be dissuaded, the fact I have a mum tum and stretchmarks, or the fact that he pays me to suck his knob makes no difference, I'm innocent apparently  ???

Mind you I've been called much worse in my time so screw it.

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« Reply #3550 on: 15 June 2021, 04:14:01 pm »
He says "you're so sweet and innocent", he bangs on about it. I assume he means virginal. The thing is I swear he means it, it's not just him fantasizing.
He won't be dissuaded, the fact I have a mum tum and stretchmarks, or the fact that he pays me to suck his knob makes no difference, I'm innocent apparently  ???

Mind you I've been called much worse in my time so screw it.

Oooo makes my stomach squirm. Eek

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« Reply #3551 on: 15 June 2021, 04:16:24 pm »
I don't get serial killer vibes from him, he just seems totally naive, I dunno?

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« Reply #3552 on: 18 June 2021, 04:41:35 pm »
When they try and play you off against your duo partner (if you have one). I've stopped offering them now.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3553 on: 18 June 2021, 06:41:18 pm »
Cock cologne, my mouth has literally gone totally numb after doing OWO the past couple of weeks  :o

I offer a shower before long bookings but for blow and goes I usually don't. I always say they really don't need to spray their cock directly for it to smell good, just wash it  ::)

 
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3554 on: 20 June 2021, 10:16:09 pm »
Cock cologne

Ewwww, been there and the thing was ALL he wanted was oral so I didn't even have a break from it. I swear he must have dangled all his bits in the stuff.