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Sophine88

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3525 on: 01 June 2021, 09:35:28 am »
Men who slobber all over your face. Honestly so disgusting men who think it’s appealing too literally eat your face. I dislike it so much. Having spit all over my chin and cheeks is not the idea of sexy to me.

Men who don’t realise how feeble I am. I’m a really thin girl. Like very thin and a lot of my clients don’t take this into account. I have one client in particular who is quite a lot more built than I am. He’s about two of me. And he always has habit of going in from behind and sitting right on top of me when lying down. It gets awkward when I constantly have to tell him off about this because he’s too big and the pressure on my body cannot take a big large man sitting down on top of me practically.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3526 on: 01 June 2021, 02:46:24 pm »
Because they want to drag out their stupid fantasies and timewaster behaviour as long as they possibly can

Absolutely, no surprise that he ended up being a right timewaster. Who messed me about.

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PinkestChick

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3527 on: 01 June 2021, 05:42:19 pm »
I hate it when the client asks for more photos or videos!
"I need a video call to confirm if i'm talk with a real person"
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this this this this this!!!! Excuse me I'm verified, what's your credentials?

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3528 on: 01 June 2021, 07:31:12 pm »
Yeah, I’ve been getting that a lot myself. They’ll ask to see me, I’ll say sure & of course you understand I screen all new “friends”, give them a (very generous) list of things they can pick from, then they say they’ll need MY DL, Linked In, etc etc to verify me.

My bonafides aren’t in question here, Sparky, yours are. Google my #? That 1st page is nothing but me. Me, me, me. So you can’t ask if I’m “real”🙄.

There’s no quid pro quo here & I find it hilarious that they think it’s a bargaining chip.

Him: “I won’t see you w/o that information.”

Me: “As you like. Goodbye.”

Invariably, INVARIABLY! 2 hours later they’re back with the required info.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3529 on: 02 June 2021, 09:10:13 pm »
Guys who you've seen a few times then come saying that now they've retired they can only afford 30 mins instead of the hour they used to book but still expect everything to be at the same pace, asking if you're enjoying it, does it feel good type of shit etc as if hinting that if you're enjoying yourself you should forget the time and let them stay longer.
Sorry mate but it was the cash I was enjoying not your dick so hurry up and finish and be gone in your cheapskate 30 mins!

Femme fatale

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3530 on: 03 June 2021, 11:40:55 am »
The client that wants GFE for an hour then just turns up wanting 15 mins has just left .. I just let him give me the 30 min fee as I dont do 15 mins which I explained despite him appearing put out. Hes said oh oh but it should be less
To which I said if you asked for 15 mins I would have told you I dont do that service
 But hey he was blocking time that somone else could have taken.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3531 on: 03 June 2021, 01:54:02 pm »
The client that wants GFE for an hour then just turns up wanting 15 mins has just left .. I just let him give me the 30 min fee as I dont do 15 mins which I explained despite him appearing put out. Hes said oh oh but it should be less
To which I said if you asked for 15 mins I would have told you I dont do that service
 But hey he was blocking time that somone else could have taken.

What an arsehole. Serves him right for not looking at your ad properly first.

He probably just wanted to get away with 15 mins all along. Cheapskate

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3532 on: 03 June 2021, 07:51:49 pm »
Two cancellations, both citing they hadn't realised how expensive it would be. Really? Funny how my prices weren't an issue when you booked.

Still, both paid hefty deposits, so it's more their loss rather than mine, not least because my sudden availability has enabled me to accommodate a regular for a dinner date  ;D

Femme fatale

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3533 on: 04 June 2021, 10:30:07 am »
Two cancellations, both citing they hadn't realised how expensive it would be. Really? Funny how my prices weren't an issue when you booked.

Still, both paid hefty deposits, so it's more their loss rather than mine, not least because my sudden availability has enabled me to accommodate a regular for a dinner date  ;D
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3534 on: 04 June 2021, 01:53:18 pm »
Book days in advance then cancel an hour before they are due to arrive   :FF

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3535 on: 05 June 2021, 04:40:26 pm »
Yeah I don’t take advanced bookings because it’s always just fantasist and timewasters. 99 percent of time people who make advanced bookings always sprout the same bs. Hey you available Sunday evening x it’s all just weirdos who want free conversation in my opinion.

Hate when clients ask what time will I come at? As if I’m meant to know what fucking time you’re free during the day. As if I know everyone’s work schedules on earth. As if I know when this guy is going to be out drinking with his mates. Give me a ducking time and I’ll tell you if it suits me. So fucking dumb.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3536 on: 05 June 2021, 09:15:06 pm »
Men who don't shave properly and leave my face looking like I've had acid thrown all over my chin. So annoying and hurty  >:(
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3537 on: 05 June 2021, 09:56:49 pm »
Men who don't shave properly and leave my face looking like I've had acid thrown all over my chin. So annoying and hurty  >:(

If it starts to hurt or I think it’s getting to the point that I’ll be red afterwards I put fingers over the stubbly area and I’m happy to keep kissing.. but usually that gets the point across and they settle with a few pecks and maybe a short snog sesh throughout the rest of the session..

Sophine88

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3538 on: 06 June 2021, 02:31:06 am »
Clients who try to perform a laryngoscopy are by far the worst. I like deep French kissing, not a client trying to sticking his entire head into my fucking mouth.

I know it’s not technically their fault but I cannot stand clients that can’t seem to push their foreskin back. They always have the smelliest cocks and it’s so hard to do a blowjob without the foreskin rolled back.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3539 on: 06 June 2021, 07:32:27 am »
I've had a lot of guys asking for pics/video calls to "verify that you're the same girl from the ad"- i always say no; I didn't get over 300+ positive feedbacks by ripping my clients off. If you want to see more pictures there are plenty in my private gallery. Had one guy tell me that it was against his principles to pay for pics which made me chuckle.
Had a clown asking for an overnight and wanting free access to my private gallery, as he thought he shouldn't have to pay for pics if he's going to be paying me £850 later on. I knew he was a time waster so I told him that I'd knock the £2.50 for my private gallery off the £850 overnight fee... Funnily enough I didn't hear anything back from him  8)
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