I know but they still try and convince me theirs tastes nice and sweet like I'm gonna change my mind.

When I first started I did offer this but that was a few years back. A few wanted to do snowballing but every time they backed out once they came except one guy who ran straight to the bathroom to spit it out.

I hate it when clients send either a  text or an email with Hey. I try to avoid seeing those ones wherever possible.

Yeah the ones that just message with 'Hi' get ignored/deleted.

On another note, the ones that just think your incall room is a dumping ground for their cum. Had one that came almost immediately after stripping off at the start of the booking; he walked around the bed to me and was wanking and aiming his cock around asking 'where should I cum?' To stop him doing it on the towels I told him to do it on me. The second time he came was in my mouth so not as messy but was like an explosion and made me heave slightly. 

The third time he came was in the condom and he just rolled it off and nearly let it dribble onto the floor.

They clearly haven’t read the profile and when you can’t accommodate their requests or they refuse to pay a deposit - they say something along the lines of “well I was gonna book for 300 hrs for £1million so your loss Babe”.

I’m exaggerating of course but it’s the blatant lie that I just find hilarious.
It’s usually something over 2/3 hrs which I don’t even advertise.

When they kiss you and press their face/nose so hard into yours that you can't bloody breathe!

Had one just now whose chewing gum dropped into my mouth as he kissed me 

I’m honestly considering taking French kissing off my list of services. Soooo many men don’t know how to French kiss nicely and they just shove their tongues as far down your throat as physically possible. It’s gross!!

Does anyone have regulars that are way too clingy and obsessive? Iv had another one declare his love for me today, he holds me so tightly during our contact it really weirds me out, when I tell him he’s holding me too tightly he says he just can’t help it because I’m ‘so beautiful’ *sticks fingers down throat 🤢’ urrrgh I just hate all the lovey dovey stuff, I just think, get a fucking grip I’m an escort and I wouldn’t even acknowledge you if I saw you out and about and some of them I wouldn’t piss on if they were on fire!! Some of them are such fantasists it really annoys me and he’s definitely getting kicked to the curb for next week

Does anyone have regulars that are way too clingy and obsessive? Iv had another one declare his love for me today, he holds me so tightly during our contact it really weirds me out, when I tell him he’s holding me too tightly he says he just can’t help it because I’m ‘so beautiful’ *sticks fingers down throat 🤢’ urrrgh I just hate all the lovey dovey stuff, I just think, get a fucking grip I’m an escort and I wouldn’t even acknowledge you if I saw you out and about and some of them I wouldn’t piss on if they were on fire!! Some of them are such fantasists it really annoys me and he’s definitely getting kicked to the curb for next week

I had a regular say to me quite recently that if we had met outwith the booking then he could see us together, I’m 39 and he is 65 and I’ll admit, I’m an ageist, 45 is my limit up the way and 25 down the way 😂😂😂 and I’m not fucking kidding...I just smiled sweetly and inwardly groaned.

I had a regular say to me quite recently that if we had met outwith the booking then he could see us together, I’m 39 and he is 65 and I’ll admit, I’m an ageist, 45 is my limit up the way and 25 down the way 😂😂😂 and I’m not fucking kidding...I just smiled sweetly and inwardly groaned.

Haha you have to give them points for their optimism I guess but can they really be that deluded?
I too am ageist, in my real life I wouldn't even think about giving it away for free other than to a guy who was at least 10 years younger than me and in pretty good shape, that being because I look after myself and look younger than I am, unlike guys in my actual age range.
When will they realise that's why it's pay to play?