Author Topic: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!! (Read 746896 times)

Jessiegirl · « **Reply #3450 on:** 20 April 2021, 04:05:24 pm »

I hate it when they put pressure on you to cum. I do cum with some clients but not if they keep asking me if I've cum yet every few mins. I had a client who did this and found it so annoying one time I blurted out I'm never gonna cum if you keep asking me.

It did the trick and shut him up.

I also find it annoying when they suddenly start talking to you halfway during sex.

TantricTease · « **Reply #3451 on:** 20 April 2021, 04:23:55 pm »

Quote from: Jessiegirl on 20 April 2021, 04:05:24 pm

I hate it when they put pressure on you to cum. I do cum with some clients but not if they keep asking me if I've cum yet every few mins. I had a client who did this and found it so annoying one time I blurted out I'm never gonna cum if you keep asking me.

It did the trick and shut him up.

I also find it annoying when they suddenly start talking to you halfway during sex.

In these cases then you just gotta fake it, I see it as part of the job but sometimes they’re smart and know you’re faking it, when they go on at me about that I’m just blunt and say, “well I’m a hooker, this is my job and I can’t just cum coz you feel like it”, this usually shuts them up!

Talking during sex could well be a delay tactic not to cum early!

Saffy · « **Reply #3452 on:** 20 April 2021, 04:46:06 pm »

Lingering. I hate that. I throw something on, check my phone and go and stand by the door ready to open for when he leaves.

When they ask you if you ever orgasm with a client and you tell them you have a half hour client in sometimes (random) and he's cum and you've cum and he's dressed to leave with 5 mins to spare. The look of disbelief and sometimes disgust on their faces is funny.

Jessiegirl · « **Reply #3453 on:** 20 April 2021, 11:05:11 pm »

I'm rubbish at faking it. Just get really self conscious about how ridiculous I may sound. I'd rather cum naturally or not at all.

TantricTease · « **Reply #3454 on:** 21 April 2021, 08:03:49 am »

Quote from: Jessiegirl on 20 April 2021, 11:05:11 pm

I'm rubbish at faking it. Just get really self conscious about how ridiculous I may sound. I'd rather cum naturally or not at all.

I totally get what you mean. I just stay quiet, I don’t go overboard with morning as I wouldn’t in real life anyway, unless it was amazing of course and I just couldn’t help myself, lol, but what I do is copy what I’d do with a real orgasm anyway and just shake a little and they seem to believe me, very hard if I’m still bone dry though which I often am! Lol.

Get a magic wand and use that on yourself, omfg the best orgasms EVER!!

fallen angel · « **Reply #3455 on:** 21 April 2021, 09:21:36 am »

Quote from: Maz on 20 April 2021, 03:38:55 pm

The way they linger beyond their booked time.

Had one just now that booked 30 mins to start. Then when I said we were getting to time he said he'd pay extra if we overran, which he did.

In the end he paid for 45 mins but was close to an hour by the time he left. He just kept talking and spent ages in the bathroom, dragging everything on. It sounded like he was running himself a bath, the amount of time and water he was using.

Then even when I am trying to see him out at the door he's asking me personal questions about who I am able to cum with because I didn't cum in the booking. In the end I just said "ok well you have a lovely afternoon" etc.

I think I only agreed to see him as I haven't done many so far this week.

This I hate hate!
Always the tight wads who only want to pay for 30 mins and drag it out.
I've heard from an old guy this week wanting to book again after a gap of over a year and he has always been an offender of the worst order.
I've tried the getting up, throwing on a robe and standing by the door and still he's sat on the bed regailing me of the same story of his I've heard umpteen times and taking the usual 10 mins to get dressed! And 30 mins has invariably turned into 50 mins with no offer of paying any extra.
As you can maybe tell, the thought of this upcoming booking is already getting me riled up haha, but as someone else has said, it's been a slow week so......
Maybe this is the time I'll just outright tell him it's not acceptable ..... I don't offer concessions to OAP's on my profile so it's not my problem if he can't aford as much time as he'd like on a pension.

Mirror · « **Reply #3456 on:** 21 April 2021, 09:32:09 am »

Quote from: fallen angel on 21 April 2021, 09:21:36 am

This I hate hate!
Always the tight wads who only want to pay for 30 mins and drag it out.
I've heard from an old guy this week wanting to book again after a gap of over a year and he has always been an offender of the worst order.
I've tried the getting up, throwing on a robe and standing by the door and still he's sat on the bed regailing me of the same story of his I've heard umpteen times and taking the usual 10 mins to get dressed! And 30 mins has invariably turned into 50 mins with no offer of paying any extra.
As you can maybe tell, the thought of this upcoming booking is already getting me riled up haha, but as someone else has said, it's been a slow week so......
Maybe this is the time I'll just outright tell him it's not acceptable ..... I don't offer concessions to OAP's on my profile so it's not my problem if he can't aford as much time as he'd like on a pension.

I had this from someone who told me he was out of work or just starting work again, some years ago after leaving a significant time after his booked time. Happened twice out of 2 appointments, so I advised we needed to observe time a little better next time. Got in a bit of a strop saying he didn't work as quickly as other men, and could not afford to book longer. I was not asking him to book longer, only mentioned we needed to be careful with time.

fallen angel · « **Reply #3457 on:** 21 April 2021, 10:50:39 am »

Quote from: Mirror on 21 April 2021, 09:32:09 am

I had this from someone who told me he was out of work or just starting work again, some years ago after leaving a significant time after his booked time. Happened twice out of 2 appointments, so I advised we needed to observe time a little better next time. Got in a bit of a strop saying he didn't work as quickly as other men, and could not afford to book longer. I was not asking him to book longer, only mentioned we needed to be careful with time.

I honestly can't figure out how their minds work to think that the fact that they may not " work as quickly as other men" or don't have sufficient funds for longer bookings would be any of our concern!

saltysweet · « **Reply #3458 on:** 21 April 2021, 01:34:37 pm »

Quote from: fallen angel on 21 April 2021, 09:21:36 am

This I hate hate!
Always the tight wads who only want to pay for 30 mins and drag it out.
I've heard from an old guy this week wanting to book again after a gap of over a year and he has always been an offender of the worst order.
I've tried the getting up, throwing on a robe and standing by the door and still he's sat on the bed regailing me of the same story of his I've heard umpteen times and taking the usual 10 mins to get dressed! And 30 mins has invariably turned into 50 mins with no offer of paying any extra.
As you can maybe tell, the thought of this upcoming booking is already getting me riled up haha, but as someone else has said, it's been a slow week so......
Maybe this is the time I'll just outright tell him it's not acceptable ..... I don't offer concessions to OAP's on my profile so it's not my problem if he can't aford as much time as he'd like on a pension.

I've had this and it was annoying. I think the upfront approach is best policy. And it sounds like he gets on your tits and he's close to being banned anyways.

But if you don't want to say outright. You are within your rights to end the sesh 10 minutes earlier to compensate. I get them to remove their watch as they undress if they are clock watchers.

FA, have you tried 'ringing' an 'imaginary' client/friend/plumber to come up in 3 minutes on the phone?''. You could reinforce with, 'I'll leave the front door open for you...just wait in the ----- room'. Many variations of that to shoo (mal)lingerers away fast.

TantricTease · « **Reply #3459 on:** 21 April 2021, 02:11:25 pm »

Fallen Angel you just gotta be firm, and say that his time his up and he’s gotta go, it’s horrible having to be assertive sometimes but they do or say stuff to make us have to feel the need to be assertive.

I look and my phone watch/clock then them and say “tick tick”, I know it’s cheeky but I am cheeky and it works and if my straight up manner stops them from coming back then that’s their issue, there’s always another punter there to replace the earnings.

fallen angel · « **Reply #3460 on:** 21 April 2021, 03:24:34 pm »

Quote from: saltysweet on 21 April 2021, 01:34:37 pm

I've had this and it was annoying. I think the upfront approach is best policy. And it sounds like he gets on your tits and he's close to being banned anyways.

But if you don't want to say outright. You are within your rights to end the sesh 10 minutes earlier to compensate. I get them to remove their watch as they undress if they are clock watchers.

FA, have you tried 'ringing' an 'imaginary' client/friend/plumber to come up in 3 minutes on the phone?''. You could reinforce with, 'I'll leave the front door open for you...just wait in the ----- room'. Many variations of that to shoo (mal)lingerers away fast.

Yep he definitely gets on my tits and I've managed without him for over a year so its time he was told.
Haha I like your idea of the phone call but I have the feeling nothing short of dynamite will shift him any quicker and I doubt the old bugger could make it down the stairs in 3 mins!

fallen angel · « **Reply #3461 on:** 21 April 2021, 03:32:29 pm »

Quote from: TantricTease on 21 April 2021, 02:11:25 pm

Fallen Angel you just gotta be firm, and say that his time his up and he’s gotta go, it’s horrible having to be assertive sometimes but they do or say stuff to make us have to feel the need to be assertive.

I look and my phone watch/clock then them and say “tick tick”, I know it’s cheeky but I am cheeky and it works and if my straight up manner stops them from coming back then that’s their issue, there’s always another punter there to replace the earnings.

I know TT but I was brought up to be respectful to old folk and it makes me feel a bit bad but he really is taking the piss!
You are right though, I like your "tick tick" so maybe I'll try that

saltysweet · « **Reply #3462 on:** 21 April 2021, 03:34:19 pm »

Then it's off to the dump with him!
He knows exactly what he's doing, it's calculated and practised and he knows exactly what you'll tolerate. Using the disguise of a gormless old man.

TantricTease · « **Reply #3463 on:** 25 April 2021, 06:27:22 am »

Turns up to the area I work in on the “off chance” I’m available, even though I have made it clear on my ads that I need 25 mins notice, and then he gets pissed off that I’m not about, maybe try reading the fucking ad properly then and not getting in your car to come to me when you don’t even know if I’m available.

Treat what you, as a sex worker, says as a legally binding statement, for example to get him to hurry along and cum then you may “embellish” what you can do for him next time and he treats it as if this statement was signed in front of lawyers or something, not realising that some/most of us sometimes spout any old shite at them to get them to cum!

If you, as a SW, cancels an appointment (which I’ve been known to do) then they never ever seem to get that text with the cancellation and they turn up anyway, yet I would bet my life on it if I was to say “I AM DOING U FOR FREE” then I bet miraculously they would get that text!

Expecting discounts and/or extra time just because he keeps coming back to me...erm I’ve been using the same hair salon for years and I never get discounts or extra hair treatments just because I keep going back to them, and nor would I as it’s their job and livelihood.

The personal questions that you would never dream of asking any other service provider, infact you would be embarrassed to ask such things, well I would anyway.

Escortx · « **Reply #3464 on:** 25 April 2021, 08:34:41 am »

Some of the old ones annoy me it's like they don't have a life but that's not my problem. I don't want to hear about their back problems or wife

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