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Maz

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3435 on: 15 April 2021, 07:32:25 pm »
Maz I ask them to name the shops (landmarks, features) they're passing as they walk over. If in doubt ask what they can see on opposite side of road. I'm listening on speaker as I'm getting ready. They're verifying all the time.

Thanks SS I don't know why I didn't think of that before  ::)

Amusingly, the guy in question called again earlier this afternoon  ;D ;D
I get told and must have been told a million times about my nips how they like em
I hate them pulling and biting , and fucking around like they trying to tune a radio station in , really gets on me nerves , and one a few month ago right over the top slurping and sucking right loud , never known owt like it , I had both my fist clenched felt like swinging in his head , even worse if they stinky slimy breath and you can smell the stench after .

I used to love some guys doing this previously but absolutely hate it when they do this these days. Makes me want to die.



Had a potential client this morning ask if I was available at 11.30am for an office based outcall, fairly local so I agreed.

He gave me the street name but no building no. I noticed this but with there being plenty of time, I thought I'd ask him to confirm an hour before the booking so texted at 10.30 for number.

Got to 11am and still no reply so I cancelled him and told him where to go. Then at 11.42am he messages to apologise and that a meeting overran, he isn't a TW blah blah, gave me the street number and said he would let me in. By this time I had left home and gone out walking so ignored him. Even if I had turned up I'd probably have left before seeing him as he wouldn't have been ready due to his late meeting.

I wouldn't have minded so much, but turned down one/two possible bookings to accommodate him!  :FF Just as well that next year I am planning to do away with outcalls.

« Last Edit: 16 April 2021, 01:47:53 pm by Maz »
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3436 on: 16 April 2021, 12:23:37 pm »
Give me financial advice...GRRR.

Just had an email from an old client whom I used to do back when I worked in a parlour and he emailed me today and said “I hope you’re saving your money”! Ffs would you say that to anyone else who runs their own business?! No would you fuck.

I replied that I’m a big girl now and I don’t appreciate the advice, he replied “I’m just letting you know I care about you and not just about sex”, so that’s why he constantly asks for BB then coz he “cares”, aye ok then, lying creep.

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« Reply #3437 on: 17 April 2021, 08:41:37 am »
He sounds like a real creeper TT I would stay away if was you! These clients get so personal it’s very twisted, and lucky for us we get to see first hand the real weird personalities they have that they probably cover up from the rest of society  :FF

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« Reply #3438 on: 19 April 2021, 05:56:18 am »
Had a client yesterday ask me for change.
I felt like saying "sure just let me open up the till that I have in the other room."

Maz

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3439 on: 19 April 2021, 08:08:11 am »
Had a client yesterday ask me for change.
I felt like saying "sure just let me open up the till that I have in the other room."

I hate this, only a few have ever asked. Most will let you just keep the extra.
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« Reply #3440 on: 19 April 2021, 11:06:54 am »
I hate it too
Had one I done a few times another tight twat always says he like to buy me some underwear been saying it since I known him a few years now , never gives money for the undies though , he came last week business done asked me if I got any change which I never had so he got it cheaper I make sure I will not see him again .

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« Reply #3441 on: 19 April 2021, 01:00:46 pm »
Move the conversation briskly onto another subject once you have the cash. 'I have no change, sorry, let's get undressed ;D'
« Last Edit: 19 April 2021, 01:54:14 pm by saltysweet »
Yeah like I'll let the human guineapigs have first dibbs at eating the food that's been sitting in those restaurant freezers for the past 4 months.

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« Reply #3442 on: 19 April 2021, 02:27:25 pm »
Move the conversation briskly onto another subject once you have the cash. 'I have no change, sorry, let's get undressed ;D'

I'm just like you hehehe

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« Reply #3443 on: 19 April 2021, 02:38:17 pm »
  >:D
Yeah like I'll let the human guineapigs have first dibbs at eating the food that's been sitting in those restaurant freezers for the past 4 months.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3444 on: 19 April 2021, 03:08:23 pm »
Got another creep texting me wanting to meet me for free and he’s “not a weirdo honest”, he just wants to meet for a “chat”, unpaid of course, any man that trawls hooker websites looking for a girlfriend is a weirdo and a creep and I feel sorry for any woman that gets involved with these men.

He likes my profile and “respects me” but yet can’t respect me enough to pay my time when he knows full well hooking is my ONLY income, and he’s an Executive of some fancy company so stingy to boot.

He has been with 2 escorts but he was disappointed because they “were only in it for the money” :FF :FF :FF...what hooker, in their right mind, becomes a hooker to have sex with strangers that they’re more than likely not attracted to and wouldn’t touch them without payment?! Answer: a woman that has issues, imo 99% of us are attracted to hooking due to the cash and if you’re an independent, then it’s also the freedom of time that they like, I have never met any hookers, in all my years, that got into this work just to have sex with men, it just doesn’t happen.

Maz

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3445 on: 19 April 2021, 06:20:12 pm »
Was going to say, think in future I'll just start saying I don't have any  ;D  :)
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« Reply #3446 on: 19 April 2021, 06:49:16 pm »
I've had this just the once and I said sorry I don't keep a float as I'm not the local corner shop  ;D
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3447 on: 19 April 2021, 10:23:24 pm »
Move the conversation briskly onto another subject once you have the cash. 'I have no change, sorry, let's get undressed ;D'

Yup, same here. Or since I work strictly out of hotels, I’ll pull a regretful face & say, “I sure don’t! I bet the front desk does though, you want to run down real quick before we get started?” Sweet smile.

Amazing how quickly they change their minds.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3448 on: 19 April 2021, 11:14:45 pm »
Was going to say, think in future I'll just start saying I don't have any  ;D  :)

I keep my fees divisible by £20 so it's rarely needed, but I still keep a single tenner handy in case somebody turns up with fifties, and I don't consider it risky because it's completely separate from the rest of cash (and if my fees ended in 5 I'd keep a fiver too).

I don't find it that odd a question; I'd rather they were on time with enough cash than fannying about in the Tesco round the corner buying an apple or something to break a twenty and get the exact amount, and then being late.
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Maz

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3449 on: 20 April 2021, 03:38:55 pm »
The way they linger beyond their booked time.

Had one just now that booked 30 mins to start. Then when I said we were getting to time he said he'd pay extra if we overran, which he did.

In the end he paid for 45 mins but was close to an hour by the time he left. He just kept talking and spent ages in the bathroom, dragging everything on. It sounded like he was running himself a bath, the amount of time and water he was using.

Then even when I am trying to see him out at the door he's asking me personal questions about who I am able to cum with because I didn't cum in the booking. In the end I just said "ok well you have a lovely afternoon" etc.

He was whittling because he wanted to make me cum as that what gets him going (I refused to even pretend to cum with him), and going on about how he'd seen another escort the other week and she came and that made things easier for him to get hard and cum and apparently she said it was her that should pay him.

I think I only agreed to see him as I haven't done many so far this week.
« Last Edit: 20 April 2021, 03:44:45 pm by Maz »
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