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Nelly

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3285 on: 01 December 2020, 07:21:27 pm »
"It's me, Dave! You came to see me a couple of years ago, don't you remember? We got along really well!"

I couldn't pick the clients I saw yesterday out of a line up so good luck with that
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fallen angel

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3286 on: 01 December 2020, 11:22:34 pm »
It's starting all over again ... as during last lockdown, they all want to come see you when you're not working but as soon as you announce you're back they all disappear and all you get are cheapskates wanting 15 mins when you are not even ofering them   :FF
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BangerRacing

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3287 on: 02 December 2020, 03:05:03 pm »
When they can't find the hand towel in a bathroom that's 6ft square  ???
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Jessiegirl

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3288 on: 02 December 2020, 04:42:36 pm »
I had one using my bathroom and I caught him wiping his hands on my bath robe. I was fuming and had a go. He said he couldn't find a towel which was right next to it. Either lying, stupid or blind.
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HiddenTalents02

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3289 on: 02 December 2020, 04:51:38 pm »
When they have a shower but don’t dry themselves after and want to hop on my bed / cuddle me soaking wet?
They often come in with the towel wrapped round them too.. like why not use it?  :FF
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fallen angel

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3290 on: 03 December 2020, 01:16:59 am »
Quote from: HiddenTalents02 on 02 December 2020, 04:51:38 pm
When they have a shower but don’t dry themselves after and want to hop on my bed / cuddle me soaking wet?
They often come in with the towel wrapped round them too.. like why not use it?  :FF

Haha I know, it's almost like they think they are wasting precious time by drying themselves off. I just remove the towel a incorporate it into their session to dry them off properly, yes it's like you did with your kids as they were incapable of making a proper job of it themselves but hey that's men for you ...
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Nadya

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3291 on: 03 December 2020, 08:36:29 am »
Spare a thought for my poor throat that had to endure a mouthful of chemical.

Thanks for spraying a half a ton of deodorant on your dick you nob!
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Dynamite Doll

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3292 on: 03 December 2020, 04:04:34 pm »
Quote from: Nadya on 03 December 2020, 08:36:29 am
Spare a thought for my poor throat that had to endure a mouthful of chemical.

Thanks for spraying a half a ton of deodorant on your dick you nob!

That sucks. If you got your client to clean himself especially his dick area then you would not have a sour deodorant mouth.
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EnglishAmy40

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3293 on: 03 December 2020, 04:36:01 pm »
Quote from: Nadya on 03 December 2020, 08:36:29 am
Spare a thought for my poor throat that had to endure a mouthful of chemical.

Thanks for spraying a half a ton of deodorant on your dick you nob!


Aww. Rather that than the opposite though. At least they tried and it's so much easier to be able to tell them to go rinse themselves to get the deodorant off ,(which I've had to do before) rather than, "I can taste piss and cheese you filthy bugger", which I always find difficult.
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Phoenix

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3294 on: 03 December 2020, 04:52:34 pm »
Quote from: Nadya on 03 December 2020, 08:36:29 am
Spare a thought for my poor throat that had to endure a mouthful of chemical.

Thanks for spraying a half a ton of deodorant on your dick you nob!

Sauvage anyone? Had this last night :-X
This is a Client known to me and pays extra for OWO, so knows I'm getting a mouthful down there.

I really think they have no idea we can taste it aswell as smell it? and don't start me off again on stinking of men's aftershave every bloody day  :'(
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CelesteManchester

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3295 on: 04 December 2020, 01:38:15 am »
Quote from: HiddenTalents02 on 02 December 2020, 04:51:38 pm
When they have a shower but don’t dry themselves after and want to hop on my bed / cuddle me soaking wet?
They often come in with the towel wrapped round them too.. like why not use it?  :FF

YES YES YES!!!  God I thought I was the only 1! Y’all know me tho, I pull a face & say, “Ugh, you’re all wet. I’m not lying on a wet bed🛌. You need to dry yourself off.” (I especially don’t want my next client lying on a damp bed, you dope)

Like it never fucking occurs to them, hurrr de durrr.
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Nadya

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3296 on: 04 December 2020, 12:53:28 pm »
Quote from: Dynamite Doll on 03 December 2020, 04:04:34 pm
That sucks. If you got your client to clean himself especially his dick area then you would not have a sour deodorant mouth.

I was working outcall, he was in his hotel room and the deoderant was fresh, but thank you for the victim blame SOOO appreciated.
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Nadya

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3297 on: 04 December 2020, 12:57:46 pm »
Quote from: Phoenix on 03 December 2020, 04:52:34 pm
Sauvage anyone? Had this last night :-X
This is a Client known to me and pays extra for OWO, so knows I'm getting a mouthful down there.

I really think they have no idea we can taste it aswell as smell it? and don't start me off again on stinking of men's aftershave every bloody day  :'(


I don't think they do, I think they assume it would make them smell nice all over..doofus!!!  ::)

LOL

Still it was an hour booking that lasted 20 mins with a car there and back, I was NOT upset!!!  ;D
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Liverpoolgal123

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3298 on: 18 December 2020, 01:33:01 pm »
Be indecisive!
Have a client booked in for later tonight I’ve saw him a couple of times now, he’s just txt to ask what time am I free from as he MIGHT be able to do earlier, so I say from 4pm and he replies ok I’ll let you know around 3.30. So he might want early but he also might still want his late appointment if it turns out he’s not free early after all. Expects me to wait with bated breath till 3.30 to know what’s going on. Nope if I booking comes in I’ll be taking it and you can wait till tonight like originally planned
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Hannaah

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3299 on: 21 January 2021, 10:29:30 pm »
Leave gum stuck somewhere!! Had a reg earlier and after he left I discovered his gum he had stuck on the window sill. Theere's a bin a foot away, which he is well aware of as he's used it before. He'll be getting told off next time he's here. Disgusting.   >:(
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