Hate when people I've seen before ask if I'm working and I say yes and then they say oh, I'll text you later then to see if you're still free.

Why bother?  That's my evening ruined wondering whether he'll text me  9/10 they don't.

So I had this kid (32) yesterday who says he wants 2 pops in the hour session. Fine, not a problem. He arrives at 4 pm, we get to business at 4:10 & he’s having a go at me (nonstop🙄) til about 4:40. I tell him he’s at the 15 minute mark bc I was tired & wanted him done & out. He finishes a cpl minutes later, goes to the bathroom to wash up🧼& I throw on a chemise.

He says, “I told you I wanted 2 rounds!”

Ahhh. You’re going to be *this* kind of asshole, are you then? I lean against the door & say in my silkiest voice, “Thats  *absolutely fine.*  I’d like to point out that it took you 35 minutes to get to that 1st pop, & you now have (glances at watch) .... 12 minutes left! But by alllll means! Show me what you can do in TWELVE MINUTES.”

I crossed my arms & gave him my steeliest look.....he left lol.

I’m not tracking you, bud. I’m not your goddamned FitBit. There’s a clock🕰right there on the nightstand. It’s how I knew you had 20 minutes left. I’m not going to shout “TIME!”🪓😡

I'm sure this has been said before but I'll say it again because it still happens to me.
Dick pics via whatsapp. Dick pics, body pics, arse pics. Because I want unsolicited pictures of big hairy arses.  Not to mention close ups of their particulars.

I respond with the most disgusting std puss cheesy Vagina pics or granny pussy ( courtesy of google) and gay porn in arse and oral facial. I go back and check their response its either eww or some block me. Lol 

Getting sarcastic or sulky texts if I don't reply to them in time and think I'm ignoring them.

When I'm not working I usually turn my phone off. A lot of the time I get these texts then when my phone is off.

So annoying.