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Sophine88

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3210 on: 22 October 2020, 11:44:14 am »
The hair one is a big one for me too. Fucking disgusting. I can’t stand smokers either the smell always lingers in my hair too so I tell clients they can’t smoke when they come to an appointment. Not inside nor outside.

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« Reply #3211 on: 24 October 2020, 03:05:40 pm »
For me the most annoying thing ever is this question and the various permutations of it..

*So what do you like?
* Soooooo what can I do for you? (Hand over the cash and leave?)
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« Reply #3212 on: 24 October 2020, 03:12:39 pm »
* Soooooo what can I do for you? (Hand over the cash and leave?)

 ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #3213 on: 24 October 2020, 04:01:05 pm »
The hair one is a big one for me too. Fucking disgusting. I can’t stand smokers either the smell always lingers in my hair too so I tell clients they can’t smoke when they come to an appointment. Not inside nor outside.

And they never wash their hands after a cigarette either  >:(
So yes, they touch your head, hair, clothes and you end up changing your name to Fag Ash Lil' :-\
I am so glad I don't allow fingers inside anymore..
Any non smoking Escorts who provide OWO to smoker clients will also be familiar with the sultry taste of Ashtray Cock - from their sneaky inbetween wanks  :P

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« Reply #3214 on: 24 October 2020, 04:09:05 pm »
For me the most annoying thing ever is this question and the various permutations of it..

*So what do you like?
* Soooooo what can I do for you? (Hand over the cash and leave?)

It's pointless of them to ask.
Whenever I excitedly thank them, settle down to a full body massage (no extras please) and request a wake up call when their time has expired, it falls on deaf ears.

I am then forced to pretend to enjoy extended R. O.. or something..  :-\

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3215 on: 24 October 2020, 04:50:15 pm »
The amount of clients who just think we're raving nymphomaniacs hungry for the next cock is astounding. I can only comment on myself but, I didn't start doing this because I like being dribbled and sweated on whilst rough fingers are jammed up my vagina.  I almost outwardly groan when I hear, so what do you lke.. FFS money and shoes love, money and shoes
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3216 on: 24 October 2020, 04:55:10 pm »
Actually one thing that's been happening a lot recently after I put my actual age up on AW (49) is that potential clients make a point of saying they want to see me because they like older and mature ladies. I don't know whether to take offence or take it as a compliment. The funniest thing is I look a lot younger than I am and you can't tell I'm 50 in my pictures so I doubt they're booking me because I'm older?
“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by arseholes.” Sigmund Freud”

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3217 on: 24 October 2020, 11:40:05 pm »
Actually one thing that's been happening a lot recently after I put my actual age up on AW (49) is that potential clients make a point of saying they want to see me because they like older and mature ladies. I don't know whether to take offence or take it as a compliment. The funniest thing is I look a lot younger than I am and you can't tell I'm 50 in my pictures so I doubt they're booking me because I'm older?

Remember if you put 49 as your age, they'll assume you're at least 55. It's what annoys me so much about escorts being economical with the truth about their age - some ridiculously so!
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« Reply #3218 on: 25 October 2020, 11:50:32 am »
The amount of clients who just think we're raving nymphomaniacs hungry for the next cock is astounding. I can only comment on myself but, I didn't start doing this because I like being dribbled and sweated on whilst rough fingers are jammed up my vagina.  I almost outwardly groan when I hear, so what do you lke.. FFS money and shoes love, money and shoes

Oh my god, this irritates me so much. I do enjoy the job, but I've had clients want me to beg them for it, and I know I should suck it up and pretend but sometimes I just can't. I'm not desperate for your average dick.

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« Reply #3219 on: 25 October 2020, 12:20:53 pm »
The amount of clients who just think we're raving nymphomaniacs hungry for the next cock is astounding. I can only comment on myself but, I didn't start doing this because I like being dribbled and sweated on whilst rough fingers are jammed up my vagina.  I almost outwardly groan when I hear, so what do you lke.. FFS money and shoes love, money and shoes

I know it's shocking to hear sometimes. I have had plenty tell me you obviously do this job because you really enjoy it. Yes i enjoy going with men that are (well some not all) repulsive, smelly and all over me like i am a rag doll and having to hold my breathe so i cannot smell them and pass out.

When i get the dreaded what do you like? What turns you on? I tell them a couple of things and they want more and more, they say what else, what else, what else so not satisfied with 2 or 3 things they want 7 things listed. Why don't they just say they want dirty talk :FF

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« Reply #3220 on: 25 October 2020, 12:37:23 pm »
I could go on forever. But my biggest pet hate of all is men who don’t bother to invest in a cheap punting phone and message me off their normal civvy phone instead. Countless times have I gone on to WhatsApp and the profile picture is of him with his SO or even worse his children. It makes me feel sick to my stomach. I know I’m not the one doing anything wrong because I’m only providing a service, whatever he does outside of that is nothing to do with me. But for Christ’s sake the amount of men that cheat has made me never want to pursue a long term relationship ever. Sleazy fucks all of them.

On top of this these men are normally the ones who are up in arms about discretion of the highest order. What’s fucking discreet about having a picture of your kids on the WhatsApp you message sex workers on. Idiots.

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« Reply #3221 on: 25 October 2020, 07:45:54 pm »
I could go on forever. But my biggest pet hate of all is men who don’t bother to invest in a cheap punting phone and message me off their normal civvy phone instead. Countless times have I gone on to WhatsApp and the profile picture is of him with his SO or even worse his children. It makes me feel sick to my stomach. I know I’m not the one doing anything wrong because I’m only providing a service, whatever he does outside of that is nothing to do with me. But for Christ’s sake the amount of men that cheat has made me never want to pursue a long term relationship ever. Sleazy fucks all of them.

On top of this these men are normally the ones who are up in arms about discretion of the highest order. What’s fucking discreet about having a picture of your kids on the WhatsApp you message sex workers on. Idiots.

Yes, it also increases the risk of an angry spouse/GF finding our details.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3222 on: 27 October 2020, 07:51:32 am »
I could go on forever. But my biggest pet hate of all is men who don’t bother to invest in a cheap punting phone and message me off their normal civvy phone instead. Countless times have I gone on to WhatsApp and the profile picture is of him with his SO or even worse his children. It makes me feel sick to my stomach. I know I’m not the one doing anything wrong because I’m only providing a service, whatever he does outside of that is nothing to do with me. But for Christ’s sake the amount of men that cheat has made me never want to pursue a long term relationship ever. Sleazy fucks all of them.

On top of this these men are normally the ones who are up in arms about discretion of the highest order. What’s fucking discreet about having a picture of your kids on the WhatsApp you message sex workers on. Idiots.

I have a client like this who deletes all my messages, phone number after every meet and then sends me a message on my profile asking me to send him a message.  He makes the most hilarious excuses for this because he can't be honest and say he is partnered, he just wants to keep up the lie that he is single (like I friggin care).  What a complete tosser. 

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3223 on: 30 October 2020, 03:44:28 pm »
This may have been mentioned as there are 215 pages, but I like to wear strip lashes or get eyelash extensions, hair extensions and fake tan. And clients are forever touching the lashes, rubbing their face on the lashes, pulling the hair extensions, wanting facials haha.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3224 on: 03 November 2020, 04:45:56 pm »
Recently I've had a lot more regulars texting me stuff when they're drunk then apologising the next morning.

Also a lot of texting chit chat , asking me what im up to etc