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TantricTease

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3060 on: 08 January 2020, 10:21:05 pm »
Quote from: Philipa on 08 January 2020, 09:57:05 pm
When clients cancels with the excuse, 'I've got the flu,; or 'my mother is ill,' or my wife just came back home,'
But you checked their reviews on AW -and lo behold, they booked someone else.
Why tell such a blatant lie  ???? It's annoying and I could easily handle the truth if they want to see someone new.

Had one client cancel because he had 'the worst flu ever.'
Then he calls me on the same day to reschedule booking. He miraculously recovered within 45 minutes apparently  ::). Reason was because the girl he booked canceled on him and he forgot his excuse of the flu!

Wouldn’t you be annoyed though if someone booked you and then cancelled due to wanting to see someone else? I think I would be annoyed and especially if I was skint! Although if she was touring and this day would be the last day he could see her then I may be okay with this 😂😂
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Philipa

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3061 on: 08 January 2020, 11:44:47 pm »
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Wouldn’t you be annoyed though if someone booked you and then cancelled due to wanting to see someone else? I think I would be annoyed and especially if I was skint!

I would be annoyed, fuming actually, and appreciative of the blunt honesty. Clients make up excuses that are far fetched when a simple, 'sorry I can't make it,' will do.  :)
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seraphine

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3062 on: 14 January 2020, 10:24:29 am »
Apparently there is this new expression for haggling.
It's 'just asking to tailor the price'.   :FF :P
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CelesteManchester

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3063 on: 14 January 2020, 12:08:44 pm »
Quote from: 80s synthetic on 14 January 2020, 10:24:29 am
Apparently there is this new expression for haggling.
It's 'just asking to tailor the price'.   :FF :P

Which you reply with the classic, "You wanted to pay more? Awesome!"😂
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saltysweet

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3064 on: 14 January 2020, 01:12:20 pm »
Dingbat- 'Do you have regular STD tests each month?'  >:(
Me- Do you?
Dingbat-(doesn't matter what he says as I'm not going to see him anyway)
Me- 'to keep myself safe, sex will be covered and I won't do unprotected oral either way'
Dingbat-Will you kiss?  :(
Me-No, you may be a herpes risk.

Then they tie themselves into knots, because they're want the booking because I'm safe, but they also want the unsafe practices.They end up begging for the booking.
« Last Edit: 14 January 2020, 01:27:03 pm by saltysweet »
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Dynamite Doll

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3065 on: 14 January 2020, 02:30:08 pm »
Quote from: saltysweet on 14 January 2020, 01:12:20 pm
Dingbat- 'Do you have regular STD tests each month?'  >:(
Me- Do you?
Dingbat-(doesn't matter what he says as I'm not going to see him anyway)
Me- 'to keep myself safe, sex will be covered and I won't do unprotected oral either way'
Dingbat-Will you kiss?  :(
Me-No, you may be a herpes risk.
 ;D ;D ;D
Then they tie themselves into knots, because they're want the booking because I'm safe, but they also want the unsafe practices.They end up begging for the booking.

I like this @ herpes risk carrier hahahah I am stealing this response.
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CelesteManchester

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3066 on: 14 January 2020, 02:54:19 pm »
Quote from: DynamiteDoll on 14 January 2020, 02:30:08 pm
I like this @ herpes risk carrier hahahah I am stealing this response.

Me too, Dynamite! *offers to swathe the client in a full body condom* There, that'll keep you safe. What's that? You can't feel anything? Welllll....you win some, you lose some🤷🏼‍♀️.
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MWinter

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3067 on: 16 January 2020, 06:48:16 pm »
I have this one client who is an absolute pleasure. I have been seeing him for years and he is pretty much the ideal client.

However, there is just one catch..

He has developed a love for baby oil, and I mean completely drenching me in it, in fact he brings a waterproof mat with him.

So when he arrived for an incall he whipped out this bloody waterproof mat and a whole bottle of baby oil with no prior warning!!! (I only see him once or twice a year)

 :FF FIRST BOOKING OF THE DAY! COVERED IN OIL! NOW MY HOTEL ROOM IS BLOODY COVERED IN OIL AND WHEN HE LEAVES I NEARLY BLOODY BREAK MY BACK BY SLIPPING IN MY HEELS!  ;D
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TantricTease

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3068 on: 16 January 2020, 06:54:15 pm »
Quote from: MWinter on 16 January 2020, 06:48:16 pm
I have this one client who is an absolute pleasure. I have been seeing him for years and he is pretty much the ideal client.

However, there is just one catch..

He has developed a love for baby oil, and I mean completely drenching me in it, in fact he brings a waterproof mat with him.

So when he arrived for an incall he whipped out this bloody waterproof mat and a whole bottle of baby oil with no prior warning!!! (I only see him once or twice a year)

 :FF FIRST BOOKING OF THE DAY! COVERED IN OIL! NOW MY HOTEL ROOM IS BLOODY COVERED IN OIL AND WHEN HE LEAVES I NEARLY BLOODY BREAK MY BACK BY SLIPPING IN MY HEELS!  ;D

Please remember that baby oil doesn’t protect on condoms so if he or you had any bit on the condom and you had sex and didn’t wash then it’s very unsafe.


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« Last Edit: 16 January 2020, 06:56:48 pm by amy »
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TantricTease

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3069 on: 16 January 2020, 06:54:57 pm »
Wash your hands after using baby oil that is!
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MissBehaving

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3070 on: 17 January 2020, 09:38:29 am »
Personally I turn down any request involving oil unless it's the last appointment of the day... because of their habit of stroking/touching hair I just haven't got the time to wash , dry and straighten my hair as well as removing and redoing my make up from scratch between appointments .
I like my hair squeaky clean at all time ( I wah them everyday day )
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Glamescort

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3071 on: 17 January 2020, 01:59:49 pm »
Had a client yesterday who rebooked today for next week. He never spoke other than yes / no. I tried open ended questions, ask him about his day... He replied answers such as "not much" or one word answers. In the end I guess he did not want to talk so stopped trying just ask if he likes what I doing etc. Felt very odd and very disconnected.i assumed he did not like me and was doing it to annoy but surprise he booked me again.
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Glamescort

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3072 on: 17 January 2020, 02:01:18 pm »
Quote from: MWinter on 16 January 2020, 06:48:16 pm
I have this one client who is an absolute pleasure. I have been seeing him for years and he is pretty much the ideal client.

However, there is just one catch..

He has developed a love for baby oil, and I mean completely drenching me in it, in fact he brings a waterproof mat with him.

So when he arrived for an incall he whipped out this bloody waterproof mat and a whole bottle of baby oil with no prior warning!!! (I only see him once or twice a year)

 :FF FIRST BOOKING OF THE DAY! COVERED IN OIL! NOW MY HOTEL ROOM IS BLOODY COVERED IN OIL AND WHEN HE LEAVES I NEARLY BLOODY BREAK MY BACK BY SLIPPING IN MY HEELS!  ;D

Oh no I hate oil it gets everywhere. Maybe tell your client you allergic to it?
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MWinter

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3073 on: 17 January 2020, 07:14:19 pm »
Quote from: Glamescort on 17 January 2020, 01:59:49 pm
Had a client yesterday who rebooked today for next week. He never spoke other than yes / no. I tried open ended questions, ask him about his day... He replied answers such as "not much" or one word answers. In the end I guess he did not want to talk so stopped trying just ask if he likes what I doing etc. Felt very odd and very disconnected.i assumed he did not like me and was doing it to annoy but surprise he booked me again.

Urgh, those meets are so awkward, I had one guy just sit on the end of the bed starring into space looking sad! I tried convo but he was just not having it. Sometimes it is not about us, we don't know what they have going on in their personal life. I just try and see us as therapists, because that is basically what we are haha.

Also about the baby oil thing, I had no idea.. thanks for the heads up.
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Philipa

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3074 on: 17 January 2020, 09:34:27 pm »
Quote from: MissBehaving on 17 January 2020, 09:38:29 am
Personally I turn down any request involving oil unless it's the last appointment of the day... because of their habit of stroking/touching hair I just haven't got the time to wash , dry and straighten my hair as well as removing and redoing my make up from scratch between appointments .
I like my hair squeaky clean at all time ( I wah them everyday day )

Won't do oily clients at all unless it is a long booking and worth my while.
Same with client BO, can't stand the bad body odour getting into my hair, clothing, it lasts all day. My clients with BO are always scheduled last.
Have also has client's pubes stuck on my clothing in between appointments. Annoying!
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