The slobbering really gets to me after a while …..spitting on fingers to make me wet even though I lube up.
Saliva dangling from lips to chin after oral on me....
Licking all over my body like some dog eating its next meal 
The list is endless and I'm sure you can all relate to this xx

Oh mi LUD!!!!  I had a client last week who was DROOLING into my mouth. He was doing it on purpose, he was trying to give me his saliva, like I frigging WANTED it!  I was turned my head away at first I thought he was a bad kisser and wouldn't do it again but no, he tried three times to pour saliva into my mouth.

I was done.  I should have known he would be terrible as he told me he wanted 'snowballing'  (I had no idea what it was).  This guy had got on my last nerve before I turned up though and thankfully he cut the booking short.  He wanted Anal and had an elephant sized dick so....that wasn't happening.

Do you do abc?

For a second I thought “abc” was yet another abbreviations I don’t understand haha.

Do you do abc?
-you read my profile why do you ask?
Well you know ALL the girl's on aw say they do abc..xyz then they dont when you get there
-Why would I advertise something I don't do?
I haven't got time for your games     
-I haven't got time for your games either click

As much as I hate to give this 1 to the clients, that's very common, at least here stateside. Girls will advertise they do everything under the sun, the guy gets there & she either refuses or says oh sure but that's an extra $50, $100, whatever. That's not right & that's dirty pool, but well, that's why you get crappy reviews, chickie🤷🏼‍♀️.

Now if they're asking about things that you don't have listed, of course that's very different🙄. We're not Starbux, there's no special, secret menu that you have to have the password for, FFS.

I am fuming. We know it happens from time to time but when a client who has never been unreliable after 7 visits, texts me 5 minutes before he is due to arrive, to say he can't make it and may try later.

No way hose (how do you do little accents?) as he is now blocked. Try later? On yer bike!

Yes I know you may say I am being too touchy but new year and new rules is the way for me. I had more time wasting callers in the Xmas/New year week than I have had all year in 2019.

 

'When Clients Go Bad'-The Movie-Out Somewhere Near You!

If he'd been reliable  times I'd have given benefit of the doubt, yes it's rude but I'd give another chance however a repeat or pattern would mean sudden death or deposit required for future.

 

'When Clients Go Bad'-The Movie-Out Somewhere Near You!

 

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have any money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, & I will kill you."

Heh heh.

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have any money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, & I will kill you."

Heh heh.

TAKEN hheheh luv that movie