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Chastity

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3030 on: 20 November 2019, 01:44:52 am »
When you give clients directions and then they try to stay on the phone the whole time re confirming and asking for the directions again; being super indiscreet all the way up to the front door  :FF

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3031 on: 20 November 2019, 10:05:26 am »
When they don't know how to press the intercom button to your flat correctly …….Flat 15......so they press flat 1 and Flat 5  :FF

saltysweet

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3032 on: 20 November 2019, 02:04:53 pm »
Yea,they love to ask the same thing 3 times that's their worrywart vibe...
I say 'Stop. Listen to what I'm saying. Don't repeat it. If you can't hear, ask me to say it again.' And some of them show they're not listening by continuing with the parrot ???
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3033 on: 20 November 2019, 03:44:42 pm »
Here's a fun one.
Recently I had a client who was friendly enough and we were having a nice enough session. I was on all fours and he asked if he could finish on my back, so I said yes. He took off his condom and then proceeded to shoot his load straight away, all over my lady area.

I cleaned up and asked him to leave and he did, and he was very apologetic saying that he didn't expect to finish that quickly after taking off the condom.
Anyway the next day I get some flowers delivered to my work address. He addressed them to "Miss Harriet Smith" not knowing my surname of course. And the card just read "Sorry about what happened, hope to see you again soon. <name of client as I knew him>

I mean it's a sweet gesture that I Wasn't expecting but still, I'm pretty strict about the rule regarding no semen in, on, or around my genitals.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3034 on: 21 November 2019, 02:51:41 am »
Here's a fun one.
Recently I had a client who was friendly enough and we were having a nice enough session. I was on all fours and he asked if he could finish on my back, so I said yes. He took off his condom and then proceeded to shoot his load straight away, all over my lady area.

I cleaned up and asked him to leave and he did, and he was very apologetic saying that he didn't expect to finish that quickly after taking off the condom.
Anyway the next day I get some flowers delivered to my work address. He addressed them to "Miss Harriet Smith" not knowing my surname of course. And the card just read "Sorry about what happened, hope to see you again soon. <name of client as I knew him>

I mean it's a sweet gesture that I Wasn't expecting but still, I'm pretty strict about the rule regarding no semen in, on, or around my genitals.

Christ, I had the same thing! He's between my legs, wants to take off the condom & finish himself off, ok sure, you can cum on my breasts I say (my standard reply). He says oh, I wanted to cum on your pussy.

*disbelieving look at him* keep in mind he's just jerking away, lol. I said nooooo....that's far too close without a condom & as a matter of fact *edge edge squirm*, why don't you bring that up here closer to my breasts, like I said😡.

He just didn't get it. Obviously if it was OUTSIDE  it was ok!!🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️
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BangerRacing

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3035 on: 04 December 2019, 10:47:11 am »
Here's a fun one.
Recently I had a client who was friendly enough and we were having a nice enough session. I was on all fours and he asked if he could finish on my back, so I said yes. He took off his condom and then proceeded to shoot his load straight away, all over my lady area.

I cleaned up and asked him to leave and he did, and he was very apologetic saying that he didn't expect to finish that quickly after taking off the condom.
Anyway the next day I get some flowers delivered to my work address. He addressed them to "Miss Harriet Smith" not knowing my surname of course. And the card just read "Sorry about what happened, hope to see you again soon. <name of client as I knew him>

I mean it's a sweet gesture that I Wasn't expecting but still, I'm pretty strict about the rule regarding no semen in, on, or around my genitals.

That's when you drop onto your tummy & cover yourself with your hand. I'd never let a client finish on my back unless I was in a prone position. They just can't be trusted in the heat of the moment. They are thick as shit to think they can shoot their load onto genitals & it will be acceptable to us.

Had a neck slobberer yesterday, he went toward my throat after drooling down my left side for what seemed like 20 minutes. I pulled away with my throat being such a sensitive area. He then started to make passive aggressive comments about making "a list on the wall of what I don't like" & "what do you like?" &  "Oh I best be careful because you ladies react to every comment like this" Booking didn't go well after that needless to say. Assclown.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3036 on: 04 December 2019, 12:03:03 pm »
The slobbering really gets to me after a while …..spitting on fingers to make me wet even though I lube up.
Saliva dangling from lips to chin after oral on me.... :-X
Licking all over my body like some dog eating its next meal  :-\
The list is endless and I'm sure you can all relate to this xx

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3037 on: 04 December 2019, 12:16:48 pm »
When they text to ask whether I'm available and say please let me know. So when I respond they don't reply to acknowledge my response.

That really does irritate me  :FF
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BangerRacing

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3038 on: 04 December 2019, 05:26:01 pm »
The slobbering really gets to me after a while …..spitting on fingers to make me wet even though I lube up.
Saliva dangling from lips to chin after oral on me.... :-X
Licking all over my body like some dog eating its next meal  :-\
The list is endless and I'm sure you can all relate to this xx

Oh yes! The only wet thing I want near me is my bottle of lube. I had dick dribble all up my arm yesterday, that was unpleasant.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3039 on: 05 December 2019, 01:31:04 am »
Oh yes! The only wet thing I want near me is my bottle of lube. I had dick dribble all up my arm yesterday, that was unpleasant.

I had someone last week who's dick constantly dribbled quite heavily  :-X He had paid extra for OWO, so I felt obliged to spray it (yes, spray - with a baby sanitiser   ;D) douse it with strawberry lube regularly and, to coin the phrase, suck it up ;D
Relations soured when, as he massaged my front, (not keen on that, but he requested I turn over) he continues to dribble his cock all over my stomach and as close as he could get to my inner legs.
I promptly stuck half a box of his tissues there and kept my hand on guard.
Aren't some clients just dirty little chancers?  :(

He was in his 60's too. A very seasoned punter and old enough to know better.

BangerRacing

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3040 on: 05 December 2019, 08:41:22 am »
 ;D I normally refuse owo with the really dribbly ones. I need to look up this baby sanitiser, thanks for the tip Phoenix!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3041 on: 05 December 2019, 09:14:17 am »

I had someone last week who's dick constantly dribbled quite heavily  :-X He had paid extra for OWO, so I felt obliged to spray it (yes, spray - with a baby sanitiser   ;D) douse it with strawberry lube regularly and, to coin the phrase, suck it up ;D
Relations soured when, as he massaged my front, (not keen on that, but he requested I turn over) he continues to dribble his cock all over my stomach and as close as he could get to my inner legs.
I promptly stuck half a box of his tissues there and kept my hand on guard.
Aren't some clients just dirty little chancers?  :(

He was in his 60's too. A very seasoned punter and old enough to know better.

Ouch!! Baby sanitizer? Surely it would burn or be uncomfortable? My ex partner accidentally used hand sanitizer on me once, thinking it was lube, and it was agony.
I’m sure men shouldn’t use soaps and products on their bits (apart from ones that specifically say unperfumed, lubes etc), just like we shouldn’t. It unbalances the PH and can cause thrush etc.
Please correct me if I’m wrong.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3042 on: 06 December 2019, 01:05:58 am »
 The stuff you spray a baby's dummy or teething ring with no need to rinse? 🤔
I never considered it to be any more harmful than strong soap or baby Wipes, but perhaps you are right.
Not putting anyone's willy in my mouth without a bloody good clean though.

Phoenix

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3043 on: 06 December 2019, 01:13:27 am »
Ouch!! Baby sanitizer? Surely it would burn or be uncomfortable? My ex partner accidentally used hand sanitizer on me once, thinking it was lube, and it was agony.
I’m sure men shouldn’t use soaps and products on their bits (apart from ones that specifically say unperfumed, lubes etc), just like we shouldn’t. It unbalances the PH and can cause thrush etc.
Please correct me if I’m wrong.

Oh yes, the hand sanitisers are too strong even to use on my own hands. I can't use even the mildest of those, they make my skin feel raw.

Not saying I am not wrong with the baby spray though..

Never had any complaints and they say they like the shock of the cold followed by the warmth..    :)

saltysweet

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3044 on: 14 December 2019, 02:02:30 pm »
I'm only just aware that I reject callers who don't say 'please' or 'thank you' through the booking process.
« Last Edit: 16 December 2019, 12:08:19 am by saltysweet »