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CelesteManchester

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2895 on: 10 June 2019, 04:57:56 pm »
Quote from: Sugar xxx on 10 June 2019, 04:20:45 pm
The client that asks if any one else had been before them ..
We're not virgins for gods sake  ::)

This makes me insane😡. I know I've addressed this in other posts, but I deliberately ignore the ??. If they have balls to ask a 2nd time I say either (after looking at their hand) "Does your wife know you see escorts?"

Or, "The fact that you've asked that ?? twice now & I've not answered it should indicate something. What do you think that might be?"

Client: stumble, stutter, apology, umm, errr.....

Yeah. That's what i thought.😡
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Dynamite Doll

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2896 on: 10 June 2019, 11:00:28 pm »
Quote from: Sugar xxx on 10 June 2019, 04:20:45 pm
The client that asks if any one else had been before them ..
We're not virgins for gods sake  ::)

ME: Yes of course, do you think I sat here waiting only for you. Others have been before and and will be after you.

There are some imbeciles out there. :FF
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BangerRacing

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2897 on: 11 June 2019, 08:03:39 am »
Arrived 20 minutes early without telling me initially. Music stopped at 45 mins. Client hadn't climaxed as too busy talking about previous experiences, yet wanted to try something different.  ??? Usually books "bigger women". Although he's mentioned a local lady who's similar to me.  ::)

I said times up "is that how it works is it" his response "Yes you've booked for 45 minutes & had a shower on my time for free, aswell as turning up early. You've also just told me you've seen lots of other escorts so you must know that you are paying for my time."

Then he contacted me asking me to leave feedback after my working hours.

I will leave it 48 hrs or so now before I leave feedback. Bloody oddball.
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Rosesugar

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2898 on: 11 June 2019, 07:09:56 pm »
Quote from: Nia Hope on 28 October 2014, 04:04:15 pm
I hate it when clients email me and put their phone number for me to ring them, my number is on my profile! Do any girls ring the client? I don't, that annoys me x
Oh yes we are supposed to be chasing them  in their fantasy !
I just put number in my phone but ignore the request. I never call I doubt most of us do
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Phoenix

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2899 on: 12 June 2019, 12:34:50 am »
Quote from: Sugar xxx on 10 June 2019, 04:20:45 pm
The client that asks if any one else had been before them ..
We're not virgins for gods sake  ::)

I don't get that directly, but in a roundabout way like, "Have you been busy today?" and more often, "Are you off home now?"
I never discuss other bookings so waffle on about vague errands and correspondence to reply to etc. 8)
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saltysweet

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2900 on: 13 June 2019, 08:33:53 pm »
This happens more often now. When new callers are in a rush, I may need time to organise or get another client out the door, I say I have to take a quick shower. They protest, 'do you really have to' ,or 'you don't need to'. Not sure where they get the idea that shagging unclean, stinky women is ok? I put the phone down.
« Last Edit: 14 June 2019, 12:01:14 am by saltysweet »
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Rosesugar

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2901 on: 13 June 2019, 10:28:44 pm »
Recommend a hotel , confirm a booking with you
Email you then to say they arnt going to be there after all days before  :FF
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Scottish Emily

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2902 on: 14 June 2019, 12:38:25 am »
I don’t really get why they ask if you’ve been busy, maybe just making conversation. I hate being asked how many clients I see a day. I give a vague reply. Should start asking how many escorts do you see a month.
I hide my toothbrush now as a client used it even though there’s always mouthwash for them to use.
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saltysweet

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2903 on: 14 June 2019, 01:58:59 pm »
Asking about your availability for this morning or afternoon or tomorrow morning then 'tapping their fingers' and 'tutting' at their busy schedules. These guys hardly ring back anyway so I don't see why I should indulge them in their procrastinating.
I've decided to be up front and say, 'I'm not hanging around for you to make up your mind and mull over your diary, I'm booking someone else now.' Feels satisfying knocking that on the head, quite the soup nazi sex grinch!

'No soup sex for you!'
« Last Edit: 14 June 2019, 05:08:54 pm by saltysweet »
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Cb21

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2904 on: 15 June 2019, 09:45:24 am »
No mater how simple you make your advert. Refuse to read it.
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CelesteManchester

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2905 on: 15 June 2019, 03:45:50 pm »
SaltySweet ~
Hahahahaha!!!! I can see I've started a trend here😆 *giggling*.

MO SOUP 🍜 FOR YOU!
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saltysweet

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2906 on: 15 June 2019, 03:53:36 pm »
LOL Celeste we bow down to you!  ;D  ;)
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Phoenix

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2907 on: 19 June 2019, 02:21:12 am »
You ask if they have any questions, they say no. I take their address and compose a concise text with  all details of my service and fee, duration booked etc.

Then...

'..anything u don't do then?'....
Yes, visiting a confirmed knobhead..don't do that.. :FF
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Rosesugar

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2908 on: 19 June 2019, 06:36:00 am »
 they say they like what they see get horny get aroused want more oral then say they best get a condom on or they will come quick .
Have sex they come quicker than they wanted then say that the session went too quick ( this is like 20 mins of a 30 min booking)I dont give change from their payment !
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PissedOffPrincess

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2909 on: 19 June 2019, 09:19:10 am »
I used to say
I am ... age
I do not do ....
I charge....
I am in a hotel /apartment near...
Before I give you my address does that suit you

They say yes I give address they text

wot you charge

Suppose they are not really clients cos they get ignored after that
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