Thank you for saying that. Shitty whiff is my daily nightmare   
I'm considering secretly using a spray or essential oils on their arse.
Another idea I've been toying with is to use a special cream that morticians put under a nose during an autopsy 

I wonder how well Vick's Vaporub works as a lube for HJ's and BJ's?

Hmm...

 

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I can then market it as 'extra energising treatment' 

Just put a dab of Vick under each nostril and you won't smell anything, or not much. If you can get some menthol sweets like Halls or Fisherman's Friends, so much the better

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The smell is vile after the anal vibes are used.
Took me ages to get smell off with a strong scent washing tab in boiling water! 

You know a message is going to annoy you even before you open it when you see a stupid profile name accompanied by zero feedback.  My profile is very clear I am not a domme I am very much a GFE, I don't see young gents or zero feedbacks, so today's offering:

"Hey! Can you head scissor dominate me?? I'll pay a lot of money for it, you need strong thighs, I am 21.
 

Using my strap on or toys on men is not very often and am happy about that because last year I sacked two long standing regs because they didn't care one bit that it was messy for me to deal with. Yuk. Some men are squeaky clean back there and not sure if they prepared beforehand because I haven't asked.

Another man I have known years has just recently come to love being done up the back door but I gag when the strap on comes back out. Next time if it is as bad it will be the last he sees of me.  Can't be doing with asking that they wash in there before coming to me, if they haven't the curtesy to do so then they can fuck off, reg or no reg.

I have on my profile that they have to douche beforehand if they want strap on, and I remind them that when they book. Couldn't be dealing with that mess ever again. It should be common sense but we all know they don't have that!

I'm raging today because a reg that I actually get on with asked by text if I would consider doing bareback with him. I said I was upset he'd ask and that he's lucky I wasn't going to block him. His response was that he was just joking  Which pissed me off even more - he could at least say something like 'sorry that was a momentary lapse of judgement' but to pretend it was a joke? What's the joke, where's the humour in that? It's an insult to my intelligence.