When they've just taken a big strap-on and their arses are dribbling, but instead of taking the proffered wet wipe or staying still as instructed, they turn around without taking the protective towel with them and instead put their shitty arse on the top blanket!

WTF is wrong with these guys?

Some men are really good at keeping things clean.  Others...  

There was a call from a really tall, middle aged, overweight guy (but not morbidly obese, I prefer, these days actually) who made an awful lot of vocal noise (almost like shouting as if he won't care about anything, anyone could have heard that..) and all the crazy banging noise as if the bed is about to collapse as if the bed was shaken by an earthquake (which I never heard/happened, with anybody else).  It could have been if he continued longer.   Seriously, worried, that he was breaking the bed, he was on his mission.  He has been known to leave skid marks everywhere.  Not the considerate type. "I'll do it anyway, as I don't care as I paid" type.  I was guessing that he was not everyone's cup of tea.   Not many women would tolerate this type of behaviour.  He also has a well-veiled game playing habit (he does not follow my booking procedure and pretends that it works for him).  Thinking about it now, glad I avoided!

*Shakes head*   

Send you email or message   .... Hi 

Send you email or message   .... Hi

Yes very annoying and I don't answer.Get to the point or bugger off!

Met a client yesterday for 1 hour in a hotel, which made a nice change. Got there, he had rose wine for us and we had a chat before which again makes a nice change, makes it feel a bit more 'normal' sort of speak. He paid me the money as agreed no problem. Older man and English. Nice to chat to, so got down to it. kissing, foreplay etc but when it came to putting condom on he kept going soft (sadly not uncommon I find with some)

So as he was top, dont mind letting him rub his penis on top (in between legs) to help get him hard enough for condom to go on but he kept trying to (playfully) get it in without!  just as I was about to politely tell him to stop, he cum but was on my stomach. All fine (I suppose lol) then finished with a massage. Throughout the meet he kept saying how stunning and how gorgeous I am etc etc but then he was talking about he wants to make it a regular thing but only once a month and he pretty much demanded a discount as the second meet would make him a 'regular' Sorry but I dont think so! especially not just once a month?? So I said happy to take ?10 off but would have to be at least once a week. He didnt say much to that, then he went on about wanting to maybe see me later after he has seen his friends, back at hotel. Could of been possible but he wanted to only pay ?50 and then me come back in the morning and him only pay ?50?? Politely said that doesnt work for me and its not my rates, especially at those kind of times, so I left.

Then after a bit I got a message from him saying

"hi. Had a great time, will see you again. 2 tips never fuck without a condom (wtf?? We didnt do that and he was pushing for that) and be more flexible with price (my price) sorry to be so hard but times are hard xx'

Yeah your dam right, hence why my rates are set at that price!  by then was quite late and he sent me a couple of weird messages about wanting to be friends etc so simply ignore!

Dear oh dear, really dont get people like this?? I think these kind of people are worse than normal timewasters lol

Anyway, come on Wednesday lets see what you got! 

I saw a tight "git" of late, sorry to be blunt. No offence meant. But he was.
Surprise, surprise, he texted me afterwards, "can we make this into an arrangement each month?" 

I tried to be diplomatic with him (the best way) - but I told him if you wanted a booking, please book normally as others do" (politely) Time may be hard, but "you are not my type at all"   If I wasn't paid, I wouldn't even consider breathing in the same room. A form of boundary-pushing in my honest opinion. 

lol this sounds just like the client I met yesterday! They must have a secret group somewhere, the boundary pushers!