Had someone book me and he said I may be late I'm seeing someone before you. I instantly said 'what, another working girl?!?' He said 'no a mate, I don't have that much stamina!!'

Oops! 

Another one emailing wanting a short notice booking when my number is showing. Read it a day too late lol. Never mind that my profile clearly states I require a call to book. Shouldn't even have to be written really, it's common sense that if you want to get a response from someone quickly that you call them.

A massive bugbear of mine this is! I also clearly state to call me to book.

I don't mind if they are checking a detail for a few days ahead or something but the number of numpties I get who email me on the day asking if I am free "now" or if they can visit me at such and such time which is just an hour or 2 away is astonishing! Do they think we just sit at our pc's/laptops/tablets etc... all day??    I would dismiss them as timewasters but quite a few of them have had positive feedback (so should know better!)

Indiscretion.

I have started offering a few incalls, on the basis that it's very limited and discretion paramount.

One new client about to leave said 'I won't kiss you goodbye when you open the door' (neighbours facing), then proceeded to stand outside back from the door telling me what Iovely time he'd had, and that he'd be in touch next month. He'd arrived waving flowers around.

 

Another stood back outside when leaving explaining to 'my working name' that he'd never been into this part of the street before 'used my working name again'.

I've sorted the present thing, I explain to anyone who might bring anything it's not expected, if you do please use a non-descript bag.

Most are appreciative of this.