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hippydippy

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1890 on: 04 August 2017, 03:18:14 pm »
Also when your giving them oral and they start humping your face. For me I can't function! I completely lose all concentration. How the hell do you tell someone to 'stop humping my face please'

happened just yesterday. i just kept smacking his thigh everytime he started bucking and waving my finger like 'no,no'
potentially they could get quite a nasty bite if they're not careful. I know I've had a fat lip from this. Should have unsheathed my teeth and let him get hurt instead of me lol
I've lost track of how many cats I have...

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1891 on: 07 August 2017, 03:40:25 pm »
Had one guy who I'd left feedback on but didn't like it and said it was too boring. Said I'd left much better feedback on other clients I'd seen.
Wants me to leave better feedback next time. I always leave honest feedback so puts me in an awkward position.
Also had some recently comment on how I hadn't logged in to adultwork since such and such date and not been responding to texts. Makes me feel I'm almost being stalked online. Just decided to take a few days off over the weekend when I switch off work phone.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1892 on: 07 August 2017, 06:26:18 pm »
Jessie, I wouldn't want to see that guy again. Red flags!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1893 on: 07 August 2017, 08:29:50 pm »
Pester for a booking.Had a client who claims to have seen me years ago asked for a booking today,this was at 3:30pm,advised him I was fully booked today but could do tomorrow.
He replied going on about how he was only in Leeds for one day and he had been really looking forward to seeing me..
I advised him that maybe next time he knows he is coming to Leeds on business he could give me the heads up the day before or in the morning.
He then asked if I could let him know if I had any cancellations which i agreed to do and said he wasn't sure if he would have had time to see me so didn't prebook...so how can you expect that I would be available guaranteed enough to look forward to seeing me.
Anyway I didn't respond and an hour later he texted again saying 'I take it,it's not looking good for me?'
This pissed me off..I said I'd let him know if I had a cancellation,no need to check..the whole thing just smacked of nattering because he just assumed I would be able to see him and was annoyed that I actually couldn't.
I do understand that some clients can't plan ahead but you surely know at least a few hours in advance that you are going to another city and you may fancy a punt.So you would have the brains to at least make a prelimanry enquiry and not then act all surprised and hurt when your chosen sex worker is busy when you call half way through the actual day.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1894 on: 08 August 2017, 09:23:55 am »
well a client just farted in my face while he was ontop in 69  :-X :-X :-X. I almost bit is cock when it happened.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1895 on: 08 August 2017, 12:30:11 pm »
I had a new client booked for an hr. said he hasnt come twice in an hr for over 8 mths but can we try??  I thought great this is gna be hard work. And yes it was hard work and no he didnt come twice. Hes over 60 its a sign of getting old!!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1896 on: 08 August 2017, 04:27:55 pm »
well a client just farted in my face while he was ontop in 69  :-X :-X :-X. I almost bit is cock when it happened.
Poor you. How gross. I would have bit his clock.
I always make sure I'm on top for 69.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1897 on: 08 August 2017, 05:24:13 pm »
happened just yesterday. i just kept smacking his thigh everytime he started bucking and waving my finger like 'no,no


I've recently started wearing races and I made it clear to my client that I have to be in control of oral or you may hurt me or yourself.
So the fool started trying to facefuck me and got his dick caught and ended up with a cut on his bellend! HAH! That'll teach you to respect what I've said!
Ended the booking cos he was bleeding and no refund offered.
He has been back since though and apologised.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1898 on: 08 August 2017, 06:42:34 pm »
I do understand that some clients can't plan ahead but you surely know at least a few hours in advance that you are going to another city and you may fancy a punt.So you would have the brains to at least make a prelimanry enquiry and not then act all surprised and hurt when your chosen sex worker is busy when you call half way through the actual day.

Some men are strange.  I had a guy, visiting from another city, booked so well in advance.  Since he didn't confirm so I cancelled the booking.  Wish he did have the brain to confirm (as agreed).  Instead, he started to get abusive as if his reasoning went out of the window.  Well, it's your own fault, Pal, don't F blame me for your own mistake.  I am assuming that he thought I was going to wait for him without his confirmation. An idiot.   

As for yours, you never know, his Plan A might have let him down and you ought to be able to see him (like a magic).    ::)

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1899 on: 08 August 2017, 08:27:58 pm »
Him: Hey u free?
Me: No, I'm expensive.
Him: What? What u mean?

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1900 on: 08 August 2017, 08:36:10 pm »
Him: Hey u free?
Me: No, I'm expensive.
Him: What? What u mean?

 :FF

Love this! I do this every time they ask that stupid question!
Sometimes I think that I could die from an overdose of satisfaction. -Salvador Dali

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1901 on: 08 August 2017, 10:41:12 pm »
Some men are strange.  I had a guy, visiting from another city, booked so well in advance.  Since he didn't confirm so I cancelled the booking.  Wish he did have the brain to confirm (as agreed).  Instead, he started to get abusive as if his reasoning went out of the window.  Well, it's your own fault, Pal, don't F blame me for your own mistake.  I am assuming that he thought I was going to wait for him without his confirmation. An idiot.   

As for yours, you never know, his Plan A might have let him down and you ought to be able to see him (like a magic).    ::)
No I don't think I was his plan B he whittered on about the fantastic hour I gave him when he saw me before (like I would remember him from several years ago)and just obviously presumed I'd be free.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1902 on: 09 August 2017, 06:55:51 am »
6.50 am. 

"Hey, would you be able to do an outcall to sxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx? I'm 18, and I do have ID if you would like to see it. I would appreciate seeing you as I've not seen many who offer what you do lovely. I would really appreciate it x"

Me " have you read my profile?"

[I clearly state I only do outcalls if you have booked me through AW with plenty of feedback]

It's going to be a long 'hump-day'!  :FF
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sweetmilf

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1903 on: 09 August 2017, 09:38:38 am »
just obviously presumed I'd be free.

 Oh dear..::)

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1904 on: 09 August 2017, 02:45:48 pm »
It might have been covered but I cant stand it when they get a pillow and try to put it under me before oral, it serves absolutely no purpose I can see other than being totally awkward and uncomfortable
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