Author Topic: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!! (Read 747724 times)

SimplySinful · « **Reply #1830 on:** 19 July 2017, 06:38:59 pm »

Quote from: VoluptuousCurves on 19 July 2017, 05:09:08 pm

When they ring and say "I'm at such and such a station, can I come now?" and I say yes that's about 15 mins walk. 20 mins later they text saying they got in a cab and now it's stuck in traffic and they'll be another 20 mins

I'm always getting the 'I'm passing thro tomorrow/later' and seeming to think they can then call 'when they are in the area'

No mate you can make an appointment like everyone else.

VoluptuousCurves · « **Reply #1831 on:** 19 July 2017, 09:11:34 pm »

Quote from: SimplySinful on 19 July 2017, 06:38:59 pm

I'm always getting the 'I'm passing thro tomorrow/later' and seeming to think they can then call 'when they are in the area'

No mate you can make an appointment like everyone else.

To be fair when I'm in central London I do prefer to just say "OK come over now" because the traffic is so unpredictable. Same in Gatwick.

Smaller towns with better travel though, they can bloody well make an advance appointment!

Tonight's annoyance: a client who says "talk dirty to me babe" while expecting you to suck his dick at the same time. Mate, I only have one mouth!

Justine · « **Reply #1832 on:** 19 July 2017, 11:52:42 pm »

If they say they will be passing through or in the area but can't give a specific time then I tell them they take a chance whether I am busy or not. Not rocket science for them. I usually assume no call will come and I am often right but tough luck if they then want a booking and I am either booked up or finished for the day.

DaisyDuck · « **Reply #1833 on:** 20 July 2017, 05:41:00 am »

I'm happy for them to call when they're in the area. If I'm free, fine.

Lucie268 · « **Reply #1834 on:** 20 July 2017, 09:59:10 am »

When they're trying to do doggy, but instead of kneeling up straight they try to literally get on top of you like they're mounting you (as in when you're on your knees too, not doggy when you're both lying down). Like okay now you're squashing me, and the angle means you're not going to get in?

SimplySinful · « **Reply #1835 on:** 20 July 2017, 10:04:23 am »

Quote from: DaisyDuck on 20 July 2017, 05:41:00 am

I'm happy for them to call when they're in the area. If I'm free, fine.

I've found in the past when I did allow, they would all be No Shows or time waste in some other way, that's why I cut them out. Where I am normally there's no excuse for traffic etc!

Only exception might be regulars.

Aqua Allegoria · « **Reply #1836 on:** 20 July 2017, 10:27:09 am »

Quote from: Lucie268 on 20 July 2017, 09:59:10 am

When they're trying to do doggy, but instead of kneeling up straight they try to literally get on top of you like they're mounting you (as in when you're on your knees too, not doggy when you're both lying down). Like okay now you're squashing me, and the angle means you're not going to get in?

This. This whole mounting thing.
Why? Why on earth would they try this shit?! I mean we know the obvious answer: they may have seen it in porn but bloody hell why try it if you can't even master the basics?!

BibiofLeeds · « **Reply #1837 on:** 20 July 2017, 10:36:48 am »

Quote from: VoluptuousCurves on 19 July 2017, 09:11:34 pm

To be fair when I'm in central London I do prefer to just say "OK come over now" because the traffic is so unpredictable. Same in Gatwick.

Smaller towns with better travel though, they can bloody well make an advance appointment!

Tonight's annoyance: a client who says "talk dirty to me babe" while expecting you to suck his dick at the same time. Mate, I only have one mouth!

Oh this is just silly when they do this!I just stop and say well which is it then I can't talk with my mouth full!

Kay · « **Reply #1838 on:** 20 July 2017, 02:12:00 pm »

Quote from: Lucie268 on 20 July 2017, 09:59:10 am

When they're trying to do doggy, but instead of kneeling up straight they try to literally get on top of you like they're mounting you (as in when you're on your knees too, not doggy when you're both lying down). Like okay now you're squashing me, and the angle means you're not going to get in?

God, yes - it does my head in when men can't do doggy properly: it's not rocket science! I always position myself at the right height for the cock to be aligned with my fanny at a 90 degree angle. So when some start fannying about I'm rolling my eyes... Not only does trying some weird position mean that they usually can't get a decent rhythm going, but if the angle is wrong it can be really painful to the lower entrance of the vagina. I've never understood why it isn't just common sense to get this particular position right.

Lucie268 · « **Reply #1839 on:** 20 July 2017, 02:35:41 pm »

Quote from: Kay on 20 July 2017, 02:12:00 pm

God, yes - it does my head in when men can't do doggy properly: it's not rocket science! I always position myself at the right height for the cock to be aligned with my fanny at a 90 degree angle. So when some start fannying about I'm rolling my eyes... Not only does trying some weird position mean that they usually can't get a decent rhythm going, but if the angle is wrong it can be really painful to the lower entrance of the vagina. I've never understood why it isn't just common sense to get this particular position right.

Me neither! Surely it should come natural? Plus putting their whole weight on top of you isn't exactly comfy for them either. And the angle of your vagina means it slopes towards the small of your back, so how is them doing that going to work?

English natural beauty · « **Reply #1840 on:** 20 July 2017, 06:17:38 pm »

Quote from: Lucie268 on 20 July 2017, 09:59:10 am

When they're trying to do doggy, but instead of kneeling up straight they try to literally get on top of you like they're mounting you (as in when you're on your knees too, not doggy when you're both lying down). Like okay now you're squashing me, and the angle means you're not going to get in?

It's like they want to reinact a porn scene. I straight up tell them to be more convenient please or I will not enjoy myself and my job would be pointless

DaisyDuck · « **Reply #1841 on:** 20 July 2017, 07:42:35 pm »

I say "cut that out. It's not a position, it's a camera angle."

sweetmilf · « **Reply #1842 on:** 21 July 2017, 01:04:43 pm »

I dislike clients, who take off his condom and drop it on the floor even in the heat of the moment...I find it very disrespectful towards the service provider. $:-\$

BibiofLeeds · « **Reply #1843 on:** 21 July 2017, 02:12:55 pm »

Quote from: sweetmilf on 21 July 2017, 01:04:43 pm

I dislike clients, who take off his condom and drop it on the floor even in the heat of the moment...I find it very disrespectful towards the service provider. $:-\$

Yep same when they do it with wet wipes I tell them immediately to pick them up and give them to me.

sweetmilf · « **Reply #1844 on:** 21 July 2017, 06:16:10 pm »

Good to know you do that. They gotta behave. ... $:-\$

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