In desperate need off a very long time off - poss switch to civvie for a couple of months. At Heathrow with only timewasters rapidly hating the male population more and more as I mull over their strangeness

- Walking through the door without knocking, I make sure to lock it now not to give them the chance - puts a sour taste in my mouth from the start!
- knocking as loudly as humanly possible on the door despite my instructions always saying to knock softly
- Trying to put the condom on themselves and stretching it over instead of rolling, makes me cringe, how do grown men not know how to put protection on their own genitals?!
- Moving my fringe or brushing their fingers through it heavily, it isn't there to be bloody played with and i don't put makeup on my forehead for a reason lol
- leaving the shower like a bomb site, doubt they do it in their own homes, feel like it's a lack of respect for us
- talking about how wet I am and are they turning me on baby? I'm amazed only 10% seem to realise it is obviously lube
- asking me what I like or making me choose a Roleplay - my ideal one would be where they slide the money under my door while I sit in my pyjamas with room service...mmm what a horny thought

*Deep breath* Definitely reaching peak burn out, I could go on and on. Flying to Australia tomorrow for a country move and I am most excited just to take my AW Profile down, I shall do it at the airport with a glass of wine