When they arrive saying they have read all your reviews on forum so they came to see how good you are, then promptly start saying what they like (boundary pushing at its finest) thinking your going to be frightened to say no because they might put a negative on forum..You know the types you have to refuse liver licking and kidney sucking to even though their last wonderful service provider did it...  their few and far between but I get so agitated by them

One of those called me yesterday. Managed to call me "darling" 3 times in less than a minute and asked what if I'm really that good. I told him no, I'm complete shit, he's got wrong number. And I hang up on him.
I need vacation. Soon.

I hate it when you are on a 45 minute booking and they go soft so often that you use 4 condoms anyone would have thought we had been in some sort of sex marathon but no just a older gent who struggles to maintain a hard on I felt like I needed a drink afterwards it was such hard work. I know its not his fault but I felt exhausted and a bit peeved when he left promising to book again as I had been nice and could we try anal next time! I may have a migraine that day

The thing is alot of these older gents know they have problems maintaining an erection and should be honest about it.Its deeply unsexy constantly having to keep reapplying condoms and not very practical either.
There's plenty of options such as the little blue pill these days.
I'm afraid if they struggle so much we get to the 3 condom mark I'll only give oral or an hj after that,it just gets ridiculous.

One of my regulars has erection problems and can lose the erection during sex. He was honest with me about this when I first saw him and said a cock ring often helps.
So he used this and had no problems. I've been seeing him now for a few months and glad to say he doesn't need the cock ring anymore so I must be doing something right.
So maybe this could be a suggestion for clients with this problem. A lot of it must be psychological and when they wear it they don't have to worry about staying hard.

Thank you for your replies I was thinking I might just be being unfair and feeling a bit short tempered but it seems we are all singing from the same hymn book.
I definitely will not be seeing him again he was such hard work and did not seem to understand that it is not realistic to have erection problems but expect a full service 

I had one client who started pumping my mouth really fast during a bj, I hate that. I specifically say I offer a sensual GFE and there's nothing sensual about that.

I also had a client the other day with the most bland personality ever! He didn't want DFK - only wanted to give pecks, which I was  absolutely thrilled about. However, I felt so uncomfortable when he started to excessively sniff my face. Then when he had finished, he just dumped the condom on the floor and left. No washing his hands or any thing. I hate unhygienic people.

Then I had an Asian client my first week who begged me for a 15 min booking for 50 after I repeatedly said I don't do this. Because I wasn't getting much traffic I decided to go along with it. He was a nice person, but he was 15 mins late (he did tell me way in advice about traffic). But to add onto that, he wanted to have a long chat after our appointment. I had to kick him out in a nice way lol. After that experience, I decided that I would never do 15 min bookings again. Time consuming, and I don't want a plethora of men coming to me. He wanted to book again, I informed him I no longer did that length and he kept haggling with me saying 'just for me please', blocked straight away.

Cient' s that take loads more baby wipes when you have already cleaned them up.  I always like to clean them up otherwise they use tons of wipes I find some times

Then I had an Asian client my first week who begged me for a 15 min booking for 50 after I repeatedly said I don't do this. Because I wasn't getting much traffic I decided to go along with it. He was a nice person, but he was 15 mins late (he did tell me way in advice about traffic). But to add onto that, he wanted to have a long chat after our appointment. I had to kick him out in a nice way lol. After that experience, I decided that I would never do 15 min bookings again. Time consuming, and I don't want a plethora of men coming to me. He wanted to book again, I informed him I no longer did that length and he kept haggling with me saying 'just for me please', blocked straight away.

Is him being Asian relevant or...?