1. Men who look surprised and tut when I ask for the money upfront at the start of the booking as though they think I'm being rude.
2. Men who spit on their hands and rub it all over my pussy or their cocks. Absolutely vile and turns me off them completely!
3. Men who push boundaries. I state clearly on my profile that I don't offer anal and that I also don't like my anus being touched or licked. I always stare this in person at the start of each booking too but yet I still get clients who ignore me about it and try and force it.I've got zero tolerance for this now.
4. Men who would clearly jump at the chance to do bareback and think it's OK to try and rub their genitals against mine without a condom on. Again, zero tolerance for this now.
5. Being cancelled on at the last minute and given a stupid excuse that I've heard a million times before (mum has had a heart attack, I've been in a car crash, I've woken up with the flu). I get that sometimes these things do happen and people have to genuinely cancel, but on the whole I think it's usually because they've gotten horny and made a booking without thinking if they can actually definitely make it or not. They then wake up and decide they can't be bothered anymore or don't have the funds or have simply bottled it.
6. Clients who make flyaway remarks to me about how I must be really wealthy doing this, especially as I get away without having to pay tax. EXCUSE ME BUT I DO PAY TAX AND A LOT OF IT YOU INSUFFERABLE PRICK!
7. Bad breath and wanting to kiss me In a really slobbery manner and practically lick me like a dog.
8. Going down to give a blow job and smelling stale wee or a slightly whiffy bum crack, even after they have just been in the shower. How hard is it to rub some soap down there?! I also had a client last week who STANK of BO. It was so bad that I could still smell it on my sheets after washing them. I had to cut the booking down to 30 mins as I couldn't keep holding my breath so much. I get that some guys get nervous during bookings and might get underarm sweat from anxiety, but this was the strongest smell I've ever known.
9. Clients who ask for extremely detailed outfit requests or role play requests. I had someone want me to wear bright blue stockings with white hold ups and a white leather mini skirt. When I told him I didn't have such an outfit he seemed genuinely appalled and cancelled the booking. I've also had guys send me essay long emails with roleplay scenarios. One wanted me to walk down my street to his car completely naked at night and then fuck him over the bonnet....
10. Clients who get far too overfamiliar. I have one or two regulars who I'm fine with being a bit less professional with as I've known them for so long now. But with everyone else I want it to remain as an escort/client relationship without any blurred lines and I do my best to stick to that. I had a client who kept asking my real name even though I told him I didn't want to give him it for discretion. I eventually told him it was holly (which it isn't) to shut him up. I then received a card in the mail the following week thanking 'holly' for the booking and amazing sex and wondering whether he could interest me in an evening listening to some classical music together over a glass of wine, but just as friends with no money involved :-/
