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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1530 on: 06 February 2017, 07:15:14 pm »
today i had a  guy litrally strip when he got here, i sat on the bed and he goes to climb on me!! and im just here putting both my hands up sayng "can we sort out payment first?!" xxxxx
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« Reply #1531 on: 06 February 2017, 07:41:08 pm »
today i had a  guy litrally strip when he got here, i sat on the bed and he goes to climb on me!! and im just here putting both my hands up sayng "can we sort out payment first?!" xxxxx

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1532 on: 06 February 2017, 08:02:53 pm »
Some regs are known to do that...got too comfortable.  But, if he's new...

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1533 on: 06 February 2017, 11:30:22 pm »
Kissing where they basically try and eat your face and dibble over you is my pet HATE!!!

^ I really hate this! ^  ::) sooo annoying!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1534 on: 07 February 2017, 01:19:56 pm »
I had one last week who was licking my face and had really pongy breath. I could smell his saliva all over me and it was making me feel extremely nauseas  :FF

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1535 on: 07 February 2017, 02:07:21 pm »
I had a client a while ago who I had seen on two occasions the outcall went really well, the block was alright but constantly asked for my real name.  I asked him if he would mind leaving me a field report which he said of course no problem.  The next time he booked he asked for a discount which I make clear I don't offer. 
He started going on that he had left a field report and should be compensated, I replied that he didn't have to and had he of mentioned that compensation would be needed at the time then I wouldn't have asked.  He then went on to say why would he pay Tesco prices when he could go to Lidle, after being compared to a supermarket quickly told him to do one and blocked!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1536 on: 08 February 2017, 10:56:27 am »
Just had an AW message from an old client- he used to be fairly regular but haven't seen him in a couple of years- no idea why- but  his message basically said Hello stranger, when are we going to be treated to new pics and videos?

Really annoyed me as the pics are meant to be there to encourage guys to see us not for ex clients to toss themselves off over! I know men will use our pics for their wanking material of course, but it seems so cheeky to actually infer that they will do this rather than actually PAY to see us!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1537 on: 10 February 2017, 02:16:36 am »
Just shows how utterly disgusting and selfish they are. I have one at the moment who is complaining about his wife being grumpy and tired (she just had surgery for cancer a few weeks ago and is currently undergoing intense radiotherapy - she's not even recovered from the surgery!). I've really put him in his place about his comments/attitude towards her, so now he's less vocal about it, but it's comments like these that make me really despise some men.

No surprise they are hated and their wives don't even want to touch them  no more. Just rank .

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1538 on: 10 February 2017, 10:00:08 pm »
No surprise they are hated and their wives don't even want to touch them  no more. Just rank .
  I have had three clients whose wives were battling with serious illnesses as far as I was aware, and subsequently, these wives had passed away, all three.  I saw these clients before and after his respective wife had passed. One came after the funeral.  They seemed much happier now that they no longer had the sick wife to deal with/cope with.  One saw two escorts in a row after the funeral.  I wasn't quite sure if he was grieving or celebrating. 

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1539 on: 11 February 2017, 06:36:47 pm »
Sounds a strange way to grieve but we all deal diferently. Probably defo richer after their deaths with house paid off and perhaps insuramcr money. So maybe they were happier!!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1540 on: 11 February 2017, 09:06:53 pm »
I guess..  There is a saying, "women grieve after the relationship was over (spending some time to herself) and men get a replacement".   :)

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1541 on: 12 February 2017, 01:06:56 am »
Just shows how utterly disgusting and selfish they are. I have one at the moment who is complaining about his wife being grumpy and tired (she just had surgery for cancer a few weeks ago and is currently undergoing intense radiotherapy - she's not even recovered from the surgery!). I've really put him in his place about his comments/attitude towards her, so now he's less vocal about it, but it's comments like these that make me really despise some men.

I had an uncle like that. He complained that he no longer had sex because his wife was dying of cancer.

I was flabbergasted by his selfishness and pettiness.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1542 on: 12 February 2017, 12:21:17 pm »
Sounds a strange way to grieve but we all deal diferently. Probably defo richer after their deaths with house paid off and perhaps insuramcr money. So maybe they were happier!!

Well not all marriages are happy ones, some people stay together because they feel they need to and starting over at their age is probably a daunting thing I guess with a sick wife it'd look bad to run off so they stick it out a few years and enjoy their windfall. It's cringe to listen to them complain about a sick wife meaning they don't get laid but if they want to spend that insurance money on me then I can bite my tongue and listen to anything they say.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1543 on: 15 February 2017, 02:12:54 pm »
Phone quiet all day so I decided to take the little doggies for a walk, leads on, coat on, shoes on and the phone rings.

Him..Hi its xxxx I've been before can I come over and see you?' (No name with his number so he's not a regular or anyone I remember)
Me...I'm about to step out with the dogs I can be back and ready in 45 minutes.
Him..Oh I wanted to come over in half an hour.
Me...I cant do in half an hour.
Him Ok we will have to leave it then.

Even though its been quiet this month and I could have took the leads off and walked them later I refuse to be rushing or pandering to punters who expect me to be sitting around ready to entertain them at 5 minutes notice. I've always asked punters to allow me an hour to cover me having to do other things and for preparing for them. If I can be ready sooner I will say so but to phone up and expect an almost instant booking especially from someone who's not a regular really pisses me off.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1544 on: 15 February 2017, 04:24:23 pm »
Phone quiet all day so I decided to take the little doggies for a walk, leads on, coat on, shoes on and the phone rings.

Him..Hi its xxxx I've been before can I come over and see you?' (No name with his number so he's not a regular or anyone I remember)
Me...I'm about to step out with the dogs I can be back and ready in 45 minutes.
Him..Oh I wanted to come over in half an hour.
Me...I cant do in half an hour.
Him Ok we will have to leave it then.

Even though its been quiet this month and I could have took the leads off and walked them later I refuse to be rushing or pandering to punters who expect me to be sitting around ready to entertain them at 5 minutes notice. I've always asked punters to allow me an hour to cover me having to do other things and for preparing for them. If I can be ready sooner I will say so but to phone up and expect an almost instant booking especially from someone who's not a regular really pisses me off.


The other week I was sat at home just enjoying a bit of peace with a nice cup of tea and a client rings (never seen him before) He asked if I was available in half an hours time, I said I could do 40 minutes time? (It takes me 20 mins on a good day to get to my work flat but it was school leaving time so I knew it would be more like 30 mins to get there allowing for traffic leaving me 10 minutes to get ready) He said ok then. I poured my tea down the sink and set off, got all ready and he called 2 minutes before the due time, Me: What number are you at? Him: "I've just called to say the cash machine has eaten my card" Me: Well don't contact me again" Him: Puts phone down. I knew he was just being a cunt because of the extra 10 minutes, I mean who only has one card and why leave getting the money out until the very last minute  ???...Asshole!!!  :FF


The only thing I could think of was what a waste of a good cup of tea lol