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Nora batty

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1515 on: 27 January 2017, 10:32:53 am »
After reverse oral the guy uses my duvet cover to wipe his mouth.  He didn't try it on the sly, was very bold about it.  So I asked him does he wipe his dick on the curtains too?  Tramps!
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Lucie268

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1516 on: 28 January 2017, 11:09:50 am »
Coming out the shower without drying off, dripping like a wet dog and then going straight for me completely soaked.

As an extension, washing their dick and balls but not drying them properly so their whole crotch area smells of mildew.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1517 on: 31 January 2017, 10:12:22 pm »
This one has probably been mentioned already but..

When repeat clients start sending emails general and unnecessary chit chat on the run up to bookings, especially when they're long emails and take a good few minutes to read and then reply to! Why can't they just be straight forward?

It makes me feel like I'm dating them and that's the last thing I bloody want, in the job or outside of the job!  :FF Ha
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1518 on: 02 February 2017, 02:52:32 pm »
When clients try to give me oral and miss the clit completely and just tongue the mound in front of it I am going to give on a anatomy lesson soon I do not understand how they get into their 50's and have no knowledge of the female body!!!

Rant over
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xSweetCheeksx

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1519 on: 03 February 2017, 02:30:51 pm »
Quote from: nemature on 02 February 2017, 02:52:32 pm
When clients try to give me oral and miss the clit completely and just tongue the mound in front of it I am going to give on a anatomy lesson soon I do not understand how they get into their 50's and have no knowledge of the female body!!!

Rant over
So true! I've got a regular who thinks he's amazing at oral but i fake it every single time. He's about 50 and literally just sticks his tongue up the actual vagina, goes absolutely no where near the clit area, not that i care as i just humour them and fake it but as you say, how do they get to the age of around 50 and not have a clue. No wonder some of the wives give them non.
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xSweetCheeksx

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1520 on: 03 February 2017, 02:38:44 pm »
Quote from: MelissaS on 31 January 2017, 10:12:22 pm
This one has probably been mentioned already but..

When repeat clients start sending emails general and unnecessary chit chat on the run up to bookings, especially when they're long emails and take a good few minutes to read and then reply to! Why can't they just be straight forward?

It makes me feel like I'm dating them and that's the last thing I bloody want, in the job or outside of the job!  :FF Ha
This really grates on my nerves! I actually have one sending me poetry now  :FF

Something that really gets on my nerves and it happened again today. Client asks "how many people do you see" or "how many have you got lined up today?". I honestly feel like  saying 'non of your fucking business!'.
I think it's just so rude.
I said to the guy who asked today 'sorry but i prefer to keep that to myself' to which he said 'ok no problem, just wanted to know how much you make'.  .... again, non of your fucking business!  >:(
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1521 on: 05 February 2017, 02:58:44 pm »
Quote from: xSweetCheeksx on 03 February 2017, 02:38:44 pm
This really grates on my nerves! I actually have one sending me poetry now  :FF

Something that really gets on my nerves and it happened again today. Client asks "how many people do you see" or "how many have you got lined up today?". I honestly feel like  saying 'non of your fucking business!'.
I think it's just so rude.
I said to the guy who asked today 'sorry but i prefer to keep that to myself' to which he said 'ok no problem, just wanted to know how much you make'.  .... again, non of your fucking business!  >:(

Lol honestly it'd hurt them to know you probably make a lot more than they do. These are always pointless questions you get from clients though, I think some guys just desperately want to be one of your inner circle and know about your life when really it's not as exciting and amazing as they think.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1522 on: 05 February 2017, 06:06:44 pm »
Quote from: xSweetCheeksx on 05 November 2014, 06:06:10 pm
Ugh! Had to sign off early today cause I've lost motivation after my last one  :(
He was so full on and made me feel sick. I was seriously lacking motivation through out the whole thing. When he was kissing me he may as well have just swallowed me cause he was trying to snog my whole face off and slobbering everywhere then he was really rough, I had to tell him to calm down. He was one of those that are too full on and a real jobs worth.
Feel bad for signing off early but had 3 bookings today and he just totally ruined my motivation not to mention made me sore and used 4 condoms!!!!!

Kissing where they basically try and eat your face and dibble over you is my pet HATE!!!
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1523 on: 05 February 2017, 07:50:36 pm »
Quote from: Charlie_20x on 05 February 2017, 06:06:44 pm
Kissing where they basically try and eat your face and dibble over you is my pet HATE!!!

During my last tour I saved a guy in my phone as "slobbery cheese breath"
I have no idea what is wrong with these guys.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1524 on: 06 February 2017, 02:16:44 am »
I told a regulasr I wasn't working for a few sdays due to a death in my family. He replied
"Aw babe, let me cheer you up with my cock"

Words fail me.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1525 on: 06 February 2017, 11:55:31 am »
Quote from: BJC on 06 February 2017, 02:16:44 am
I told a regulasr I wasn't working for a few sdays due to a death in my family. He replied
"Aw babe, let me cheer you up with my cock"

Words fail me.

100 percent proof guys think with their cocks. Sorry for your loss xx
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1526 on: 06 February 2017, 01:42:24 pm »
Quote from: Charlie_20x on 05 February 2017, 06:06:44 pm
Kissing where they basically try and eat your face and dibble over you is my pet HATE!!!
Same and when they slobber on my neck also. Can't stand the thought of someone's saliva drying into me  :-X
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1527 on: 06 February 2017, 02:22:58 pm »
Quote from: BJC on 06 February 2017, 02:16:44 am
I told a regulasr I wasn't working for a few sdays due to a death in my family. He replied
"Aw babe, let me cheer you up with my cock"

Words fail me.

Shit like this is so telling how they view you and I'm guessing human being is very far down the list
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1528 on: 06 February 2017, 02:30:12 pm »
Quote from: BJC on 06 February 2017, 02:16:44 am
I told a regulasr I wasn't working for a few sdays due to a death in my family. He replied
"Aw babe, let me cheer you up with my cock"

Words fail me.

What a complete and utter wanker  >:(

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1529 on: 06 February 2017, 03:17:43 pm »
Quote from: BJC on 06 February 2017, 02:16:44 am
I told a regulasr I wasn't working for a few sdays due to a death in my family. He replied
"Aw babe, let me cheer you up with my cock"

Words fail me.

Just shows how utterly disgusting and selfish they are. I have one at the moment who is complaining about his wife being grumpy and tired (she just had surgery for cancer a few weeks ago and is currently undergoing intense radiotherapy - she's not even recovered from the surgery!). I've really put him in his place about his comments/attitude towards her, so now he's less vocal about it, but it's comments like these that make me really despise some men.
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