I have some very cool guys as my regs also I agree that some of them make me feel sick and I don't particularly like them, sometimes I make faces at them while they are going down on me! Childish I know but it makes me laugh inside. Am I the only one that does this?

No I've done this too haha! A client who claimed he had made every escort orgasm through oral and bragged about his cock being magical, he was so delusional. He really got my back up so I let him know that not every technique works on every girl and every girl likes different things in the bedroom. He was having none of it and went down on me intending to orgasm, I was making the funniest of faces, rolling my eyes even silently giggling!

When he came back up he said "You haven't come yet" and I told him straight "the technique you're using does nothing for me" he didn't understand at all lol! Those kind of clients need to come back down to reality and he sure did at that point!

Asking for the location when it's on my profile & they've actually read it & repeat it back to me. WFT is that all about  It's in XXX (postcode area) 5 minutes walking distance from X landmark. Do you know where that that? Yes. So why bloody ask then if you already know!?!  I want to shout;
 "You get the precise location when you actually have an appointment. Mind your own effin business for now".

Share too much personal information and/or become needy/clingy leading up to the booking.

Had a client message in September asking for an appointment in October. Told him to book and leave contact details and once he had I would provide my own. He sent a spiel about his marriage and how when his wife's carer confirmed she was available he would book etcetc. Didn't hear anything further from him until mid October (past the inital date he asked for.) This time he apologised for not being in touch and followed with an essay about why, how his wife had been in his hospital and could he book for november now.

Again told him to book and provide contact details and I would provide mine. He did so, and it was confirmed he would contact me on the day of the booking when he set off. Logged in to AW a few days later to find an email saying things like he hopes I will be a good girl for him, October has been too long, not long to go, hopes I have my toys out etcetc...Everything had already been covered that needed to be, so I didn't answer it.

Logged in this morning to find two emails, the first saying I hadn't accepted his booking request is there a problem (He had already mentioned this prior and I had told him that I do not confirm meets until they have taken place.) the second saying as he had not heard from me he is worried he will be let down, he needs a response to his booking request or from tomorrow he would look elsewhere. The booking wasn't until the 8th next week.

My reply:

Hi xxx,

A rating for a booking isn't accessable until it is confirmed and I do not confirm a meet has took place until it has taken place, only schedule it as I mentioned earlier. I also can not access adultwork daily as is mentioned on my profile hence only replying just now.

Given the date of your last message I assume you have since looked elsewhere for a booking.

Best wishes.

~H

Think I had a lucky escape there, I can't be doing with clingy clients and his obsession with being able to leave a positive or negative rating didn't sit well with me. Now I'm just waiting for the negative feedback only I'm sure will come my way when he is able to leave it!
 

I hate it when they say 'I can be there in 10 minutes!' and I tell them no, make it half an hour and then they still get late 

Ok this is what I hate ...when they lay on the bed on their backs and hold their legs apart as if suggesting I lick their arse which I'm not doing , I always think they look like a baby wanting their nappy changed. Or doing that thing we/I did when I was little , hold your ankles and roll around like a triangle !
I just think they look really dreadful , especially as I don't offer rimming or anything like it .

Oh God, I laughed so hard at that. My favourite punter does this - he always showers first but I've always thought - Oh dear - he looks like a baby wanting nappy changed. Thought it was just him that did this. I'm on top of him doing 69, and he has lifted his legs right up, so if I looked (and I keep my eyes shut at that bit) I'd be able to see his bumbits. Yeuk.

Ewww, lol! Honestly, the things we see and hear!!

One of my semi regulars just annoyed me. All I did was ask him a question that I was interested about in his life and (I've felt this coming lately so was kind of prepared) while I was giving him a BJ, he started doing that thing where they think they know you and want a relationship. And then - (and he is now barred), he kept asking if he could just put his bellend in (his words) for a few seconds - even for extra cash. On and on he went!

Other things clients do to annoy me: Asking me to look into their eyes (no chance), asking me to put something on in particular, giving me old five pound notes, hanging around for a chat, breathing....

'Regular' client who I've been doing a 15 minute quickie with for ?50 for years texts at 2.20pm to ask if "I'm around" (which annoys me to start with!)

Me: Yes got someone at 3.15 for an hour though

Him: Can you do quick wank and facial at 3pm?

Me: Can't do facial as my clients due at 3.15! Can do wank and cum on tits?

Him: How much love?

Me: ?50



Then no reply at all!! Next time he contacts me and asks the price it will be double if he wants to play silly cunts!!!