Ok this is what I hate ...when they lay on the bed on their backs and hold their legs apart as if suggesting I lick their arse which I'm not doing , I always think they look like a baby wanting their nappy changed. Or doing that thing we/I did when I was little , hold your ankles and roll around like a triangle !
I just think they look really dreadful , especially as I don't offer rimming or anything like it .
Apart from one guy who wanted my covered vibrator up his arse ,he'd never done before and was insistent even though I said it might hurt/ be uncomfortable, oh no 'Mr Macho' said " oh I'll be fine just give too me blah blah blah"plus it's not exactly a big vibrator in fact it's like average life size...lubed up got it past the first sphincter kept checking he was alright , then he was screaming " quick get it out , GET IT OUT " seriously about an inch and a half in" What a Pratt he nearly shit himself ha xxx
