1 - Entire days spent taking loads of bookings and ALL of them cancelling or no showing so you're sat around all day making no money and going out of your mind..  Seems to be happening a lot lately

2 - people who explicitly agree to your services when booking then arrive and say they completely ignored you on the phone because you're just a hooker and why would they listen to you.

3. Can you just get naked so I can make sure I like it before I pay..

4. Stands screaming in hotel reception that they're here and want your room number

5. Want a booking now, you say you can be ready in 15mins and they say no they want now.. They couldn't possibly be right outside..

6. I want a discount because I had to pay for parking

7. 'I speak not good English..  My friend make book.' when they're already here and had their friend pretend to be the client so you would book them

8. Do you have any diseases? Are you sure? Did you shower?

9. Toilet roll stuck in the bum

10. Can I do anal? No. Come on I really want to. NO. All the other girls do it. I don't care I don't. Come on.. NO. (starts trying to do it anyway)..  (substitute anal for BB OWO or anything else you don't do!

When they seem surprised that they have to pay like ?2 to park despite it stating clearly on my profile that I am in the city centre..willing to pay ?100 for a shag but dismayed at having to pay to park..

When they go into the drawer next to your bed and start rooting round for toys/poppers/baby oil whatever.Er tell me what you want and I'll get it if I have it you ignorant twat!

I had a guy a few weeks ago that kept making really shit jokes the whole way through then singing / doing impersonations and taking phone calls for a large amount of an hour booking.....I've got neighbors to worry about!

He rang yesterday needless to say I wouldn't see him again for double my rate 

When they go into the drawer next to your bed and start rooting round for toys/poppers/baby oil whatever.Er tell me what you want and I'll get it if I have it you ignorant twat!

I'm considering filing my drawers with thumb tacs just to teach them a lesson. If we went to an outcall to their place and went through their mail,drawers,wardrobes etc they'd freak out and accuse us of trying to steal. One guy the other day was going through my clothes like "Lemme see what outfits you have to wear" No fuck off twat if you wanted to request an outfit you should have discussed it with me when you made the booking. Tell him to not go through my stuff and he just shrugs and goes to sit down on the bed then opens the bedside draw and  rummages around in it. I close it and tell him to stop again and he laughs at me. He stopped when I threatened to throw him out but he just had this stupid grin on his face. Not accepting bookings from him again saved under "Sir Touchalot"

They seem to believe that money speaks to us regardless of their poor and antisocial behavior. Because we are hookers, they seem to assume that we tolerate things that (civvies women wouldn't) to get money.  They don't realise we are not any different!  No manners no service!

couple days  ago, client made booking  via aw... during   sex (in end)  he get outside   of me put his   condom down and  winkle ...  up of my pussy   of course  i jump rolled  down  of bed and  cover my pussy...  he cum  around my  bed (amazing) ...  after  the meeting  he send me  good feedbacks and after a lot of  txt and  aw messages,  when   i will leave him  good  feedbacks  because he  deserve it  because  he know  how to treat  girl .. (don't know  if he mean licking  like  dog or wheat ever .. anyway next txt  i ended u message in aw please  be  honest  i have couple questions .....

Hello Beautiful
I have some questions for you regarding sex and i want you to be very honest with me please Some women told me they do not want to finger their pussy because it is sensitive ! I do not know what is that , is it because it's painful ?
You remember when i finger and licked your pussy you ask me to do it slower , is it because it was hurting you or you just did not want me to make you cum ? I thought if i will increase speed i could make you cumming and squirting If a client will make you cum can you see other clients after this or do you need more time to recover ? How does it work ? One day i have visited a girl and she was cumming on my cock , it was great my cock was wet with her pussy juice but she did not want me to make her cum again she said to me that she will want to see more clients after me ! At my first number with you i have tried to cum and spray all over your pussy but you did not allow me , you covered your pussy with your hand ! I love to cum and spray over pussy it is so sensual and sexy ! Some girls accept this fantasy with me other do not ! Can you get pregnant if i will cum over your pussy ( but not inside !! ) Can you please be honest and give me straight answers to my questions? Would you be able o leave your pussy more hairy next time , i want a hairy pussy , most of them are shaven nowadays ! ) I like you so much if i would have been rich i would have come to you everyday , but i do want to see you again one day ! Take care of you , Michael



i cant  believe ....

Coming by taxi and not arranging to have one pick them up after. So they have to call one after the booking and then expecting to wait around inside my house. Er no, time up, out you go!