Had to cancel someone recently as came on my period and it was really heavy. He text me and said he could come round just for a social to give me cuddles and kisses etc for an hour. He's a regular so I thought it would be an easy way to make some extra money with someone trustworthy. Text him back saying it sounded lovely and I'd offer him a discount seeing as no sex of any kind would be involved. His response "I didn't realise it would have to be a "transaction". If you decide you want some company later and someone to rub your tummy for you then you know where I am".

Grrrrr - why do certain clients assume we'd ever want to see them for free? He's old enough to be my grandad and I've never ever lead him to believe that I might have feelings for him or want to be his friend outside of escorting in anyway. It's as if because I give a good performance during bookings they think it's the best sex I've ever experienced and I'd happily spend time with them for free.

Because he's a cheeky cunt, what part of the word 'escort' doesn't he understand!? He's just trying it on. I bet the thought of him popping round for free to 'rub your tummy' makes you cringe, it would me lol :-)

I've noticed lately that potential clients are getting snotty when you politely turn their booking down.Today for example I had a guy ring and he asked alot of questions which I did answer politely such as what does swallow at discretion mean,would you swallow the second time I meet you,can I cross dress,can I have a gfe,can I see you this afternoon,if I want to book can I ring on the day (a minute ago he wanted this afternoon)he then asked if I do everything on my enjoys list followed by do I enjoy escorting or do I do it for the money...at this point I said I felt that was a question too far and I was going to end the conversation.2 mins later he sent a snotty text saying he was nervous and I'd disrespected him and he had wanted to spend his hardearned cash on me.I mean for gods sake!
Sent him a text back telling him I had been very respectful but felt i comfortable with some of his questions and didn't wish to continue being grilled.I added that the fact he had just got extremely snotty for no real reason meant my gut was right and he was very welcome to take his hardearned cash and poor attitude elsewhere.Jesus why bother carrying on just because someone doesn't want to meet or discuss totally nosy and odd things!

Quote from: katrina on 23 April 2016, 04:06:31 pm

Quote from: Nia Hope on 17 April 2016, 07:52:25 pm

When they text and if you don't reply immediately they text question marks, so rude.

Text received at 10.50 last night: Available now

I ignored it then another text from him at 11pm: ??

The odd thing is some of these irritating wankers arnt even available it's their bullshit messages I just have to ignore

Yes they probably just send the same stupid text out to see if anyone replies with no intention of actually booking anyone.

Fucking PERSONAL QUESTIONS, man.

I've been quizzed so many times recently as to why my working hours are what they are.  It is literally NONE OF THEIR BUSINESS. None.  I can sort of forgive it in person because it's sometimes just small talk, and they might be nervous and blurt it out without really thinking.  But on the phone, when they demand a certain time and I say no i don't work past X time.  And they are like, why? and then sound all pissed off that I won't do what they want or explain why.

I just want to write I OWE YOU NOTHING on my forehead

I have a regular who has a small penis, not what I would call a micro, but not much length or girth. 

His favorite position is us on our sides and him entering from behind.  It's not a condom issue with him, he is big enough for it to stay on, BUT he pulls out too far and falls out and then has to be guided back in...  again and again and again. 

For some reason this annoys the shit out of me.  I've tried to manipulate my body in all sorts of contorted positions to keep him inside of me long enough for him to cum but it gets old. 

I know he's paying me and it's not as if he's asking me to do anything I don't offer but grrrrrrr, I want to scream "do you NOT understand why this position is NOT working?"    Rant over...

Why don't you tell him the position isn't working ?

When they ask your rates and when I say "They are all on the profile" and they say "Are you're ?130 an hour"

Why ask!

Quote from: Nia Hope on 02 May 2016, 04:21:17 pm

When they ask your rates and when I say "They are all on the profile" and they say "Are you're ?130 an hour"

Why ask!

I have, in the past, quoted a higher price than is on my profile. Almost always they came back with "Aha! But here it says it's 120!"

Sometimes I would say "That's the price for people who don't ask stupid questions."

Good answer, I'm gonna do that next time x

I'm tired of the long lengthy emails stating a load of old boring nonsense plus  no bookings at all requested
Or asking when I'm visiting their town like I'd go all the way to some god forsaken place based on a damn strangers request