When they spray half a bottle of cheap aftershave down their boxers

WHY 

This! Ugh, the taste...

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When they spray half a bottle of cheap aftershave down their boxers

WHY 

To cover the fact those shot hairs haven't seen of felt water since Adam dressed! Yuck!

Ahh! I've had a few guys email saying 'not sure if you're doing incalls today, your profile's a bit unclear' - it isn't unclear! I list all the days I'm free, clearly mark 'Incalls @ X station' on certain days. Obviously when I'm not doing incalls I'm only available for outcalls. Well, I think it's fairly obvious  I've now put a little note on my profile stating that when I'm not doing incalls I can only do outcalls obviously. How dense are they?

It's not really a client because he won't be booking, but I had an email from one who expected to have the run of my entire flat which really irked me more than it should have, for some reason.

My living room and kitchen area is private; it's not decorated yet and looks a tip, but I also keep my handbag and computer in there and it's where I relax and eat my lunch so the talk of starting off on the sofa then 'moving on to the bedroom' without asking if this was OK just needled me. I've had others go wandering off and peering through doorways despite the bathroom being the next door from the bedroom too - I wouldn't do that at somebody's house?

Quote from: amy on 26 November 2014, 08:51:27 pm

It's not really a client because he won't be booking, but I had an email from one who expected to have the run of my entire flat which really irked me more than it should have, for some reason.

My living room and kitchen area is private; it's not decorated yet and looks a tip, but I also keep my handbag and computer in there and it's where I relax and eat my lunch so the talk of starting off on the sofa then 'moving on to the bedroom' without asking if this was OK just needled me. I've had others go wandering off and peering through doorways despite the bathroom being the next door from the bedroom too - I wouldn't do that at somebody's house?

I'm exactly the same! I've sometimes thought of getting a two-bedroom flat just so that I can use my lounge for entertaining clients and then use the second bedroom as my rats' nest/lair where I fuck around on my laptop and throw makeup hither and yon.

Me three. I have a regular who likes to start off downstairs, even to the point of moving my living room furniture around! He's a sweetie, and I don't mind having a drink and a natter on my sofa, but it does get a bit much. In the spring/summer, I may start closing the door to my living room and kitchen, so they're just naturally guided right up the stairs, unless it's a longer booking.

Quote from: amy on 26 November 2014, 08:51:27 pm

It's not really a client because he won't be booking, but I had an email from one who expected to have the run of my entire flat which really irked me more than it should have, for some reason.

My living room and kitchen area is private; it's not decorated yet and looks a tip, but I also keep my handbag and computer in there and it's where I relax and eat my lunch so the talk of starting off on the sofa then 'moving on to the bedroom' without asking if this was OK just needled me. I've had others go wandering off and peering through doorways despite the bathroom being the next door from the bedroom too - I wouldn't do that at somebody's house?

No it isn't just you who is irked by this. The cheek! I hate clients going into any space that isn't theirs. I feel like it is a violation. Or am just being a prima donna?

I totally agree with you ladies and same here. 

I also have a balcony which I barely go out on, let alone have clients out there and it's been hinted to me on more then one occasion that we play out there (despite the fact there are lots of flats opposite with a bloody good view).

As you say, they wouldn't do it to most people but seem to see us in a completely different category to most human beings! 

It's a stupid ego thing  in my opinion - they want to get more then they think the other punters are getting.

Yep, add me to the list!

I moved my family pictures into the living room for a reason, I don't want some client going, oh I know him, is that your dad!? Awkward! Plus, my kitchen is almost always disorganized. When they go to the Bank or the docs, I'm pretty sure they don't just go around snooping and opening doors to other rooms!

It's just plain rude and an invasion of privacy! I'm pretty sure they wouldn't be happy if we cased their house on an outcall! Lol xox

My worst one I think ever is when they put their hands either side of your head when you are giving them oral and basically force you to give them controlled deep oral (they control it and not you)  - not only does it squash your ears and mess your hair up it is very uncomfortable on the tonsils and I start heaving.
Had some guy do this recently - will not meet anyone again who does this - doesn't happen very often, but is just my big hate - am sure this topic has been covered before - but just thought would post it again. x

I call them head grabbers/pushers. I find soo many clients think it's an okay thing to do and it really annoys me. I have found a way of arching my tongue though so they can't push it further in but it's still uncomfortable and disrespectful.