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Re: They said what???
« Reply #810 on: 21 February 2020, 12:27:02 am »
Quote from: Philipa on 20 February 2020, 09:32:09 pm
Message from a fantasist (with a dress fetish):

“Hi. I’ll be coming to London for the last week of February. I would love to see you for the week. There will be several business dinners and after dinner events. I need a well dressed woman on my arm. I assume that there is a fixed price? Because there will be several dinner parties followed by after dinner parties I will pay you £8000 for the week and a £2000 dress allowance so you can buy several dresses. One needs to be a floor length gown. Are you willing to go to an Embassy dinner in London? You really will look good on my arm. Will you pick out some dresses? We need to dress nicely for a few parties. And some outfits to go out. I’m looking forward to being alone with you.”

Today he updated me,

"I have some disappointing news. The deal I've been working on is in contractual limbo. I am very sorry because I was looking forward to the parties and seeing you in your dress. I would like to take you out to dinner one day if that is alright with you. I'm very sorry for all the time you put in dress shopping this week."

Oh darn it! I went shopping for gowns and dresses all for nothing!  ;D hahaha.


Think he’s watched Pretty Woman too many times!
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Re: They said what???
« Reply #811 on: 21 February 2020, 06:51:26 am »
Quote from: Mirror on 20 February 2020, 09:40:10 pm
What do you do if within a booking a punter ask if you are really pleased to find he's 'young, good looking and well endowed' (his words)?

Has happened with someone without the 'young' or 'well endowed' - just 'What's it like to have a good looking punter?' whilst I was popping out the room for a second.
What sort of response was he expecting?!
Seems a funny thing to say-I would start laughing
Maybe say, "yup sure am glad to meet a good lookin punter like you!" :o

When he says on the phone he is good looking and endowed that is usually pretext for a discount freebies or services I don't do.. I am pleased when they are good looking and don't act entitled

Quote from: saltysweet on 20 February 2020, 10:28:27 pm
'i'll let you know when i get one'... :)

Great response haha
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Re: They said what???
« Reply #812 on: 21 February 2020, 08:43:41 am »
Quote from: Philipa on 20 February 2020, 09:32:09 pm
Message from a fantasist (with a dress fetish):

“Hi. I’ll be coming to London for the last week of February. I would love to see you for the week. There will be several business dinners and after dinner events. I need a well dressed woman on my arm. I assume that there is a fixed price? Because there will be several dinner parties followed by after dinner parties I will pay you £8000 for the week and a £2000 dress allowance so you can buy several dresses. One needs to be a floor length gown. Are you willing to go to an Embassy dinner in London? You really will look good on my arm. Will you pick out some dresses? We need to dress nicely for a few parties. And some outfits to go out. I’m looking forward to being alone with you.”

Today he updated me,

"I have some disappointing news. The deal I've been working on is in contractual limbo. I am very sorry because I was looking forward to the parties and seeing you in your dress. I would like to take you out to dinner one day if that is alright with you. I'm very sorry for all the time you put in dress shopping this week."

Oh darn it! I went shopping for gowns and dresses all for nothing!  ;D hahaha.



Sounds like the guy who contacted me, but he has honed his spiel a bit, a dress allowance wasn't a part of my payment.
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CelesteManchester

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #813 on: 21 February 2020, 02:07:19 pm »
Quote from: Philipa on 21 February 2020, 06:51:26 am
What sort of response was he expecting?!
Seems a funny thing to say-I would start laughing
Maybe say, "yup sure am glad to meet a good lookin punter like you!" :o

When he says on the phone he is good looking and endowed that is usually pretext for a discount freebies or services I don't do.. I am pleased when they are good looking and don't act entitled

Great response haha

I dunno, what's it like to be with a good looking escort?😂😂😂
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Re: They said what???
« Reply #814 on: 21 February 2020, 04:18:47 pm »
Quote from: Mirror on 20 February 2020, 09:40:10 pm
What do you do if within a booking a punter ask if you are really pleased to find he's 'young, good looking and well endowed' (his words)?

Has happened with someone without the 'young' or 'well endowed' - just 'What's it like to have a good looking punter?' whilst I was popping out the room for a second.
I have had this but not in actual booking, more on the phone. I just said " I prefer modest and less arrogant clients myself, anyway Mr Brad Pitt, I am sure if you are all of those things then you can get a booty call from Tinder can't you?" :)
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Re: They said what???
« Reply #815 on: 21 February 2020, 06:57:02 pm »
During dinner on an overnight booking:

"I love your confidence. I find it really attractive to see you approach in your glasses and jeans, like you really don't care what people think, you are happy in yourself"  :-\

I have known this client for several years now, so I think it was a genuine compliment, but maybe I didn't get the dress code memo? 🤔
(he was in very similar attire)
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« Reply #816 on: 21 February 2020, 08:51:01 pm »
A dilemma over a tempting offer "Half massage fee for half hour pegging, young and stay hard but a bit broke".....
Ok never mind my 80 min round trip journey. 
Yes I was a little clumsy at previous booking saying time was nearly up to cum and would have added on some complimentary minutes but would I get out of bed for this, really not sure
He is very sweet actually
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Re: They said what???
« Reply #817 on: 21 February 2020, 10:03:26 pm »
Quote from: miss mature on 21 February 2020, 08:51:01 pm
A dilemma over a tempting offer "Half massage fee for half hour pegging, young and stay hard but a bit broke".....
Ok never mind my 80 min round trip journey. 
Yes I was a little clumsy at previous booking saying time was nearly up to cum and would have added on some complimentary minutes but would I get out of bed for this, really not sure
He is very sweet actually

It's the damn traveling that's killing me!😡 That's why I don't offer outcalls of any less than 90 minutes, bc these days it takes a *minimum* of 30 to just GET to them & 30 to get home. I haven't yet, but am seriously considering upping my uber charge to $100 (currently it's $50) to offset my time I spend just fucking sitting in the damn car.

"That's too much *moan whine*. I don't want to pay that much."

Then come to me, you bozo.

"I don't have a car."

Take Uber (you fool). That's how *I* would've gotten to *you*.

"Oh. I didn't think of that."

(Clearly.)
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« Reply #818 on: 25 February 2020, 02:59:07 pm »
A phone call from a prospective client:

Him: “I like my escorts to look classy, not dress like a hooker”

Me: “Sorry what did you say?”

Him - repeats what he said.

Me: “Sorry don’t think I can see you, I don’t like the implication”

Him: “What did I say I didn’t mean to offend you?”

Me - repeated what he said

Him: “No I said I don’t want you to wear rubber”

Me: “So sorry shall we start again! I don’t wear latex”

He turned up and was fine, we laughed about the bad phone line and misinterpretation!
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CelesteManchester

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« Reply #819 on: 25 February 2020, 03:47:50 pm »
Happened last night.
Me, working my magic. "Let me know when you're ready for the condom."

Him:"You do Greek right?"

"Sure, there's an additional XYZ donation."

"Is the Greek covered or bareback?"

completely flabbergasted

"Me: Why wouldn't we use a condom?"

Him: "You know, I really don't have an answer for that."

Me: "Why wouldn't we use a condom?"

Him: "I see your point."

So it was ok to use 1 for vaginal sex, but you want BB for the higher risk anal? I'm still SMH on this. Is it possible in this day & age someone truly isn't aware of the whole HIV/BB/anal thing? Completely blown away.

It's things like this that make me have no faith in the human race. Sigh.
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Re: They said what???
« Reply #820 on: 25 February 2020, 03:54:52 pm »
Quote from: CelesteManchester on 25 February 2020, 03:47:50 pm
Happened last night.
Me, working my magic. "Let me know when you're ready for the condom."

Him:"You do Greek right?"

"Sure, there's an additional XYZ donation."

"Is the Greek covered or bareback?"

completely flabbergasted

"Me: Why wouldn't we use a condom?"

Him: "You know, I really don't have an answer for that."

Me: "Why wouldn't we use a condom?"

Him: "I see your point."

So it was ok to use 1 for vaginal sex, but you want BB for the higher risk anal? I'm still SMH on this. Is it possible in this day & age someone truly isn't aware of the whole HIV/BB/anal thing? Completely blown away.

It's things like this that make me have no faith in the human race. Sigh.

Had a discussion with a regular about this some years ago, he was recommending vaseline as lubricant for anal. I pointed out vaseline can reduce strength of latex condoms, imagine my horror when he said we don't need to use condoms and 'HIV is for gays'.

Now someone I will not accept bookings from, not only because of this - combination of issues. Mostly subtle delivered with arrogance.
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miss mature

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #821 on: 25 February 2020, 07:23:15 pm »
I am so honoured....

"Hi,

Apologies for the unsolicited message, I was browsing.... in search of models for our next project in the ....
I'm not sure if you know my work but you might recognise my stage name Ben Dover?

We are currently working on some new kink content for a new branch of our site and was wondering if you'd be interested in working with us?
The scenes will be quite extreme so I would need to understand your limits, but from what I have seen you may be ideal for these shoots.  We can even keep your face out of shots if that is an issue for you.

If you are interested you can contact me on my email simon@.......
Kind regards
Simon James Honey"

 :FF  So Mr Ben Dover himself, how can anyone refuse  ::) Plonker
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miss mature

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« Reply #822 on: 25 February 2020, 07:37:39 pm »
Oh hold on it may not be quite the con I thought it was.  Sent his email address if required.  Apologies Simon if you are the real one... :angel:
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Re: They said what???
« Reply #823 on: 26 February 2020, 09:04:09 am »
Quote from: CelesteManchester on 25 February 2020, 03:47:50 pm
Happened last night.
Me, working my magic. "Let me know when you're ready for the condom."

Him:"You do Greek right?"

"Sure, there's an additional XYZ donation."

"Is the Greek covered or bareback?"

completely flabbergasted

"Me: Why wouldn't we use a condom?"

Him: "You know, I really don't have an answer for that."

Me: "Why wouldn't we use a condom?"

Him: "I see your point."

So it was ok to use 1 for vaginal sex, but you want BB for the higher risk anal? I'm still SMH on this. Is it possible in this day & age someone truly isn't aware of the whole HIV/BB/anal thing? Completely blown away.

It's things like this that make me have no faith in the human race. Sigh.

You don't think he thought we wear condoms for the 'front bottom' just to prevent little babies do you? 🤔
Bless.
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Mirror

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #824 on: 26 February 2020, 09:21:31 am »
Quote from: Phoenix on 26 February 2020, 09:04:09 am
You don't think he thought we wear condoms for the 'front bottom' just to prevent little babies do you? 🤔
Bless.

Have had some clients think that pregnancy is the main reason for condoms, reassure me it's ok they've had the snip (when we have almost accidentally had bare contact either before or after applying/removing condom. Explained it's for their protection as much as mine, they'd not considered STIs.
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