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Philipa

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #795 on: 07 February 2020, 01:35:26 am »
Quote from: Nadya on 06 February 2020, 06:14:34 pm

"I don't want a professional"

"Ermmm, but that is what I am" ???

"Yes but you know, they are all business, they do it for the money, not like you, you do it for fun"

"No I bloody well DON'T!!!!!"

Seriously, did this Dude really think I would bring along a girlfriend to have sex with him?   :FF

Haha, this is their fantasy; a professional who does it purely for fun
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CelesteManchester

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #796 on: 07 February 2020, 02:08:50 am »
The # of men I get who ask me, "Do you like doing this?" simply astounds me. I find it rude, intrusive & obnoxious, but I've finally hit on what I think is the nearly perfect answer.

"I don't think you can do this job without enjoying it."

Every single man has loved that reply, & it cracks me up bc I haven't answered their ??, & not 1 of them has yet to realize that. I only spoke in generalities, not for myself. I never said a word about what I liked, lol.
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Nadya

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #797 on: 10 February 2020, 06:28:03 pm »
Quote from: Philipa on 07 February 2020, 01:35:26 am
Haha, this is their fantasy; a professional who does it purely for fun

That bloke lives in Lala land, every now and again he pops up and asks if I can host when he knows very well that I am outcall only.  He honestly thinks I am a swinger who just asks for money when I fancy buying a posh handbag or something.

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Philipa

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« Reply #798 on: 11 February 2020, 08:37:26 pm »
Quote from: CelesteManchester on 07 February 2020, 02:08:50 am
The # of men I get who ask me, "Do you like doing this?" simply astounds me. I find it rude, intrusive & obnoxious, but I've finally hit on what I think is the nearly perfect answer.

"I don't think you can do this job without enjoying it."
Thats a good answer to shut them up!  ;D
Quote from: Nadya on 10 February 2020, 06:28:03 pm
He honestly thinks I am a swinger who just asks for money when I fancy buying a posh handbag or something.


I'm so tempted to write, "I'm a free spirited swinger who does this for fun," on my profile that will fuel their fantasy  :P

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Nadya

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #799 on: 12 February 2020, 03:27:15 pm »
Quote from: Philipa on 11 February 2020, 08:37:26 pm
Thats a good answer to shut them up!  ;DI'm so tempted to write, "I'm a free spirited swinger who does this for fun," on my profile that will fuel their fantasy  :P

Mwahahaha....yes it would. 

My profile is full enough of sark though, they either don't get it or think it is hilarious.  So I am definitely going to add something about my need for a posh handbag or a sports car or something.

(No, I can't drive and I don't care for designer bags, ain't nothing goin on but the rent....)
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CelesteManchester

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« Reply #800 on: 12 February 2020, 04:02:59 pm »
Quote from: Nadya on 12 February 2020, 03:27:15 pm
Mwahahaha....yes it would. 

My profile is full enough of sark though, they either don't get it or think it is hilarious.  So I am definitely going to add something about my need for a posh handbag or a sports car or something.

(No, I can't drive and I don't care for designer bags, ain't nothing goin on but the rent....)
Hahaha! Got to have a J O B if you wanna be with me....
There's a blast from the past lol
*runs to YouTube*💃🕺
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Nadya

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« Reply #801 on: 14 February 2020, 01:57:30 pm »
I read that and watched the video.  I honestly didn't know what the singer looked like.  SO weird, I still know all the lyrics though. :angel:
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CelesteManchester

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #802 on: 18 February 2020, 02:46:11 pm »
Smh. Early morning fuckery from a client.
Texting with him, he asks for a 1/2 hour, but wants me to drop down from X amount to Y amount.
Nope.
He hems & haws, finally agrees. I give him the hotel info etc etc. He then proceeds (unasked) to send me a face picture with the following:
"Great, will call when I get there per your instructions. Don't you think the Y rate is a better deal now after seeing my face?"

My answer: (you guys!!!! I'm trying SO HARD with my NY resolution to be a nicer Celeste!!! So hard! This kind of thing makes it impossible)
"I think Z (much higher) amount would be even better with a bag over your head."

Cos, you know, I'm in this just to meet good looking men🙄🙄🙄.
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Philipa

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #803 on: 18 February 2020, 04:50:24 pm »
Quote from: CelesteManchester on 18 February 2020, 02:46:11 pm
He then proceeds (unasked) to send me a face picture with the following:
"Great, will call when I get there per your instructions. Don't you think the Y rate is a better deal now after seeing my face?"

My answer: (you guys!!!! I'm trying SO HARD with my NY resolution to be a nicer Celeste!!! So hard! This kind of thing makes it impossible)
"I think Z (much higher) amount would be even better with a bag over your head."

Cos, you know, I'm in this just to meet good looking men🙄🙄🙄.
Yeah, he got a reality check  ;D Anytime a man mentions how good looking he is, huge red flag for me
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Curvyambyr

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #804 on: 19 February 2020, 09:26:35 pm »
So I'm off AW this week and it's very clear on my profile that I'm not back till next Monday. I check my escort phone today and see this nonsense in my inbox  ::)

"Hello kofi here I host adult events for a London ebony based crowd. I had a stripper cancel on me today. I am looking for someone to take her place.
This is a adult sex party in a secret location in east London. I will need you there from 11:30 to go on stage at 12:00 sharp. You will have to get FULLY NUDE and interact with my audience and my other female stripper.
The price is £100-£120 for a show that last less then 20 minutes but more then 15 minutes
After that you can leave or stay an join in the fun. You will not be allowed to charge any of my audience for dances or sexual acts. If you wish to do this I suggest you leave after your performance
If this is something you might be interested in please email me back as soon as possible"

I wonder if anyone else got a message from this delusional amoeba
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saltysweet

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #805 on: 20 February 2020, 01:16:42 am »
Sounds like a standard normal strip gig. I agree spam is annoying though. :)
« Last Edit: 20 February 2020, 11:41:45 am by saltysweet »
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Philipa

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #806 on: 20 February 2020, 09:32:09 pm »
Message from a fantasist (with a dress fetish):

“Hi. I’ll be coming to London for the last week of February. I would love to see you for the week. There will be several business dinners and after dinner events. I need a well dressed woman on my arm. I assume that there is a fixed price? Because there will be several dinner parties followed by after dinner parties I will pay you £8000 for the week and a £2000 dress allowance so you can buy several dresses. One needs to be a floor length gown. Are you willing to go to an Embassy dinner in London? You really will look good on my arm. Will you pick out some dresses? We need to dress nicely for a few parties. And some outfits to go out. I’m looking forward to being alone with you.”

Today he updated me,

"I have some disappointing news. The deal I've been working on is in contractual limbo. I am very sorry because I was looking forward to the parties and seeing you in your dress. I would like to take you out to dinner one day if that is alright with you. I'm very sorry for all the time you put in dress shopping this week."

Oh darn it! I went shopping for gowns and dresses all for nothing!  ;D hahaha.
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Re: They said what???
« Reply #807 on: 20 February 2020, 09:40:10 pm »
Quote from: Philipa on 18 February 2020, 04:50:24 pm
Yeah, he got a reality check  ;D Anytime a man mentions how good looking he is, huge red flag for me

What do you do if within a booking a punter ask if you are really pleased to find he's 'young, good looking and well endowed' (his words)?

Has happened with someone without the 'young' or 'well endowed' - just 'What's it like to have a good looking punter?' whilst I was popping out the room for a second.
« Last Edit: 20 February 2020, 09:43:25 pm by Mirror »
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saltysweet

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #808 on: 20 February 2020, 10:28:27 pm »
'i'll let you know when i get one'... :)
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Re: They said what???
« Reply #809 on: 20 February 2020, 11:17:43 pm »
Quote from: saltysweet on 20 February 2020, 10:28:27 pm
'i'll let you know when i get one'... :)

Brilliant  ;D
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