Phone call recently, married guy who saw me on his own but desperately wants a threesome "next time".
'Do you have a friend, preferably black'?
"I know a lady, I can ask her"
"What does she look like"?
"Well you can see her pictures and her rates on her profile"
"I don't want a professional"
"Ermmm, but that is what I am"
"Yes but you know, they are all business, they do it for the money, not like you, you do it for fun"
"No I bloody well DON'T!!!!!"
Seriously, did this Dude really think I would bring along a girlfriend to have sex with him?