Author Topic: They said what??? (Read 209913 times)

China_Grl · « **Reply #750 on:** 31 October 2019, 09:09:56 am »

Quote from: betheliz on 30 October 2019, 04:55:48 pm

I am from a country outside the UK and a lot of people book because they like my accent. At the end of a booking, client says 'Look, I gotta be honest, I booked because of the accent and it wasn't as strong as I would've liked... can I get half my money back?"
I was like mate this is the exact same voice I spoke to you on the phone with, if it wasn't strong enough you should've said it back then...

He booked you just to hear you talk, yeah right ..lol

Hope you didn't give any money back

CelesteManchester · « **Reply #751 on:** 31 October 2019, 10:23:32 pm »

I finally got the classic, "When I'm fucking my girlfriend I'm thinking about YOU." line.

I'm so rarely at a loss for words, but I was with this. I wasn't ~ surprisingly ~ angry or anything, I just did not know how to respond. "Thank you"? "Glad to hear"? "Sucks to be you"? Lolol. I just stood there for a minute & then said rather unconvincingly, "That's....hot."

I'm giggling as I type this bc I think he expected me to be, I dunno, grateful? It was weird.

Lushblossom · « **Reply #752 on:** 02 November 2019, 08:28:34 am »

I was sent an email the other day where the guy asked did I get checked regularly did I do the job for fun and how many did I see in a week.

Apparently he was new and had a lot of questions.

Pity the questions are annoying.

EvelynWho · « **Reply #753 on:** 08 November 2019, 11:10:50 am »

Do you have a deposit protection scheme in place to protect me from being scammed by filthy whores who do that?

BBW_Karina · « **Reply #754 on:** 08 November 2019, 11:14:00 am »

Can I see picture of your cock

the f ?

Emmaaa · « **Reply #755 on:** 08 November 2019, 12:54:37 pm »

I don't show my face when advertising and a guy said I sound different. I did tell him that I had to be quiet while answering the front door. I spoke with a lower tone walking through the hallway. He said I sound different to when he talked to me over the phone. I said to him polity what would you like to do now. (Waiting for his response) He decided to leave. I was like okay. Bye.

He phoned me a few minutes later, asking if it is me. I said yes, lovely. He said bye.

I know escorting isn't plain sailing 100% of the time. I will be patient.

neutralC · « **Reply #756 on:** 07 December 2019, 02:53:23 pm »

Quote from: EveWithEve on 16 August 2019, 09:42:44 pm

“I’m similar to you “
Me : how so.
“I get paid cash, that I don’t disclose”
Me : I pay my tax. Only lowlifes don’t. Don’t assume such bullshit about me.
“You swallow cum for money, don’t get noble whore “

Brilliant way to carry on my evening ... what a fucking day.

omg.

Justine · « **Reply #757 on:** 08 December 2019, 06:53:46 pm »

Client I saw first 4 weeks ago then again a week or so later. He booked online and knows fees.

Got a text this afternoon can he see me at 6pm? I replied yes then he asked how much? I told (reminded) him.
His response, Aww I thought it was (20 less than my fee)

I replied no so we better not go ahead. He asked why and when I said I can not offer less than full rate after just 2 meetings,

no response. He is now banned of course.

CelesteManchester · « **Reply #758 on:** 09 December 2019, 02:24:17 am »

Quote from: Justine on 08 December 2019, 06:53:46 pm

Client I saw first 4 weeks ago then again a week or so later. He booked online and knows fees.

Got a text this afternoon can he see me at 6pm? I replied yes then he asked how much? I told (reminded) him.
His response, Aww I thought it was (20 less than my fee)

I replied no so we better not go ahead. He asked why and when I said I can not offer less than full rate after just 2 meetings,

no response. He is now banned of course.

How does 2 meetings make you a regular? *rants* It's like the guy who asked me the 2nd time he called if I offered bareback for returning clients (him, of course). I wasn't quick enough (dammit) to say, "It's open for discussion!" & then when he got to me, say yes, the discussion is that I don't do that (after I got his donation, heh heh).
Next time, baby!

But yeah, Justine, WTAF.

"Sure, I'll offer BB/a discount/buy you a pony when I've seen you every single week continuously, for 6 months/1 year/3 years."

THAT'S a damned regular.

BangerRacing · « **Reply #759 on:** 17 December 2019, 08:18:32 am »

2 gems yesterday.

One I'd not seen for a couple of months;
Me. How did you get on with your garden project since we last met?
Him: What? That's poor customer relations, you are confusing me with someone else.
me. I remember you said you were on the way to the garden centre to buy something for a pond.
him: Oh yes that's right.

Other one I'd not met had a total attack of verbal crap;
Me: Do you want a quick back rub? so I get on with that then ask him to roll over.
Him; Shall I sit up & beg?
Me: Pardon?
Him: you know like a puppy?
Me: Are you into puppy play?
him: Whats that? I explain No I do it with my daughter.
me; OK, I'm not sure where this is going
him: No I'm just talking about messing around with my 3 year old. It's OK don't look worried.
Me: I joke about edging him towards to door

He calms down a little bit but mentions 3 times he's paying me & I should be thankful, especially on the way out after he's thanked me. Saying
Him;"Are you the client? No I'm the client, what are you?"
Me; I'm a sex worker.
Him: "oh that sounds vulgar. You're a service provider. "
Me: "Yes that aswell. Bye."

And silly season has ensued. $:-\$

Justine · « **Reply #760 on:** 17 December 2019, 10:03:22 am »

Oh god I just read the above. How did you not give him a black eye and twisted testicles?! What a fool of a man.

MissBehaving · « **Reply #761 on:** 21 December 2019, 12:46:22 pm »

By text yesterday after making an appointment for a hour (for today )

" How much for 1.5 hour , I'm thinking £150 and spending extra time focusing on your pleasure ? "

After informing him that my fee is £180 he opted to leave it at a hour .
He then texted late at night suggesting negotiating my 1 1/2 hour fee as he really wanted an extended "liaison" .

I cancelled first thing this morning and he's been calling and texting ever since ...
I'll add that I've met him once a couple of month ago , no issues but not someone I was eagerly looking forward to meet again ( bar for the pennies ) , in his 60's which reinforce the idea that older guys can sometime feel entitled ....

CelesteManchester · « **Reply #762 on:** 21 December 2019, 01:31:55 pm »

Quote from: MissBehaving on 21 December 2019, 12:46:22 pm

By text yesterday after making an appointment for a hour (for today )

" How much for 1.5 hour , I'm thinking £150 and spending extra time focusing on your pleasure ? "

After informing him that my fee is £180 he opted to leave it at a hour .
He then texted late at night suggesting negotiating my 1 1/2 hour fee as he really wanted an extended "liaison" .

I cancelled first thing this morning and he's been calling and texting ever since ...
I'll add that I've met him once a couple of month ago , no issues but not someone I was eagerly looking forward to meet again ( bar for the pennies ) , in his 60's which reinforce the idea that older guys can sometime feel entitled ....

Had the same damn thing last year, but he saw me for 2 hours (which is $450, relevant). During the session I'd decided I wasn't going to see him again, but then he asks about an ongoing arrangement for twice monthly & could it be arranged.
Well hmm. I said perhaps, what'd you have in mind?
"$150." He says.
I blink. For...2 hours? I reply? (jaw agape) You expect me to spend to spend 2 hours with you for less than I charge for 30 minutes? Can you tell me why you think I'd do that?
"I'm on social security!" Very indignant.
And I'm funding my retirement, I answered. I'm unable to accommodate that request, sir....😡🔨😡🔨

He wasn't embarrassed when he asked, he wasn't embarrassed at my snarled answer.....
Douche monkey.

EvelynWho · « **Reply #763 on:** 21 December 2019, 07:35:24 pm »

September 2019.
“Hello. Am 55. Hope ok. Is OWO and oral on u included in price plz”.

December 2019.
“Hi. Am 53 hope this ok. Are oral on u and OWO included with price thanks”.

Anyone spot the miracle in these ?? (From the same person...)
(Hint: don’t worry folks I’ve asked him for his secret ! Eternal youth is coming for us all!) x

CelesteManchester · « **Reply #764 on:** 21 December 2019, 09:34:20 pm »

Quote from: EveWithEve on 21 December 2019, 07:35:24 pm

September 2019.
“Hello. Am 55. Hope ok. Is OWO and oral on u included in price plz”.

December 2019.
“Hi. Am 53 hope this ok. Are oral on u and OWO included with price thanks”.

Anyone spot the miracle in these ?? (From the same person...)
(Hint: don’t worry folks I’ve asked him for his secret ! Eternal youth is coming for us all!) x

LMMFAO.

He's watched Indiana Jones & The Last Crusade one too many times😆😆.

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