You are too nice. By the time he hangs up I have blocked and saved as Cunt. So there would not have been a moment for chance of him speaking to second time round.

Ha ha......he was too quick, he literally redialled instantly.....he is logged on my phone now though as c***! Lol

Last week As I was Kissing my client goodbye he smiled and told me, "Thanks for 10 minutes of heaven."  Funny thing was it was a one hour in call But he had finished so fast.

Looks like I've got myself a boyfriend 
By AW mail

" U alright love how’s work going can I be ur long term boyfriend pls thanks let me know I like ur pics xx "

Lol I hope he didn't send it to anyone else, you wouldn't want him being unfaithful! 

Text message this morning (he caught me in a good mood)...

Him; Damn I've just seen your pics on this adult site.   You look better than most 25 year olds let alone 45! Unless the pics are photoshopped!

Me; Thankyou. 100% real pics idont even no how to photoshop.  I font believe in it, theres no point making yourself look like something your not.  And I'm actually 51!

Him; You're welcome.  And your not 51. Not a chance.

Me;  I was born in 1968.

Him; Oh that's good feed me some more lies lol

Me; damn caught me out....I am actually a 21 year old size zero supermodel who likes to pretend she is a size 12 51 year old woman.......

Him; Ha bloody ha you cheeky mate lol

Did make me laugh lol

Seen this client once or twice before. Only ever engaged in general chit chat. Today he asked if he could take me out this weekend he said "I like to help people - see. Get you out of these four walls for a change". Me -"Thank you - but WTf do you know about me or my life? I've got plenty to do this weekend thanks. Him -"What you have friends? You go out? " Twat

Pussywillow ~ How insulting😡.
There are ads I see here stateside that the obvious independents are advertising:
"Open 24/7/365!" Call anytime! Always up, always ready, always around!"

When the hell do you grocery shop?🤷🏼‍♀️ Get to the Dr? Fricking SLEEP? Must be some good uppers you're taking there, chickie. Smh.

Is “ clients “ (using the term loosely since no bookings was carried out)
Lying about their age (significantly) something to report ?
Said he was ‘only 23’ when he’s at least 10years older.
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This came about when he messaged “looking for a new teen call out. M*** x”
To which I replied did he want a 13 year old ? (New teen...)
He said : no I’m after a teen that’s new to your agency.
(I’m not and never have been an agency FYI) which I told him.
He then said I’m new I’m only 23 sorry.
(His WhatsApp pic is of someone probably 40s my guess ) lmfao.
Asked where he’d seen my number to which he replied : never mind. Good night.
(Clearly something I said wasn’t going to plan for him ).
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If not something to report at least enjoy the hilarity. Not sure what lying about his age was going to get him in his mind Any guesses. Xx

I got all dressed up for a client. Low cut top, mini skirt, stockings and heels.

He turns up, looks at me and asks "do you have something nice to wear?"

   

I would have said yes, my birthday suit