An ex client once made the passing comment that prostitution was derogatory. At the time I told him what a hypocrite he was paying me and complaining. I didn't see him again or answer his messages as he kept asking for bareback.
He also visited a working girl and said same thing to her as we used to duo together in the past.
She did keep seeing him though.

I used to be a self-harmer so have scars - he asked if he could watch me cut myself while he wanked 

That's awful, I have visible scars too and I've had clients point them out and ask about them, it's none of their business!

When they ask 'What got you into this'.  I find it very intrusive.  We don't ask them why they are visiting us after all do we.

I bite my tongue and have so far resisted saying widowed with children facing eviction but im here cos im horny for your cock and i want to suck it some more - I really am too polite

I rarely do dinner dates and now I remember why..

I've eaten my dinner. Which was one main not five!
- " do you think you are over eating because of this line of work? "

Im a size 8 !

 

" I hate tattoos they looks so disgusting "

- me led next to him naked with 10 tattoos, with my profile stating I HAVE MANY TATTOOS and he's seen me before !


 

Bloccckkkkkeeeddd

I have had lots of different excused for clients cancelling last minute, but today I had a new one that took me by surprise.

"Sorry I can't make the appointment but my wife and I unexpectedly had sex last night after she drank too much on her birthday. We have not had sex for over a year and there is no way I could do it again today because all my spunk has gone in my wife. I think it will be another year before we do it again so I'll rebook with you next week when my balls are full again"

Err? Laugh or cry?

Wahahahahaha; this is BRILLIANT!!!!
Just catching up with this thread I've not read in a while and this is responsible for giving me the biggest belly laugh I've had so far this week, in fact my pop nearly came out of my nose...

If it was true, I'd give him full marks for being direct and if just a load- of-rubbish-excuse he'd still score for amusement points for imagination/iventiveness..... Reckon his wife getting pissed & screwing him was just wishful thinking???

 

I've had a few in the past tell me they love me during sex. Like I get its part of the fantesy but always freaks me out x

I've had this and I always ended up wanting to reply with 'That's niiiice!' in a Mrs Brown type voice!

Would you like a massage?
Yes please (gets on my front and awaits back rubbing)
Suddenly feels what appears to be a rainstorm of massage oil being slung about my whole bedroom whilst he says -
" I hope you don't mind getting this all over your bed sheets "