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suzi sue

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #615 on: 24 December 2018, 01:06:20 pm »
love handles for those of us who arn't firm lol xx
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MissJaz

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #616 on: 28 December 2018, 09:08:19 pm »
Phone call -

Him: do you offer owo
Me: sorry I don’t
Him: why not
Me: personal choice to protect myself from infections
Him: but I can’t catch anything from you
Me: maybe not from me but it’s a possibility from someone else. Catching stuff isn’t a one way street, both people are open to getting something
Him: I didn’t know I can catch something
Me: how old are you?
Him: ok bye

It doesn’t even matter who has a higher percentage of catching anything but for a grown man to say he didn’t know he is open to infections with an unprotected sexual activity, I call BS!
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pussywillow

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #617 on: 23 January 2019, 10:21:52 am »
"So are your neighbours cool with you doing this?" Me "Eh - they don't actually know" -"Wow - really?" Me-  "Yeh I took the red light down." " Ah okay "

"Are you available now?" Me "I'm sorry - "I'm not at home at the moment" - "But I can be with you in 5 minutes" Me -"But I'm not at home" "But I can come now"  :FF
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loubyloo

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #618 on: 23 January 2019, 05:41:10 pm »
Him....Can we film us having sex on your iPad so it's for your eyes only?

Me......... it's not something I'd like to watch actually.

Him.........but it'd be so sexy!!!


HOW?!!!!!
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Gaymassuer

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #619 on: 23 January 2019, 06:15:36 pm »
Him: "can you dominate me?"

Me: "Yes I can do that."

Him: "will you break my 2 pinky fingers"
BLOCKED

Second clown.

Him: "My girlfriend's at work, but I really need something up my arse."

Me: "I can help with that"

Him: " my little boy is here, but he won't come in the bedroom if he's watching telly, is that ok?"

BLOCK

Sometimes there will never be an explanation or answer
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Lushblossom

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #620 on: 01 February 2019, 07:42:12 am »
When they are new to seeing escorts and they say 'Can you come and pick me up from X as it may be easier for you'.  To pick up drive back see to them then drop them back off.

WTF.

This potential gem had issues with driving on motorways despite having lived up this region all his life.
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BangerRacing

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #621 on: 01 February 2019, 08:23:06 am »
"Can you do something with the price? I'll have to get a taxi over."
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #622 on: 01 February 2019, 05:32:08 pm »
Quote from: BangerRacing on 01 February 2019, 08:23:06 am
"Can you do something with the price? I'll have to get a taxi over."
Answer 'Yes I can put it up!' :)
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jo-jo

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #623 on: 01 February 2019, 06:21:28 pm »
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Can you squirt properly?

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Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes.

samcas

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #624 on: 01 February 2019, 08:03:15 pm »
I have had lots of different excused for clients cancelling last minute, but today I had a new one that took me by surprise.

"Sorry I can't make the appointment but my wife and I unexpectedly had sex last night after she drank too much on her birthday. We have not had sex for over a year and there is no way I could do it again today because all my spunk has gone in my wife. I think it will be another year before we do it again so I'll rebook with you next week when my balls are full again"

Err? Laugh or cry?
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emilycan

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #625 on: 03 February 2019, 07:21:52 am »
Reading stuff with a coffee because I can't sleep...just narrowly avoided ruining the laptop laughing at this...
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CurlsnCurves

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #626 on: 03 February 2019, 02:00:21 pm »
Is that legit you in the pictures?  :FF :FF :FF
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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #627 on: 04 February 2019, 03:55:51 am »
Quote from: CurlsnCurves on 03 February 2019, 02:00:21 pm
Is that legit you in the pictures?  :FF :FF :FF

I've so often replied to this with "No it's my Grandma"

And the next text from them reads "Oh fuck your arse looks so fuckable"

They really don't give a fuck what we reply, they just wank over the thought that we've given them an iota of our energy.
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GG

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #628 on: 04 February 2019, 10:34:54 am »
Quote from: CurlsnCurves on 03 February 2019, 02:00:21 pm
Is that legit you in the pictures?  :FF :FF :FF
I reply. No ive stolen them off another girls website. Would you like her number?  :)
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minimouse

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #629 on: 06 February 2019, 01:05:37 am »
I used to be a self-harmer so have scars - he asked if he could watch me cut myself while he wanked  :o
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