A client booked an hour tried overstaying...Luckily I'm well versed on this so at just over 5 past the hour I said "Ooh my next clients due soon" (it wasn't the case, I was actually really hungry but its the only language that *some* clients who don't see me as a real person but a subhuman seem to understand)  His response "Could you cancel him as I was trying to talk you into an extra half an hour" 

Now as were going along that you need food no client. I have said.

Unless your going to pay me three hundred quid for thirty minutes as that is what this (imaginary) client is paying for two hours then yes stay but bring out the fee first before I cancel (non existent) client.

Such guys are diks.

I market as a luxury experience provider and I regularly get clients looking at the bottoms
Of My shoes or in the labels of My underwear. I shut them down with a casual ‘I Told you I’m fabulous! And they don’t know what to say. But I do Find it Fucking cheeky they look at the brands of what I’m wearing. It happens I would say 70% of my time with clients. Another asking if my louboutins are real.

Another one is asking if I’m Clean. Yes because I’m totally going to do this knowingly having something and risking being done for it. I often find the ones that ask usually attempt to rub their bare genitals on mine. Again they get shut down.

The best one thought out of everything was during a duo a
Client who used to be my estate agent also burst out with ‘I brought a farm’ as he was ejaculating.
What an animal 

I usually say, yes I never do bareback, and don’t have Sex in my personal life (I don’t right now). Alongside getting checked monthly. When did you last get checked? It shuts them up quickly haha and embarrassed them that they probably haven’t actually got checked for quite a while!

On the occasions the subject of testing and sti's has been discussed I have found most readily admit they have never been tested at all whether in civvy life when they have lots of casual and unprotected sex or when they book us!  I have asked why not and they reply with all kinds of excuses. 

On a positive note though one man said he got lucky with one woman on a night out but when he produced a condom she was surprised and asked him was it really necessary!

Idiot: can you do sixity  for thirty mins.
me: NO my rates are set and non-negoitable and it's eighty pounds. There are other ladies who fit within your budget.
Idiot: Good luck getting guys to pay that much
Me: I'm doing fine and well. Good luck finding an escort who will see a haggler like yourself
Idiot: Shutup you cheap hore

I would have replied well  you might think I'm cheap
But at least I can spell whore properly 😂

Third time I have seen this man but during today's booking although it went well I was shocked when he told me the exact house another lady works from. Just came right out with it with no warning. He had been telling me of their booking because she is a dominatrix with her own (makeshift) dungeon and he was revelling in the memory  . She advertises as in a discreet location so what would you do? Would you contact her and tell her what he said?

My immediate thought was will he tell any other sp MY exact location?   

Sometimes this job throws up a stinker. 

Hm... If you feel that being extra discrete about location is crucial for her, I would contact her.
I had a situation when a client revealed another sex worker's full name to me. I told her and she obviously cut him off.
I thought he was just naive and careless because of his older age, but in hindsight he was a massive twat and I should have cut him off straight away as well.

It was along the lines of "next street after the garage and 5th house along" and I already knew the town as it is very small.

The only thing putting me off contacting her is if she blasts him he will then know it is me who told her.  Repercussions etc. and I have to protect myself at all costs.

Bugger!!

It was along the lines of "next street after the garage and 5th house along" and I already knew the town as it is very small.

The only thing putting me off contacting her is if she blasts him he will then know it is me who told her.  Repercussions etc. and I have to protect myself at all costs.

Bugger!!

Could you tell her without saying who told you?

Third time I have seen this man but during today's booking although it went well I was shocked when he told me the exact house another lady works from. Just came right out with it with no warning. He had been telling me of their booking because she is a dominatrix with her own (makeshift) dungeon and he was revelling in the memory  . She advertises as in a discreet location so what would you do? Would you contact her and tell her what he said?

My immediate thought was will he tell any other sp MY exact location?   

Sometimes this job throws up a stinker. 

I had this, a client told me another girl's address to the door number. I didn't tell her, partly due to knowing it was a working flat not her home and partly due to bad experiences when I've passed on information in the past. I did leave him feedback stating he wasn't discrete and have explained why when I've been contacted by other escorts about it