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Justine

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #480 on: 24 March 2018, 09:49:01 am »
Quote from: JustAnotherHooker on 24 March 2018, 01:06:31 am
I may start saying (when I do AW anyway) that I don?t pay rent as I?m servicing my landlord, and my electricity company, my gas company, the manager in Tescos, you get the drift!! Mmmn some fun will be had...

The few who have asked these intrusive questions get told in a very nice way that they are being nosey. Your idea has sparked a new response from me though and I may just try that out.   :)

One cheeky person asked do I pay council tax and I did react by asking did he. He said of course so I just gave him a look.  It worked and he stopped being a pain after that.  If they quickly realise you are not a push over they usually alter their manner I find.
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seraphine

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #481 on: 24 March 2018, 11:06:52 am »
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seraphine

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #482 on: 24 March 2018, 11:11:29 am »
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amy

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #483 on: 24 March 2018, 11:14:24 am »
Quote from: 80s synthetic on 24 March 2018, 11:11:29 am
Client after the session: 'Something really bad must have happened to you in your life that you don't want to take your knickers off'.

 ???

Tell him you actually desperately need a poo, and the knickers are the only thing keeping it back ;D.
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seraphine

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #484 on: 24 March 2018, 11:22:49 am »
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Re: They said what???
« Reply #485 on: 25 March 2018, 05:41:00 pm »
Quote from: amy on 24 March 2018, 11:14:24 am
Tell him you actually desperately need a poo, and the knickers are the only thing keeping it back ;D.

I actually screeched with laughter at this!!  ;D ;D ;D
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #486 on: 25 March 2018, 07:26:44 pm »
Quote from: 80s synthetic on 24 March 2018, 11:11:29 am
I always work topless with my knickers on.

Midway the session a client asked me to remove the knickers, few times in a row like a broken record.
I repeatedly refused.

Client after the session: 'Something really bad must have happened to you in your life that you don't want to take your knickers off'.

 ???
Or tell him you actually have a cock! ;D
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seraphine

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #487 on: 26 March 2018, 10:17:13 am »
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Re: They said what???
« Reply #488 on: 27 March 2018, 05:16:37 pm »
Quote from: 80s synthetic on 24 March 2018, 11:06:52 am
I get them almost every single time. The annoyance !...  :FF

Yeah I got it a few times.
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Re: They said what???
« Reply #489 on: 27 March 2018, 05:20:22 pm »
Quote from: 80s synthetic on 24 March 2018, 11:06:52 am
I get them almost every single time. The annoyance !...  :FF

by the way what is your answer when they ask you if you live there.
usually I have a lie and say Im just staying for a few months.
If I think he is ok fine but if he is a weirdo then I sh1t
The good thing is that I live in a secure building and feel safe
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seraphine

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« Reply #490 on: 27 March 2018, 06:14:28 pm »
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Re: They said what???
« Reply #491 on: 27 March 2018, 11:17:45 pm »
Had one from a client last week, "You have it so easy, I'm so envious of your job. You just get to lie there, get shagged & get paid for it."

I could've throttled him! Yes, it's SO easy pretending that you're having a whale of a time when presented with a guy with bad breath, straining beer-belly & hairy back who expects you to do sexual wizardy with his flaccid willy. And I also most certainly do not just lie back and think of England either - I don't call it 'sexercise' for nothing!

I would like to see him try to fuck multiple women who he doesn't find attractive, whilst making them believe that they're the most charismatic being since sliced bread.

Don't get me wrong - I have several regulars who I quite enjoy meeting - but I really resent it when punters think that escorting is 'easy' money.
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Re: They said what???
« Reply #492 on: 28 March 2018, 01:43:58 am »
Quote from: elainegirl on 27 March 2018, 05:20:22 pm
by the way what is your answer when they ask you if you live there.
usually I have a lie and say Im just staying for a few months.
If I think he is ok fine but if he is a weirdo then I sh1t
The good thing is that I live in a secure building and feel safe
I will sometimes just say I am subletting, staying with a friend or staying in an Airbnb.
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Sarastar1

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #493 on: 28 March 2018, 12:31:25 pm »
Guy booked for 15 mins.
I explained clearly on the phone that my 15 min booking was different to the 30min/1hour booking. Told him what was on offer and he was fine with it.

Fast forward to his arrival. Let him in. Nice bloke. Clean and presentable.

HIM- I Don?t want sex or a blow job. What I want is for you to wank me off and to wank me into my mouth.

ME- What? how is that possible?

HIM I?ll show you.....

(He lies back on the bed and gets into a ?yoga? type ?roly poly? position to demonstrate)

So he sits up on the edge of the bed. I start wanking him and woe and behold he started to climax...rolled back and I aimed for his mouth and he swallowed!!!

He was in and out in two mins lol

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TandPJS

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #494 on: 28 March 2018, 03:44:02 pm »
"your vagina is very hospitable"

yeah mate, leave me a review on tripadvisor why don't you?
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