Author Topic: They said what??? (Read 201574 times)

pussywillow · « **Reply #780 on:** 10 January 2020, 12:08:14 pm »

New client rings me
Him -" I've never done this before -I'm worried about safety"
Me -"Okay - in what way?"
Him - "Do you use decent condoms? -Do they break?"
Me -"Well I like to think use decent ones- I can't promise it won't happen - but in my experience thankfully its pretty rare"
Him-"Don't you get a feeling when they are going to break?"
Me "Eh no - don't you think I'd change the thing if I did?"
Him - What they don't have an early warning system? I think I'll leave it"
Condoms that beep? What a great idea

Philipa · « **Reply #781 on:** 10 January 2020, 09:43:54 pm »

Quote from: pussywillow on 10 January 2020, 12:08:14 pm

New client rings me
Him -" I've never done this before -I'm worried about safety"
Me -"Okay - in what way?"
Him - "Do you use decent condoms? -Do they break?"
Me -"Well I like to think use decent ones- I can't promise it won't happen - but in my experience thankfully its pretty rare"
Him-"Don't you get a feeling when they are going to break?"
Me "Eh no - don't you think I'd change the thing if I did?"
Him - What they don't have an early warning system? I think I'll leave it"
Condoms that beep? What a great idea

What a strange man

A few clients of mine bring their own condoms because they were of 'better quality,' implying that my Durex ones were not.

TantricTease · « **Reply #782 on:** 11 January 2020, 12:43:12 am »

Philippa I don’t trust clients to bring their own condoms, who knows what they could have done to them!

CelesteManchester · « **Reply #783 on:** 11 January 2020, 01:09:55 am »

Quote from: pussywillow on 10 January 2020, 12:08:14 pm

New client rings me
Him -" I've never done this before -I'm worried about safety"
Me -"Okay - in what way?"
Him - "Do you use decent condoms? -Do they break?"
Me -"Well I like to think use decent ones- I can't promise it won't happen - but in my experience thankfully its pretty rare"
Him-"Don't you get a feeling when they are going to break?"
Me "Eh no - don't you think I'd change the thing if I did?"
Him - What they don't have an early warning system? I think I'll leave it"
Condoms that beep? What a great idea

🚨 🚨🚨
NASA is alerted. The Bat 🦇signal is lit. The polar ice caps are obliterated by *blah blah important sounding military stuff*. His wife gets a text. His job gets an email.
But you, PussyWillow. You....get a feeeeeeling.😁😁😁

Jackiela · « **Reply #784 on:** 11 January 2020, 07:00:04 am »

Got one late last night

Client are you taking bookings
I answered yes can I come with a friend
Me no I see one at a time I don’t do gang bangs
Client no my Mrs wants to watch me with another woman
Me it will cost you double the price
Client oh sorry I thought it’s only one payment
Me I know it’s January things are hard but there is no search thing as two for one in this business
Client oh ok prat

Justine · « **Reply #785 on:** 12 January 2020, 11:20:42 am »

This lovely statement cropped up again yesterday.

"I am always so worried about catching something so I rarely see any escorts"

It was going well until then, I had to put my acting skills to the test once more as what I wanted to say was "why the hell are you here then!" but I know it would have killed the booking.

TantricTease · « **Reply #786 on:** 12 January 2020, 01:29:07 pm »

Quote from: Justine on 12 January 2020, 11:20:42 am

This lovely statement cropped up again yesterday.

"I am always so worried about catching something so I rarely see any escorts"

It was going well until then, I had to put my acting skills to the test once more as what I wanted to say was "why the hell are you here then!" but I know it would have killed the booking.

Your a better woman than me with this because I wouldn’t have cared about ruining the booking and I would bite back but that’s just me! If I allow these things to fester without saying anything then my MH goes way down...

CelesteManchester · « **Reply #787 on:** 12 January 2020, 02:21:46 pm »

Quote from: TantricTease on 12 January 2020, 01:29:07 pm

Your a better woman than me with this because I wouldn’t have cared about ruining the booking and I would bite back but that’s just me! If I allow these things to fester without saying anything then my MH goes way down...

Thank you Tantric! My exact response to him would've been, "Perhaps you should consider taking up quilting. Quilting's a nice, safe hobby."

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time...🙄

TantricTease · « **Reply #788 on:** 12 January 2020, 02:44:36 pm »

Quote from: CelesteManchester on 12 January 2020, 02:21:46 pm

Thank you Tantric! My exact response to him would've been, "Perhaps you should consider taking up quilting. Quilting's a nice, safe hobby."

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time...🙄

Exactly and if you acted like this in a shop or other business then you would get thrown out so it shouldn’t be any different for us, personally I cannot go ahead with a booking if they put me down, it’s degrading for me to have to go through with it, I think years of working in parlours and agencies and getting shit like this said to me makes me not put up with it now I’m my own boss.

Philipa · « **Reply #789 on:** 13 January 2020, 03:14:49 pm »

Quote from: TantricTease on 11 January 2020, 12:43:12 am

Philippa I don’t trust clients to bring their own condoms, who knows what they could have done to them!

Yes it's very trusting of me, I don't recommend this to anyone reading!

One of the clients use a custom condom website to order his condoms, his words 'other condoms don't fit me at all. I have an unusual shaped cock.' I can vouch for the fact that he is unusually shaped.
Another client insists on his luxury Lelo Hex condoms. He also brings his own expensive lube and toys because he can't stand the 'nasty cheap stuff' girls use. Taking his condoms and toys out of the sleek packaging is the highlight of his booking.

BangerRacing · « **Reply #790 on:** 15 January 2020, 07:55:03 am »

Quote from: CelesteManchester on 12 January 2020, 02:21:46 pm

Thank you Tantric! My exact response to him would've been, "Perhaps you should consider taking up quilting. Quilting's a nice, safe hobby."

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time...🙄

Ha ha that's funny

I usually say to these types. " oh yes me too. I hope you haven't had any nasty bugs in the last 10 days & have been down the clap clinic in the last 6 months".

Guy last week asked me to say he was "a real Casanova" in his feedback. He also said women who are over 45 are elderly

& shouldn't be in sex work. A real C**t more like, alas I didn't say that in the feedback although he was trying for boundary pushing at the start & the end asking for a cup of tea before he left.

Curvyambyr · « **Reply #791 on:** 25 January 2020, 02:52:09 pm »

Wasn't sure if it went in the "how not to book" thread or here so throwing it here

"Hi,
You look and sound great!!! I'll be really forward. Want to use my flat for incalls? I'm a successful company director with a naughty side. Are you a partier? (cool with charlie??). Also WS and exploring a bit?

I am looking to have an adventure with someone "real" and openminded... who might also be interested in using my flat for doing incalls. Work from here. I have a nice place in *insert area*. I'm a gentleman and a professional. We would have fun.

If this sounds cool, text, Whats App or call and ill send some pics of the flat.

Thoughts?"

They left their name and contact number. This individual has an another alias which is an offering service profile of who's login times coincide with this profile that messaged me

TantricTease · « **Reply #792 on:** 25 January 2020, 06:23:25 pm »

Quote from: candyalien on 25 January 2020, 02:52:09 pm

Wasn't sure if it went in the "how not to book" thread or here so throwing it here

"Hi,
You look and sound great!!! I'll be really forward. Want to use my flat for incalls? I'm a successful company director with a naughty side. Are you a partier? (cool with charlie??). Also WS and exploring a bit?

I am looking to have an adventure with someone "real" and openminded... who might also be interested in using my flat for doing incalls. Work from here. I have a nice place in *insert area*. I'm a gentleman and a professional. We would have fun.

If this sounds cool, text, Whats App or call and ill send some pics of the flat.

Thoughts?"

They left their name and contact number. This individual has an another alias which is an offering service profile of who's login times coincide with this profile that messaged me

So this ‘adventure’ he wants is a free shag I would assume for use of his flat, and if he is only letting you use his flat then why is it important that you take drugs?!

These fuckers are out in full force this week, I’ve had 2 texts during the week with one offering me ‘free’ photographs (free my arss) and one offering me ‘free’ tax services, again my nice wee arss it’s free, I texted both of them back and said that sexual services are only provided for cold hard cash and that I can’t pay rent and buy food from free things.

I also got a text from an unsaved number saying ‘I wish you were here’ yet when I texted back to ask who they were then they just ignored me, I can’t be bothered with silly games like this, the funny thing is is that I recognise the number yet it’s not saved...

BangerRacing · « **Reply #793 on:** 06 February 2020, 04:34:48 pm »

A couple of red flags kicking off in communication. I get this reply;

"Didn't mean to spook you sorry if I have. Take care, not sure if I shall look for another lady, thought you were perfect for my love I need to share".

CREEPY

Nadya · « **Reply #794 on:** 06 February 2020, 06:14:34 pm »

Phone call recently, married guy who saw me on his own but desperately wants a threesome "next time".

'Do you have a friend, preferably black'?

"I know a lady, I can ask her"

"What does she look like"?

"Well you can see her pictures and her rates on her profile"

"I don't want a professional"

"Ermmm, but that is what I am"

"Yes but you know, they are all business, they do it for the money, not like you, you do it for fun"

"No I bloody well DON'T!!!!!"

Seriously, did this Dude really think I would bring along a girlfriend to have sex with him?

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