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China_Grl

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #765 on: 22 December 2019, 11:26:49 am »
Quote from: linglau on 13 August 2019, 11:30:48 pm
Him. Hi, you reallyThai?
Me,   Yes.
Him. I will know if you are lying.
Me. How?
Him. Because your pussy slit is other way.
WTF ????????????

what a prick  >:(
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linglau

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #766 on: 22 December 2019, 10:49:23 pm »
Quote from: China_Grl on 22 December 2019, 11:26:49 am
what a prick  >:(
I know but luckily it is rare to have comments like this. Most guys seem to have a thing about Thai girls and are really respectful.
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CelesteManchester

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #767 on: 22 December 2019, 11:07:08 pm »
Quote from: linglau on 22 December 2019, 10:49:23 pm
I know but luckily it is rare to have comments like this. Most guys seem to have a thing about Thai girls and are really respectful.

I've heard this, not going to say what's it called bc I think it's so awful, but I'm sure we've all heard it🙄.
I'm assuming it's similar to what I get as a redhead; SO many times I've gotten a booking strictly based on that.

Fine by me, but I haven't seen my natural hair color since 1989; there's no telling what's under here🤷🏼‍♀️. Could be red, grey, who the fuck knows.
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Missizzy

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #768 on: 26 December 2019, 09:20:59 pm »
I've recently had to explain to a man what a coil is and he flatly refused to believe me they exist. He's in his 50s  :o
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Re: They said what???
« Reply #769 on: 26 December 2019, 10:25:10 pm »
Quote from: Missizzy on 26 December 2019, 09:20:59 pm
I've recently had to explain to a man what a coil is and he flatly refused to believe me they exist. He's in his 50s  :o

He most likely does know, but for some reason known only to him, thinks its a good idea to be Obstreperous  ::)
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Re: They said what???
« Reply #770 on: 28 December 2019, 05:05:46 pm »
You are here (on a certain website) to be fucked, now take my thousands of pounds and shut up!

I kindly thanked him for pointing out I earn thousands to be fucked and blocked the bastard! Cheers mate.
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Re: They said what???
« Reply #771 on: 28 December 2019, 09:27:13 pm »
Quote from: SWgirl on 28 December 2019, 05:05:46 pm
You are here (on a certain website) to be fucked, now take my thousands of pounds and shut up!

I kindly thanked him for pointing out I earn thousands to be fucked and blocked the bastard! Cheers mate.

That is so bad it is good! Hilarious.  I had one once on the phone who had the most awful attitude and approach so I said sorry I didn't think we would get along very well. He seemed amazed and asked "so do you want my business or not?!"

I of course declined.
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saltysweet

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #772 on: 28 December 2019, 10:08:32 pm »
That's kinda similar to a semi reg who I got annoyed with and told him, 'you'd better go' and he said, 'Me! Leave!...Preposterous!' half to himself.
He was the kind of supremely confident, self assured, English toff who won't accept an insult. So I gave up and let him stay. ???
« Last Edit: 28 December 2019, 10:18:37 pm by saltysweet »
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Re: They said what???
« Reply #773 on: 28 December 2019, 10:19:28 pm »
Quote from: saltysweet on 28 December 2019, 10:08:32 pm
That's kinda similar to a semi reg who I got annoyed with and told him, 'you'd better go' and he said, 'Me! Leave!...Preposterous!' half to himself.
He was the kind of totally confident, self assured, English toff who won't accept an insult. So I gave up and let him stay. ???
I would have loved to kick his arse out. I had a young good looking one once who had walked to my incall place after playing football. Tried to decline a shower to which I obviously insisted. He was very good looking, had a fantastic body with a massive cock and knew it, he stood in the shower rubbing his cock saying look how big it is, I bet you cant handle it...
I replied.. Yes you are right its too much for me to handle so be a good little boy, get out of the shower, get dressed, take your money and go home....
He was totally shocked lol

I hate cocky bastards
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BangerRacing

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #774 on: 09 January 2020, 11:55:56 am »

him:"I think I've got this industry sussed out.  You ladies don't pay tax do you. Saw an eldery lady recently who wanted to pay 10k cash for a car. I told she'd get arrested"
me: Eldery? How old is she?
him: late 40's. Women in the this business should not be doing it over 45 into their 50's."
me: I pay tax & I'd never say a 45 year old is elderly so that's a strange thing to say. How old are you then?
him: really, what do you put down as your job? guessing game ensues I'm over 45.

Had the nerve to ask for a cup of tea when we'd already gone over by 10 minutes. Like I'd want to chat to him any longer  ::) ageist weirdo.
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Justine

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #775 on: 09 January 2020, 01:51:15 pm »
Very recently

Him   You must hate men
Me     (trying to think of what to say but he then said)
Him   Do you think men like me are sad and pathetic?

There then followed my very best attempt at making nice conversation and answering his questions using every ounce of my tact to make him feel less depressed than he already was.

It all happened after he appeared perfectly happy and comfortable with the booking.

 ??? :-\
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MWinter

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #776 on: 09 January 2020, 03:57:47 pm »
"You're a lot bigger in real life, that is a relief, I thought you were on something"

 :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: They said what???
« Reply #777 on: 09 January 2020, 04:26:51 pm »
Quote from: Justine on 09 January 2020, 01:51:15 pm
Very recently

Him   You must hate men
Me     (trying to think of what to say but he then said)
Him   Do you think men like me are sad and pathetic?

There then followed my very best attempt at making nice conversation and answering his questions using every ounce of my tact to make him feel less depressed than he already was.

It all happened after he appeared perfectly happy and comfortable with the booking.

 ??? :-\

Cringe! You get all sorts.

Had a similar encounter with client who asks:
'Do you think your clients are all losers?'
I just laughed it off
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MWinter

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #778 on: 09 January 2020, 04:43:04 pm »
Client

'I'm going to take you bareback'

Me - 'Sorry I don't offer that'

Client - Gets huffy 'Don't worry I don't want to do that with you anyway'

Trying to imply that I am dirty  ;D
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CelesteManchester

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #779 on: 09 January 2020, 05:14:32 pm »
Quote from: MWinter on 09 January 2020, 04:43:04 pm
Client

'I'm going to take you bareback'

Me - 'Sorry I don't offer that'

Client - Gets huffy 'Don't worry I don't want to do that with you anyway'

Trying to imply that I am dirty  ;D

Meanwhile, back at the ranch as this hypothetically happens to me:
Client: "I'm going to take you bareback."
Me: "I'm going to take the knife I have hidden close by & stab you, should you attempt that. And bc you don't know me, you have no idea if I'm joking or not. Care to test that theory?"

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