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China_Grl

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #750 on: 31 October 2019, 09:09:56 am »
I am from a country outside the UK and a lot of people book because they like my accent. At the end of a booking, client says 'Look, I gotta be honest, I booked because of the accent and it wasn't as strong as I would've liked... can I get half my money back?"
I was like mate this is the exact same voice I spoke to you on the phone with, if it wasn't strong enough you should've said it back then...

He booked you just to hear you talk, yeah right ..lol  ::)

Hope you didn't give any money back

CelesteManchester

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #751 on: 31 October 2019, 10:23:32 pm »
I finally got the classic, "When I'm fucking my girlfriend I'm thinking about YOU." line.

I'm so rarely at a loss for words, but I was with this. I wasn't ~ surprisingly ~ angry or anything, I just did not know how to respond. "Thank you"? "Glad to hear"? "Sucks to be you"? Lolol. I just stood there for a minute & then said rather unconvincingly, "That's....hot."

I'm giggling as I type this bc I think he expected me to be, I dunno, grateful? It was weird.
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Re: They said what???
« Reply #752 on: 02 November 2019, 08:28:34 am »
I was sent an email the other day where the guy asked did I get checked regularly did I do the job for fun and how many did I see in a week.

Apparently he was new and had a lot of questions.

Pity the questions are annoying.

EvelynWho

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #753 on: 08 November 2019, 11:10:50 am »
Do you have a deposit protection scheme in place to protect me from being scammed by filthy whores who do that?

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #754 on: 08 November 2019, 11:14:00 am »
Can I see picture of your cock  ::) the f ?

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #755 on: 08 November 2019, 12:54:37 pm »
I don't show my face when advertising and a guy said I sound different. I did tell him that I had to be quiet while answering the front door. I spoke with a lower tone walking through the hallway. He said I sound different to when he talked to me over the phone.  I said to him polity what would you like to do now. (Waiting for his response)  He decided to leave. I was like okay. Bye.

He phoned me a few minutes later, asking if it is me. I said yes, lovely.  He said bye.

I know escorting isn't plain sailing 100% of the time. I will be patient.

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #756 on: 07 December 2019, 02:53:23 pm »
“I’m similar to you “
Me : how so.
“I get paid cash, that I don’t disclose”
Me : I pay my tax. Only lowlifes don’t. Don’t assume such bullshit about me.
“You swallow cum for money, don’t get noble whore “

Brilliant way to carry on my evening ... what a fucking day.

omg.  :-X

Justine

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #757 on: 08 December 2019, 06:53:46 pm »
Client I saw first 4 weeks ago then again a week or so later. He booked online and knows fees.

Got a text this afternoon can he see me at 6pm? I replied yes then he asked how much? I told (reminded) him. 
 His response,  Aww I thought it was (20 less than my fee)

I replied no so we better not go ahead. He asked why and when I said I can not offer less than full rate after just 2 meetings,

no response.  He is now banned of course.

CelesteManchester

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #758 on: 09 December 2019, 02:24:17 am »
Client I saw first 4 weeks ago then again a week or so later. He booked online and knows fees.

Got a text this afternoon can he see me at 6pm? I replied yes then he asked how much? I told (reminded) him. 
 His response,  Aww I thought it was (20 less than my fee)

I replied no so we better not go ahead. He asked why and when I said I can not offer less than full rate after just 2 meetings,

no response.  He is now banned of course.

How does 2 meetings make you a regular? *rants* It's like the guy who asked me the 2nd time he called if I offered bareback for returning clients (him, of course). I wasn't quick enough (dammit) to say, "It's open for discussion!" & then when he got to me, say yes, the discussion is that I don't do that (after I got his donation, heh heh).
Next time, baby!

But yeah, Justine, WTAF.

"Sure, I'll offer BB/a discount/buy you a pony when I've seen you every single week continuously, for 6 months/1 year/3 years."

THAT'S a damned regular.
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BangerRacing

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #759 on: 17 December 2019, 08:18:32 am »
2 gems yesterday.

One I'd not seen for a couple of months;
Me. How did you get on with your garden project since we last met?
Him: What? That's poor customer relations, you are confusing me with someone else.
me. I remember you said you were on the way to the garden centre to buy something for a pond.
him: Oh yes that's right.

 ::)

Other one I'd not met had a total attack of verbal crap;
Me: Do you want a quick back rub? so I get on with that then ask him to roll over.
Him; Shall I sit up & beg?
Me: Pardon?
Him: you know like a puppy?
Me: Are you into puppy play?
him: Whats that? I explain No I do it with my daughter.
me; OK, I'm not sure where this is going
him: No I'm just talking about messing around with my 3 year old. It's OK don't look worried.
Me: I joke about edging him towards to door

He calms down a little bit but mentions 3 times he's paying me & I should be thankful, especially on the way out after he's thanked me. Saying
Him;"Are you the client? No I'm the client, what are you?"
Me; I'm a sex worker.
Him: "oh that sounds vulgar. You're a service provider. "
Me: "Yes that aswell. Bye."

And silly season has ensued.  :-\



Justine

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #760 on: 17 December 2019, 10:03:22 am »
Oh god I just read the above. How did you not give him a black eye and twisted testicles?! What a fool of a man.

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #761 on: 21 December 2019, 12:46:22 pm »
By text yesterday after making an appointment for a hour (for today )

" How much for 1.5 hour , I'm thinking £150 and spending extra time focusing on your pleasure ? "  :FF :FF :FF

After informing him that my fee is £180 he opted to leave it at a hour .
He then texted late at night suggesting negotiating my 1 1/2 hour fee as he really wanted an extended "liaison" .

I cancelled first thing this morning and he's been calling and texting ever since ...
I'll add that I've met him once a couple of month  ago , no issues but not someone I was eagerly looking  forward to meet again ( bar for the pennies ) , in his 60's which reinforce the idea that older guys can sometime feel entitled ....

CelesteManchester

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #762 on: 21 December 2019, 01:31:55 pm »
By text yesterday after making an appointment for a hour (for today )

" How much for 1.5 hour , I'm thinking £150 and spending extra time focusing on your pleasure ? "  :FF :FF :FF

After informing him that my fee is £180 he opted to leave it at a hour .
He then texted late at night suggesting negotiating my 1 1/2 hour fee as he really wanted an extended "liaison" .

I cancelled first thing this morning and he's been calling and texting ever since ...
I'll add that I've met him once a couple of month  ago , no issues but not someone I was eagerly looking  forward to meet again ( bar for the pennies ) , in his 60's which reinforce the idea that older guys can sometime feel entitled ....

Had the same damn thing last year, but he saw me for 2 hours (which is $450, relevant). During the session I'd decided I wasn't going to see him again, but then he asks about an ongoing arrangement for twice monthly & could it be arranged.
Well hmm. I said perhaps, what'd you have in mind?
"$150." He says.
I blink. For...2 hours? I reply? (jaw agape) You expect me to spend to spend 2 hours with you for less than I charge for 30 minutes? Can you tell me why you think I'd do that?
"I'm on social security!" Very indignant.
And I'm funding my retirement, I answered. I'm unable to accommodate that request, sir....😡🔨😡🔨

He wasn't embarrassed when he asked, he wasn't embarrassed at my snarled answer.....
Douche monkey.
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EvelynWho

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #763 on: 21 December 2019, 07:35:24 pm »
September 2019.
“Hello. Am 55. Hope ok. Is OWO and oral on u included in price plz”.

December 2019.
“Hi. Am 53 hope this ok. Are oral on u and OWO included with price thanks”.

Anyone spot the miracle in these ?? (From the same person...)
(Hint: don’t worry folks I’ve asked him for his secret ! Eternal youth is coming for us all!) x

CelesteManchester

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #764 on: 21 December 2019, 09:34:20 pm »
September 2019.
“Hello. Am 55. Hope ok. Is OWO and oral on u included in price plz”.

December 2019.
“Hi. Am 53 hope this ok. Are oral on u and OWO included with price thanks”.

Anyone spot the miracle in these ?? (From the same person...)
(Hint: don’t worry folks I’ve asked him for his secret ! Eternal youth is coming for us all!) x

LMMFAO.

He's watched Indiana Jones & The Last Crusade one too many times😆😆.
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